Elias and Roku's Journey to the Holy Plateau

[Elias]

*appears at one of Konoha's gates with a back pack*

 

[RokuNR]

*slings my backpack over my shoulder* So...where exactly is this Holy Plateau? O_O

 

[Elias]

*slings my backpack over my shoulder* So...where exactly is this Holy Plateau? O_O

*summons the halberd and opens the gate for us to see the halberd*

*it poofs away*

you didnt see that. O_O

You need to summon the halberd to get where the halberd is located so we can learn how to summon the halberd.

It's a freaky catch twenty two, but b.sama figured a way around it.

He still wont tell me how he did it. O_O

 

[RokuNR]

*summons the halberd and opens the gate for us to see the halberd*

*it poofs away*

you didnt see that. O_O

You need to summon the halberd to get where the halberd is located so we can learn how to summon the halberd.

It's a freaky catch twenty two, but b.sama figured a way around it.

He still wont tell me how he did it. O_O

So basically, the halberd that we will summon does not exist (fully)? O_O

 

[Elias]

So basically, the halberd that we will summon does not exist? O_O

*shrugs*

:/

I dunno, lets just get to the plateau before i get the same headache i get when i watch back to the future >.<

 

[RokuNR]

*shrugs*

:/

I dunno, lets just get to the plateau before i get the same headache i get when i watch back to the future >.<

Lmao! Okay....how exactly do we get there without summoning the halberd? O_O

 

[TOBI!]

*slings my backpack over my shoulder* So...where exactly is this Holy Plateau? O_O

O! hai guise im going to tag along

 

[Elias]

Lmao! Okay....how exactly do we get there without summoning the halberd? O_O

Damn it!

i got the headache >.<

*points to the portal i made while i stick an icy hot patch to my forehead*

 

[Elias]

O! hai guise im going to tag along

*kicks you in the nuts and the psycho ward of the konoha prison take you back to the prison*

Not in the mood for your yu-gi-oh humor >.<

 

[TOBI!]

*kicks you in the nuts and the psycho ward of the konoha prison take you back to the prison*

Not in the mood for your yu-gi-oh humor >.<

but i just wanna waaaaaaaattchhhhhhh

 

[RokuNR]

Damn it!

i got the headache >.<

*points to the portal i made while i stick an icy hot patch to my forehead*

That stuff obly works for Shaq' O_O

*walks through the portal* OMG!

 

[Elias]

but i just wanna waaaaaaaattchhhhhhh

0_o

*super glues a ziplock baggie to your mouth, making you unable to speak*

*then i duct tape your hands together then puts handcuffs on you*

Dont talk, and dont touch anything.

 

[Elias]

That stuff obly works for Shaq' O_O

*walks through the portal* OMG!

*stares at a naked man and a naked woman talking to an old dude pointing at an apple tree*

0_o

Whatever.

*keeps walking*

 

[TOBI!]

0_o

*super glues a ziplock baggie to your mouth, making you unable to speak*

*then i duct tape your hands together then puts handcuffs on you*

Dont talk, and dont touch anything.

(attempts to say "okay" and follows you around*))

 

[RokuNR]

*stares at a naked man and a naked woman talking to an old dude pointing at an apple tree*

0_o

Whatever.

*keeps walking*

Rofl. The Holy Plateau has Adam and Eve in it? O_O Where's Satan?
*follows Elias*

 

[Elias]

Rofl. The Holy Plateau has Adam and Eve in it? O_O Where's Satan?
*follows Elias*

Adam and Eve?

Wrong Plateau, That's Joe and Diane.

The old dude is the guy from those pepridge farm commercials.

 

[RokuNR]

Adam and Eve?

Wrong Plateau, That's Joe and Diane.

The old dude is the guy from those pepridge farm commercials.

Oh, nevermind....>_> same description....

*keeps following Elias*

 

[Elias]

Oh, nevermind....>_> same description....

*keeps following Elias*

*Arrives at a giant cathedral*

*we step inside, and the halberd is perched on a massive and amazingly decorative stand*

climb it and get it for me

 

[RokuNR]

*Arrives at a giant cathedral*

*we step inside, and the halberd is perched on a massive and amazingly decorative stand*

climb it and get it for me

O__O *stares in amazement* Wow.....*climbs up the stand and grabs the halberd and gives it to Elias*

Hmm...I thought it would burn me or something....

 

[Elias]

O__O *stares in amazement* Wow.....*climbs up the stand and grabs the halberd and gives it to Elias*

Hmm...I thought it would burn me or something....

*two king kong sized apes swat Roku from the perch*



Keep trying.