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Random Fact #3 Chewing gum while you cut an onion will help keep you from crying :argh:

Random Fact # 2 The oldest "your mom" joke was discovered on a 3,500 year old Babylonian tablet. :what:

Random Fact # 1 Banging your head against a wall for one hour burns 150 calories. :what:

Let's post some random facts now. :whip:

Round 2 - LET'S GO!!!!

Alright, now that we've upped our dating game, it's time to up our random knowledge.

Cheesy pickup line #10 "My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin U" :happy:

Cheesy pickup line #9 "Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type" :sweat:

Cheesy pickup line #8 "Are you a banana? because I find you a peeling" :what:

Cheesy pickup line #7 "Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for" :happy:

Cheesy pickup line #6 "Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?" :whip:

Cheesy pickup line #5 "Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us" :whip:

Cheesy pickup line #4 "There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it" :happy:

Cheesy pickup line #3 "You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy" :whip:

Cheesy pickup line #2 "Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else." :what:

Let's go for cheesy pick up lines, lel. Are you French because Eiffel for you. :happy:

I was looking for jokes to post but jokes nowadays are so bad. :catsad:

We need the gym's business card.

This one seems legit.

Photoshop fail #2