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    Orochimaru and Itachi

    Naturally two opposing forces which are usually pitted against eachother despite the now obvious outcome, if the two were to work together, what could they achieve? This is in both intellect, and battle.
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    Best Naruto Pick-up Lines

    I just choked on my kool-aid.
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    Survival | Chapter One

    Thinking back, I never really saw myself in this type of situation. It's all like, some sick horror movie you'd likely see on TV, not here, in a highschool of all places. My names Daniel, but people call me Danny. Right now, I guess you can say i'm having my life flash before my eyes...
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    Resolve

    I'll use my Stiles Stilinski biography, which is somewhere floating around, i'm across the body of water to the left, long range, anything goes.
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    Do You Find ''thick'' Women Attractive Or Nah?

    If they're decent looking and have a nice personality, sure.
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    #StopInternetThugs2014

    This is getting out of hand. Imagine as a parent, to watch your child go online and know they won't be safe. People are being threatened by no-namers, it needs to end. I remember a time where I could log on to the interwebs, and not fear for my life. To make a change, we nee you. Join the...
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    I can't sleep

    There's a ****ing cricket in my house, and I don't know what the **** to do. I don't even know how it got in, but I tried looking for that little shit, and I can't find it. I thought about burning down the house, but that's arson. What should I do?
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    Girl spends week at KFC after heartbreak

    Totally. Once I met this cougar at Taco Bell, we chatted it up. I went to the bathroom, came back, took a sip of my Dr. Pepper, I was knocked out. Turns out when I woke up, I was in her half cousin's uncle's brothe's pick-up truck. We arrived in Mexico at her sister's sweet fifteen, or whatever...
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    Girl spends week at KFC after heartbreak

    On my J.J Martin Well, if we feed into stereotypes here, they were probabky cat legs. The little whiny thingy
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    Girl spends week at KFC after heartbreak

    Please, shut up.
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    Girl spends week at KFC after heartbreak

    It's not that bad, here, sniff my fingers.
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    Girl spends week at KFC after heartbreak

    When they got to her, they probably used her greasy ass hair for the deep fryer.
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    Girl spends week at KFC after heartbreak

    I eat at KFC, and I can assure you, I smell like the finest silk straight from Queen Elizabeth's panties.
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    Girl spends week at KFC after heartbreak

    Wait, hold the **** up. She stayed in KFC for a week, therefore she took no showers. You're telling me this ***** smelt like booty, depression, AND chicken, and no one noticed her for three days?
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    Girl spends week at KFC after heartbreak

    Forget the story, they have a KFC in China?
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    Jon Snow

    "My father told me big men fall just as quick as little ones, if you put a sword through their hearts" Name: Jon Snow Nickname: Lord Snow | The Bastard of Kirigakure Gender: Male Age: 20 Clan: Yuki Looks: Jon was born with dark curly hair, ever since he was told he looks likes his mother...
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    [Discussion] Legion: King of Kings - Discussion

    The manga is fantastic. I think it would be neat if we tied this into the base, kinda like an official manga to brand us.
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    10 yrs old kills granny.

    "I was trying to hurt her", uh, why?
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    Sealing A Susanoo (Possible for Itachi Only Naruto fanboys)

    No. The Totsuka was never stated to be able to pierce everything, especially something with Susanoo's durability.
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