"500 Year Old Vampire" Teen Arrested.

[Escorpiius]

Okay, I couldn't stopped laughing over this. Really, something is getting really wrong with some of those teens nowadays.

A Texas teenager has watched too many of those "Twilight" movies. Or that show "True Blood." Or any of that other vampire nonsense, because he was arrested after biting a woman's neck, claiming he is a 500-year-old vampire who "needed to feed."

The Houston Chronicle reports that early Saturday morning, Lyle Monroe Bensley, who police say is a more reasonable 19, broke into a woman's apartment in Galveston, made growling and hissing noises, and bit her neck. Oh, he was only wearing boxer shorts.

The woman managed to get away with just minor injuries and call police. They found him in the parking lot of the apartment complex.

"He was begging us to restrain him because he didn't want to kill us," Galveston Officer Daniel Erickson told the newspaper. "He said he needed to feed."

Asking for clarification, Erickson said Bensley told officers, "I'm a vampire and I've been alive for over 500 years."

Bensley is charged with burglary with intent to commit assault. He was placed on a mental health hold. It does not appear he was under the influence of drugs.

Here are some reactions-analysis [

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] but all-in-all, the craze over something popular is becoming more frenzy and stupid than fascination or admiration. I hope not to see some invasion copy of more of those cases or worse, dozens more of Rebecca Black U_U

 

[+BLOODsilent+]

LMFAO im a lycan too so i know how he feels :rofl: LMFAO

 

[bajram]

haha that's funny lol made me laugh

 

[Jack Spicer]

:rofl:


I love how he was begging them to restain him. The 500 year vampire is dangerous and must be restrained!......in his boxer shorts.

 

[bajram]

rofl i bet she's or he's creazy lol

 

[Uchiha Kentaro]

i totaly believe him at night i turn into a gargoyle xd

 

[wonderwho]

LMFAO im a lycan too so i know how he feels :rofl: LMFAO

lmfao is cool music group...

 

[Caliburn]

Just push him into some sunlight. If he sparkles, kick him.

 

[+BLOODsilent+]

Just push him into some sunlight. If he sparkles, kick him.

:rofl:

 

[Yugure]

I heard it on the radio yesterday, guess you miss a few wires in your head if your saying/thinking those kind of stuff

 

[bajram]

Just push him into some sunlight. If he sparkles, kick him.

lol xd

 

[Rafeal brown]

:rofl:


I love how he was begging them to restain him. The 500 year vampire is dangerous and must be restrained!......in his boxer shorts.

Hahahahaha. Sorry i can't help laughing bcuz its too funny. Back on topic, i knw this sounds crazy but wht if he's telling the truth? And there is still lots of vampires out there who are over 500 yrs old?

 

[bajram]

Hahahahaha. Sorry i can't help laughing bcuz its too funny. Back on topic, i knw this sounds crazy but wht if he's telling the truth? And there is still lots of vampires out there who are over 500 yrs old?

do u really belive vampire exists? huahahhaha:flaw:

 

[Escorpiius]

rofl i bet she's or he's creazy lol

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Just push him into some sunlight. If he sparkles, kick him.

:rofl:

 

[Lucifer]

OMG!!! _O-:rofl:_O- "vampire"

 

[Rafeal brown]

do u really belive vampire exists? huahahhaha:flaw:

Who knws? It'll be mere speculation that they do or donot exist. Just like if wizards/ Witches exist or not.

 

[Uchiha91]

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:rofl:

He should have given us a smile in that mug shot. Come on Drak, show us those pointy pealy whites LOLOLOLxd

 

[Jonathon]

AHahahahahahahahahahahah.

 

[Rihari]

Lol thats a first, he wasn't even under the use of drugs, trying to be the next Edwun Cullen (don't know if i spelt it right, and i really don't care)

 

[Anduril]

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Oh no wait !!!!
I recognize him!!!!
He is the bounto known to be in the region of texas....

Just a minute ...... *calling soul society*

*Moshi Moshi please connect yamamoto*

*yamamoto- Do what caliburn said!!*

:rofl: