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Imagine if he had to do that every time he used Kamui. Like "Shit shit shit it's going to hit me SHIT!"

And is a very overused word.

Knowing all things. That's what that means. Now would it be useful to know all things ever? The future and past. Of everything, every person. You would know EVERYTHING. Would you enjoy it? There would be no element of surprise, no discovery, no enjoyment of relationships. Just. . .knowledge...

I didn't read past page 1. But I like how polite Yin Kirama is.

"Is this a stupid question?" <- A question that breaks the system.

That one that actually did something. Oh wait...

They are markings resulting from the Kyuubi chakra inside Kushina during her pregnancy.

I bet if Shaq played saxophone he'd be the biggest in music.

The Freedom Ship, taller than New York's Flatiron Building (the building used as the Daily Bugle in the Spider-Man movies), wider than two football fields, and almost a mile in length, was designed as a floating city to take 100,000 residents, crew, and visitors on an everlasting voyage around...

I miss the days where new people had original jokes.

Little did Itachi think his brother would actually become a spoiled narcissist who thinks that everyone owes him something.

No, but death is death. He'll get his own punishment for eternity.

Police aren't in the business of torture, they kind of have jobs to do.

It seems that the common theme in all mass-murderers is that they all had mothers! Outlaw mothers!

This isn't mine. This is by Felix Clay. Full article here:http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-8-most-important-farts-ever-according-to-media/ Science of Fart Ease What is the easiest way to fart? It's a question that hasn't been asked time and time again by anyone ever. But science looked into it...

More than you.

Then what is smarty pants?

I need the slowpoke meme.

They. . .stopped light? My dream of Flying Thunder God is not far from completion.

This is not mine. This is an article by comedy writer John Cheese. Here is the original article:http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-things-men-will-never-understand-about-consoling-woman/ One of the weirdest, most awkward parts of a relationship is knowing how to react when the other reaches their...