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The world would be safer without living creatures, period.
But I'm not goin nowhere!!
Edit: Here's what american culture classifies as "safe"
Terrorists:"Shakakbal gimme your jewelery, or I'll shoot you"
American:"Ahhhh omg call the cops"*calls cops*
*cops arrive*
Cop:"Sup"
American:"SUP?!There's an armed terrorist in my house with his gun to my head!"
Cop:"Two words, Gun Reform."
American:"Oh sh^t!" *everyone gets shot by the terrorist*
We may be losing lives left and right by terrorists, but at least we didn't resort to gun violence, so now we can show the world how "safe" and "soft" of a country we are!
Everythings all "Huggy" and "Kissy" in america now. Ugh...f^cking SOFT.
But I'm not goin nowhere!!
Edit: Here's what american culture classifies as "safe"
Terrorists:"Shakakbal gimme your jewelery, or I'll shoot you"
American:"Ahhhh omg call the cops"*calls cops*
*cops arrive*
Cop:"Sup"
American:"SUP?!There's an armed terrorist in my house with his gun to my head!"
Cop:"Two words, Gun Reform."
American:"Oh sh^t!" *everyone gets shot by the terrorist*
We may be losing lives left and right by terrorists, but at least we didn't resort to gun violence, so now we can show the world how "safe" and "soft" of a country we are!
Everythings all "Huggy" and "Kissy" in america now. Ugh...f^cking SOFT.
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