yo momma battle between Dante and Madara

[Geezus]

Yo mamma so skinny she can hanglided with a dorito

Yo mamma so fat when i pinched her back donuts came out her nipples

yo mamma so stupid her idea of safe *** is locking all the car doors.

yo mamma so Ugly, she makes blind men cry.

Lol..

 

[Flaw]

dude i can send u a whole list of those -_-

 

[Ańbu Juniør]

Yo mamma so skinny she can hanglided with a dorito

Yo mamma so fat when i pinched her back donuts came out her nipples

yo mamma so stupid her idea of safe *** is locking all the car doors.

yo mamma so Ugly, she makes blind men cry.

Lol..

yo mamma so stupid she got cought in a wireless phone cord

yo mamma so fat she went on top of a building and people thought it was a solar eclispe:

 

[-Damon-]

Ur momma goes to a shop

Ur momma:I'd like to see some pants my size
Seller:Me too

rofl nice ~Madara~ I like your style on yo momma jokes lol

 

[Flaw]

rofl nice ~Madara~ I like your style on yo momma jokes lol

thx nice to hear

 

[-Damon-]

thx nice to hear

Lol i named you winner of this battle you got the sting on the jokes

 

[-Naruto Uzumaki-]

this one is my fav so i'll start wid it :

yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

c'mon dude gimme all u got

This one was the best, rofl.

 

[Mugen Ryukyu]

yo momma is so fat i stuck 25 cent in her belly button and a snickers pop out

 

[Mugen Ryukyu]

yo momma is so ugly i stuck her face in dough and made gorilla biscuits

 

[Flaw]

u momma so hairy she shaves her pubs with a grass cutting machine

u momma so stinky she revives the dead in the PITS of hell

 

[Mugen Ryukyu]

yo mama so fat that all her relationships are long distence

if my dog had your mamas face id shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards

 

[Flaw]

i knew ur momma my entire life....but i never saw all of her
brb i have a spar match

 

[RokuNR]

~Madara~ OWNd O_O

 

[Flaw]

~Madara~ OWNd O_O

time ot bring some hardcore -_-

 

[Flaw]

ur momma so fat she fell in love and broke it

 

[-Damon-]

u momma so hairy she shaves her pubs with a grass cutting machine

u momma so stinky she revives the dead in the PITS of hell

*crows goes crazy ad Wilmer Appears*

Wilmer: This is your show Nb Yo Momma

~Madara~ You are OWNin this guy with your jokes lol xD

 

[Flaw]

thanx wilmer

 

[Renegade87]

yo mama is so fat, the minute she gets under the equator she slides off the earth.

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money

yo mama so fat the only language she speaks is wooky