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B) The fine upstanding looking restaurant with sophisticated looking businessmen and women hurrying in and out.

The one I never thought of picking, but I really wonder what you have planned for him in such a place...
 

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A) The restaurant with scantily clad women outside.

He just lost his wife. Time for a rebound.
 

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Two C's, a B, and an A!
 

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The plot thickens... :3

The suspense is unbearable!

FFS, vote people! Gah, don't let it die. Or else I'll have to vote, which would be unfair. ;o
 
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After carefully weighing your decisions, the ruffian type bar seems like a good place for a serious badass like yourself to relax and grab a bite to eat. You push the door in and see drunken buffoons everywhere slamming back drinks and being loud and obnoxious. None of the patrons even take notice of you. The bouncer on the other hand watches you carefully as you make your way to a table and sit by yourself.

You're not by yourself long until an attractive and young lady carrying a clipboard approaches you.

"Good evening sir, can I get anything for you?" She asked, sounding a little too chipper. Anymore chipper and you'd probably be forced to backhand her.

"I'll take a sake, and some steak. Just warm enough that the blood oozes out."

"Yes sir, you got it." She responded while writing your order down on her clipboard.

As she walks away, some other patrons take notice of your presence and make their way to your table, surrounding you.

"Well what have we here, a punk ninja from out of town. We don't want you in our bar, get out!" Their attitude is demanding justice, your justice.

Choose Now:
A) Kill them all where they stand as quickly and quietly as possible.
B) Make a huge scene and demand their apology.
C) Use some crazy genjutsu shit and make them fight each other.
 

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C) Use some crazy genjutsu shit and make them fight each other.
 

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C) Use some crazy genjutsu shit and make them fight each other.

Lol this would be interesting to see xd
 
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C) Use some crazy genjutsu shit and make them fight each other.

Lets move on xD
 

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You become annoyed by their presence quickly. However, you think things through thoroughly. You quickly form some hand seals and perform a genjutsu on several of the men surrounding you. The men seem rather abruptly enraged by something and proceed to attack their friends. Within moments, a brawl breaks out between the group, something about somebody's mother not being a ***** is shouted. You continue watching the spectacle, quite bemused with a conniving grin spread across your face as furnishings are smashed and glassware obliterated.

After a few moments several of the men are incapacitated and the bouncers remove the remaining men who were also fairly injured. The scuffle was taken care of and nothing more is said to you.

Moments later the barmaid returns with a bottle and a small glass as well as a plate with a large oozing stake on it.

"I'm sorry about all the trouble, hopefully you weren't injured at all?"

"I'm fine, thank you for the food."

You devour your food rapidly as you were quite hungry. You completely ignore the glass and without any mannerisms chug from the bottle of sake. All in all, you managed to devour your meal before the barmaid even left. She seemed rather stunned that such a man, especially one of your demeanor could demolish an entire meal in such a manner.

"Check please."

"Uuuh? Oh, um, of course yes. Here it is!" She reacts bewildered by you, and places the check on the table.

As you begin searching for your purse to pay, you realize it was no longer there. Somebody must have lifted it from you while you were perusing the markets. You think back hard about who could have done it, when a small child's face popped into your mind. You were about to go looking for the child when you realized the situation you were in.

Choose now:
A) Quickly, run for it. Yell some kind of insult while you do!
B) Everybody will recognize you, it'd probably be smart to work your way out of this.
C) You're a ninja for gods sake, act like you've contracted food poisoning so they give you the meal for free!
 
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B) Everybody will recognize you, it'd probably be smart to work your way out of this.

;) ifyouknowwhatImean
 

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C) You're a ninja for gods sake, act like you've contracted food poisoning so they give you the meal for free!
 

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B!!!! Our hero will just have to exploit the barmaid's hospitality.... if you know what I mean ^o^
 

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Snap, 2 for B, one for C!
 

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I guess I'll go for B) Everybody will recognize you, it'd probably be smart to work your way out of this.
 
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