1 Million Humans vs All Pokemon

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All Humans vs All Pokemon



*edit ALL Humans vs All Pokemon

who wins?
humans have pitchforks and all the military stuff​
 
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Pokemon, I guess.
 

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nukes > water gun
 

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Most of the legendaries destroy cities and the inhabitants so thats half of the human population done. Then everyone else has to deal with the other pokemon which I don't see being easy. Ghost and psychic types will be especially hard.
 

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Every shell that leaves this gun. Another pokemon dies


RIP
 

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Human FTW, take some pride in being human, you pebs!
 

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Groudon is pretty much Godzilla with the ability to dry up lands.
Kyogre can easily flood cities.
MEGA RAY 3 OP 5 U!!!1!on1!
Arceus created the freaking Universe...
Palkia and Dialga can distort reality and Giratina can open portals from the Distortion World if Mespirit, Azelf and Uxie cooperate.

I doubt an army of 1 million could stand up to them.
Perhaps they could take out a majority of the Pokemon with nukes and whatnot but how the hell can they counter Palkia and Dialga let alone Arceus?
Also, how do they even hit Ghost types?
 

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lmao to the guy who posted a gun
psychic pokemon can use psychic to stop bullets

yall not surviving a floor a forest fire

son the whale pokemon finna murder son

pokemon taking shit
sorry lmao
 

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nukes > water gun

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Every shell that leaves this gun. Another pokemon dies


RIP

u realize pokemon can use Protect and Mirror Coat (absorb and reflect opposing attacks) right?
they can change the terrain, weather, and even warp space and time

and their pokedex descriptions are ridiculous
some pokemon are twice as hot as the sun and harder than any metal bound upon this planet so good luck trying to fck wit that

Groudon is pretty much Godzilla with the ability to dry up lands.
Kyogre can easily flood cities.
MEGA RAY 3 OP 5 U!!!1!on1!
Arceus created the freaking Universe...
Palkia and Dialga can distort reality and Giratina can open portals from the Distortion World if Mespirit, Azelf and Uxie cooperate.

I doubt an army of 1 million could stand up to them.
Perhaps they could take out a majority of the Pokemon with nukes and whatnot but how the hell can they counter Palkia and Dialga let alone Arceus?
Also, how do they even hit Ghost types?

Palkia could warp space and send the nukes inside the torn space
then he opens another tear in space and that same nuke comes out and destroys the humans, gg
 
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Pokemon rotflstomp
 

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FEAST!!!
 

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They'd probably consider us shooting them as some friendly competition .-.
We'd probably do better trying to hurt their feelings and getting them to commit
suicide or something.
 

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Poke ball gg
 

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I mean...Pokemon have Gods and Okemons who can change time and whatever XD

How would people cope with that XD
 

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With legendaries it is an instant GG Pokemon win but without them humans do have a chance
 

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u realize pokemon can use Protect and Mirror Coat (absorb and reflect opposing attacks) right?
they can change the terrain, weather, and even warp space and time

and their pokedex descriptions are ridiculous
some pokemon are twice as hot as the sun and harder than any metal bound upon this planet so good luck trying to fck wit that



Palkia could warp space and send the nukes inside the torn space
then he opens another tear in space and that same nuke comes out and destroys the humans, gg

[video=youtube;dW5jwbi5O2g]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW5jwbi5O2g[/video]
 

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A Pikachu could wipe out hundreds of mankind. Humans don't have that much artillery to withstand that thunderbolt.

Legendary Pokemons wipe out the Human Population. Lugia and Gyrados use Surf like a Tsunami and its GG humans.
 

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The Rattatas win
 
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