"500 Year Old Vampire" Teen Arrested.

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Hahahahaha. Sorry i can't help laughing bcuz its too funny. Back on topic, i knw this sounds crazy but wht if he's telling the truth? And there is still lots of vampires out there who are over 500 yrs old?

If he really would be a vampire, don't you think that he could restrain himself after 500 years or at least wear some cloths, especially when you're supposed to be weak against sunlight :rolleyes:
 

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well, watching too much of twilight has its effects xd he is one really stupid guy XD
 

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feed the guy some gingers .-.
 

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Just push him into some sunlight. If he sparkles, kick him.

He will start telling he is a "day walker"- extra powerful vampire. U.U


I just hope he didn't think that he would get some sexual favour by acting like that but, girl didn't find the idea attractve so he ran off and kept playing the dellusional teen to avoid attempted rape/molestation charges etc.
 
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Made me lol

Kids this days U_U

*flies away with his unicorn* =DD
 

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hehe :rolleyes: takes obsession to a wholee new level ..
 

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Thank god they didn't put my real name in the report O_O
 

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:| This isn't funny its just sad
 

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all i can say is shame he wasn't a fan of DBZ xd

He would try to fly or just stand in the middle of the street screaming trying to go super xd

Crazy assed kids
 

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I've always said that Twilight is bad for you, this guy just proves it.
I wonder what he would do if they would stick him in a room full of holly water, crosses and garlic. xd
 
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