Hoe Slapping the Bish[Closed]

[Vasto Lordé]

Lol Kerrah got rejected xD , wonder if it's the frist time

As the rock cums at me, I slam my sexy hands on the ground while bending over(Stay away Kerrah >_>) and cause a giant golem to begin to emerge, I am on the golem's head, and the golem's hands emerge at either side of you(half a meter distance) and begin to close in on you, in an attempt to crush you.

Spoiler

(Doton: Dai iwa Kyojin no Jutsu) - Earth Release: Great Stone Golem Technique
Rank: S
Type: Offensive, Supplementary
Range: Short - Long (Made short range of the user with a long range reach)
Chakra cost: 40
Damage points: 80
Description: The user creates a even larger and stronger version of Earth Release: Stone Golem Technique.

I then make it snow as I am on top of the golem.

Spoiler

(Hyouton no Jutsu) Ice Release Technique
Rank: C
Type: Supplementary
Range: Short-Mid
Chakra Cost: 15
Damage: 30
Description: The user can use this jutsu to make it begin to snow down on the terrain, or, much like the “Earth Style Technique” the user can make small pillars or shields of pre-existing ice or make it materialize (if from Haku's Clan). If this is used to make snow, then after 3 to 4 turns most of the terrain will be covered.

FUck you guys I spend time to make a super shitty move and this is what I get

Will post Itachi Bio later ~_~ you can find it in my threads.

While the Golem and it's smexy hands are coming at me, while being so relaxed I do a smexy Nagashi all around my body while doing a moon walk, the nagashi causes your golems hands to go poof,then I release a fast a$$ wind blast that tears you apart.

(Raiton: Chidori Nagashi) - Lightning Release: One Thousand Birds Current
Rank: A
Type: Offense/Defence
Range: Short - Mid
Chakra Cost: 30
Damage Points: 60
Description: This jutsu allows the user to generate non-focused electrically charged chakra from their body. Because the electricity isn't focused, it doesn't kill on contact, instead it only paralyzes. The lightning can be channelled through metal objects, as well as spread out into the air or ground.

(Fūton: Atsugai) - Wind Style: Pressure Damage
Rank: A
Type:Attack
Range:Short-Mid
Chakra Cost:30
Damage Points:60
Description: A Huge blast of wind that levels anything in its path; Can cause major damage and requires a sufficient chakra level to perform. This large wind blast moves in tremendous speed and cannot be controlled. If the user gets caught in it, it will harm him also.

 

[Negative Knight]

While MB gets Nagashi'd, i throw explosive kunai after kunai at him.

Then i drop a stone pig on his head, dropping lid jutsu, too lazy to post it.

Good game

 

[Kerrah]

I'm reporting all you sick freaks for spamming and ruining what was supposed to be a good battle.

 

[Vayne]

.-.

As Soon as you Nagashi the and moon walk, I lower the earth beneath you twenty meters, I then create two clones, and I myself go invisible, and jump down of the golem while the clones stay there and wait.

(Doton: Chidōkaku) - Earth Release: Moving Earth Core
Rank: A
Type: Offensive, Defensive, Supplementary
Range: Short - Long
Chakra cost: 30
Damage points: N/A
Description: The user lowers or raises the ground in the surrounding area at high speeds, allowing them to create giant holes in the ground or avoid attacks. The size of the affected area as well as the depths that it is lowered to is up to the user and rasing earth can be done up to 20 meters tall creating a small cliff or they can create trenches that can be as deep as 20 meters. Other than being moved below ground relative to the surrounding surface the terrain is not altered, plant life and people retaining their same positions.

(Kage Bunshin no Jutsu) - Shadow Clone Technique
Rank:B
Type:Supplementary
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:20
Damage Points:N/A
Description: The Kage Bunshin distributes the ninja's chakra evenly among the clones and creates a real copy with form and substance. The clone itself can also utilize any jutsu the original ninja knows. When the clone finally disperses, any new knowledge it has gained is passed back to the original ninja and any additional clones. Upon impact, the clone can be dispersed.

(Meisaigakure no Jutsu) - Hiding with Camouflage Technique
Rank: A
Type: Supplementary
Range: Short
Chakra Cost: 30 (-10 per turn active)
Damage Points: N/A
Description: This is a ninja escape technique that allows the user after performing the Tiger hand seal to control how light is reflected around their body with chakra inflections. The technique also erases the user's scent and shadow, and is usable on any terrain, making it ideal not only for covert maneuvers but also offensive strikes. Perceiving the user's position is possible only for ninja who are astute enough to observe minute variations within their surrounding environment, such as distortions of air currents in the immediate vicinity or distinguishing sounds, i.e. footsteps etc. However, the usefulness of this ability can be entirely negated by those with special vision or sensory skills. The Second Tsuchikage, Mū's mastery of this technique helped earn him the moniker "Non-Person" seemingly having neither form nor chakra while the technique was active. Thus, he could not be sensed through traditional means.*
Note: Technique lasts a total of 3 turns*

A Nk I use swag no jutsu and paralyze all you niggaz

 

[Negative Knight]

I'm reporting all you sick freaks for spamming and ruining what was supposed to be a good battle.

I'm getting you banned for a month

What, too soon ?

 

[Vasto Lordé]

You started it Kerrah LOOOL xD!!

 

[Kerrah]

I'm getting you banned for a month

What, too soon ?

T'was a month and 4 days get it right ***!

 

[Vayne]

LOL Positive Night got owned U_U

 

[Negative Knight]

T'was a month and 4 days get it right ***!

T'was not you liar! I remember checking when you would be back for training, so GTFO :flaw:

 

[Ester]

You guys should be shamed of yourselves, spamming like this :flaw:

 

[Vayne]

The badarse arrives

 

[Kerrah]

Eww spammers disgust me.

@NK - lolNO xD

 

[Vayne]

Eww spammers disgust me.

@NK - lolNO xD

:| then get our, cause this thread has them

 

[Negative Knight]

You guys should be shamed of yourselves, spamming like this :flaw:

Don't tell me what to do :flaw:

 

[Vasto Lordé]

.-.

As Soon as you Nagashi the and moon walk, I lower the earth beneath you twenty meters, I then create two clones, and I myself go invisible, and jump down of the golem while the clones stay there and wait.

(Doton: Chidōkaku) - Earth Release: Moving Earth Core
Rank: A
Type: Offensive, Defensive, Supplementary
Range: Short - Long
Chakra cost: 30
Damage points: N/A
Description: The user lowers or raises the ground in the surrounding area at high speeds, allowing them to create giant holes in the ground or avoid attacks. The size of the affected area as well as the depths that it is lowered to is up to the user and rasing earth can be done up to 20 meters tall creating a small cliff or they can create trenches that can be as deep as 20 meters. Other than being moved below ground relative to the surrounding surface the terrain is not altered, plant life and people retaining their same positions.

(Kage Bunshin no Jutsu) - Shadow Clone Technique
Rank:B
Type:Supplementary
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:20
Damage Points:N/A
Description: The Kage Bunshin distributes the ninja's chakra evenly among the clones and creates a real copy with form and substance. The clone itself can also utilize any jutsu the original ninja knows. When the clone finally disperses, any new knowledge it has gained is passed back to the original ninja and any additional clones. Upon impact, the clone can be dispersed.

(Meisaigakure no Jutsu) - Hiding with Camouflage Technique
Rank: A
Type: Supplementary
Range: Short
Chakra Cost: 30 (-10 per turn active)
Damage Points: N/A
Description: This is a ninja escape technique that allows the user after performing the Tiger hand seal to control how light is reflected around their body with chakra inflections. The technique also erases the user's scent and shadow, and is usable on any terrain, making it ideal not only for covert maneuvers but also offensive strikes. Perceiving the user's position is possible only for ninja who are astute enough to observe minute variations within their surrounding environment, such as distortions of air currents in the immediate vicinity or distinguishing sounds, i.e. footsteps etc. However, the usefulness of this ability can be entirely negated by those with special vision or sensory skills. The Second Tsuchikage, Mū's mastery of this technique helped earn him the moniker "Non-Person" seemingly having neither form nor chakra while the technique was active. Thus, he could not be sensed through traditional means.*
Note: Technique lasts a total of 3 turns*

A Nk I use swag no jutsu and paralyze all you niggaz

While I iz feeling le ground shake a bit, i make one handseal, and le me creates a small water blast bellow me feet sending me into za air, once I'm in za air I see you try and make doubles of urself so I release 3 meteor sized fireballz towards you that explodes burning you and ur weak clones, zen while I'm in za air I awaken my ultimate 1T sharingan @_@

(Suiton No Jutsu) - Water technique
Rank: D
Type: Supplementary/Attack/Defence
Range: Short-Mid
Damage Points:20
Description: Creates small waves of water,small blasts, and small shields of water.
Note: Doesn't require a water source but can be used to manipulate existing water.

( Katon: Gōenka ) - Fire Release: Great Flame Flower
Rank: B
Type: Attack
Range: Short - Long
Chakra cost: 20
Damage Points: 40
Description: The user jumps in the air and shoots three giant bullets of fire that come down like giant meteors, then erupt into a geyser of flame.

 

[Vayne]

While I iz feeling le ground shake a bit, i make one handseal, and le me creates a small water blast bellow me feet sending me into za air, once I'm in za air I see you try and make doubles of urself so I release 3 meteor sized fireballz towards you that explodes burning you and ur weak clones, zen while I'm in za air I awaken my ultimate 1T sharingan @_@

(Suiton No Jutsu) - Water technique
Rank: D
Type: Supplementary/Attack/Defence
Range: Short-Mid
Damage Points:20
Description: Creates small waves of water,small blasts, and small shields of water.
Note: Doesn't require a water source but can be used to manipulate existing water.

( Katon: Gōenka ) - Fire Release: Great Flame Flower
Rank: B
Type: Attack
Range: Short - Long
Chakra cost: 20
Damage Points: 40
Description: The user jumps in the air and shoots three giant bullets of fire that come down like giant meteors, then erupt into a geyser of flame.

Az youz unleashz the fire, the clonz on my rights expels water from his mouth in the form of a wave the wave will collide with the fireballs and douse them and continue towards you, at the same time I cause four pillars of ice to emerge on each side of you aimed to fuck you up, at the same time(@_@) the clone on the left unleashes fireballs into the sky to heat the atmosphere.

(Suiton: Dai Bakusui Shōha) - Water Release: Great Exploding Water Colliding Wave
Rank: A
Type: Offensive,Supplementary
Range: Short - Long
Chakra cost: 30
Damage points: 60
Description: This technique is a stronger version of exploding water colliding wave technique. The user will first perform the ram hand seal and then spits out a large amount of water that covers an entire area, with massive waves that can crush the opponent. The user then forms the water into a giant orb, instead of releasing like weaker version of the technique.

( Katon: Gōryūka no Jutsu ) - Fire Release: Great Dragon Fire Technique
Rank: B
Type: Offense/Supplementary
Range: Short/Long
Chakra Cost: 20
Damage Points: 40
Description: The user fires several large dragon-shaped fireballs at their opponent after performing one handseal. It is able to alter localized weather conditions to the point of making thunder clouds when shot into the air, enabling the user to perform Kirin.

( Hissatsu Hyōsō ) Certain-Kill Ice Spears
Rank: B
Type: Attack/Defense
Range: Short-Mid
Chakra Cost: 20
Damage: 40
Description: The user will create a single, or a large abundance, of very large ice spikes that will protrude from the ground. The spikes were shown to have been about the size, taller even, than a small house. The user can make multiple spikes that will rise up simultaneously in the same general vicinity, or a single one.

 

[Ester]

Don't tell me what to do :flaw:

Yes I can U_U I am the creator of this thread U_U

 

[Vayne]

Yes I can U_U I am the creator of this thread U_U

Your stupid aren't you, blowing the secret that your my alt.... Waitwut .-.

 

[Ester]

You just blew it =_= Just log out man, or rather I will log out >_>

 

[Vasto Lordé]

Az youz unleashz the fire, the clonz on my rights expels water from his mouth in the form of a wave the wave will collide with the fireballs and douse them and continue towards you, at the same time I cause four pillars of ice to emerge on each side of you aimed to fuck you up, at the same time(@_@) the clone on the left unleashes fireballs into the sky to heat the atmosphere.

(Suiton: Dai Bakusui Shōha) - Water Release: Great Exploding Water Colliding Wave
Rank: A
Type: Offensive,Supplementary
Range: Short - Long
Chakra cost: 30
Damage points: 60
Description: This technique is a stronger version of exploding water colliding wave technique. The user will first perform the ram hand seal and then spits out a large amount of water that covers an entire area, with massive waves that can crush the opponent. The user then forms the water into a giant orb, instead of releasing like weaker version of the technique.

( Katon: Gōryūka no Jutsu ) - Fire Release: Great Dragon Fire Technique
Rank: B
Type: Offense/Supplementary
Range: Short/Long
Chakra Cost: 20
Damage Points: 40
Description: The user fires several large dragon-shaped fireballs at their opponent after performing one handseal. It is able to alter localized weather conditions to the point of making thunder clouds when shot into the air, enabling the user to perform Kirin.

( Hissatsu Hyōsō ) Certain-Kill Ice Spears
Rank: B
Type: Attack/Defense
Range: Short-Mid
Chakra Cost: 20
Damage: 40
Description: The user will create a single, or a large abundance, of very large ice spikes that will protrude from the ground. The spikes were shown to have been about the size, taller even, than a small house. The user can make multiple spikes that will rise up simultaneously in the same general vicinity, or a single one.

Seeing all dem jutsu aimed at le poor nub me, i become vry scred, so I make 4 crow clones while I'm descending back to za eart and use dem to surrund me body, to protect le me from yo jutsu's except za one behind meh, I use him to create a huge A$$ fireball into za sky thus heating the atmosphere more and making sum clouds appear, at za same exact time, I step on za back on za one infront of me and ascend back up into za sky where i uze te heated atmoshpere and clouds to make kirin on za battefield demolishing u =3

(Karasu Bunshin no Jutsu) - Crow Clone Technique
Rank: C
Type: Supplementary
Range: Short
Chakra cost: 15
Damage points: N/A
Description: A technique that produces a clone by projecting one's own chakra towards dozens of "crows". Because it uses crows as a medium, it requires less chakra than the normal Shadow Clone Technique, while still being able to perform techniques. The dozens of crows come together to form the body of a clone. When the chakra projected by the user is severed, the crows disperse, though the user is still able to continue to speak through it.
Note: Can only be used by Itachi Bio's.


( Katon: Hiendan ) – Fire Release: Soaring Flame Bullet
Rank: B
Type: Offense, Deffence
Range: Short
Chakra Cost: 20
Damage points: 40
Description: The user exhales a stronger yet shorter version of the Fire Release: Great Fireball technique.


(Raiton: Kirin) - Lightning Release: Kirin
Rank: S
Type: Offense
Range: Long
Chakra Cost: 40
Damage Points: 80
Description: After using Dragon Fireball Jutsu to create thunderclouds in the sky, the user will use Chidori to take control of the lightning above. They can then make the lightning strike an opponent in the blink of an eye.
Can only be avoided with time/space techniques. Can only be used once per battle.