Okay, lets jump right into Thr Fray...
First things first: To any of you who may feel that I have been condicending toward you, snobbish, stuck up, insensitive, or concieted, I apologize. I make most of my posts late at night and after 11 hours behind the wheel dealing with people you shouldn't be on the road, my anger tends to seep through a bit. Also, the later I post the more eloquant my words. This probarbly doesn't help.
Okay, Japhimaru, Im going to deal with you theory of J-Man being Narutos GrandPa the same way Tsunande bing his grandmother was dealt with. Age. Its all wrong. Tsunande and Jiraya are what? Mid 40s? Maybe younger? Naruto is 16 or 17. 45-16=31. Minato was what, 20 when he had naruto?Even if you say he's 18 you still get 31-18=13. Isn't 13 a bit young to be having a kid? Im not sure I my math works out, feel free to comment.
To those of you who have stood up for me, I appreciate it. Als, thank you for pointing out what so many have missed and what started this downward spiral, that I was defending J-Man against a poster who was using too harsh a tone.
That being said, to those of you who wish to continue to harbor animocity towards me, suit yourself. Ignore my posts, flame me, insult me, do as you like. It brings humor to my day.
Im going to be sad if Obese Pein goes frog. What lameness. Oh well, Im sure Kishi is doing it for comic relief. After all this intense fighting it'll be good to see something to LOL about.
Jephimaru, have you read the Tengu theory? If not, I strongly suggest you do so. Anyone who has not read this theory, I strongly suggest you do so. Very interesting.
A few more pieces of evidence to support the Kakashi's dead theoru: He is bleeding from his forehead. If he never took the nail, why then is he bleeding from the forehead? Also, when he used Magekenyo Sharingan it was to save Choji, not himself. If you can prove he used Magekenyo Sharngan ?FTER saving Chouji, please post the manga page. I will have to have a look.
Is the snake dead? And yes, I thought of the possibilty that Sauske had the power to summon snakes only temporarily. If anyone has the manga handy, can you please tell me if the Snake was surprised Sauske summoned him? Like a "WTF?! You're not Oorchimarusama!" moment or something.
Madara and his brother did like eachother. Madara himelf, or Itachi, says that Madara's brother GIVES him his eyes so that he won't go blind. This gives Madara the Eternal Magekenyo Sharingan, and leaves us scratching our head as to why Madara apparently only has one Sharingan eye. We also have no clue what happened to Madaras brother afterwards.
My theories on how Madara Uchiha got his Magekeyo Sharinga. 1. He was the first Uchiha, and therefore born with the aility to activate it.
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2. Madara was born during the time when the Shinobi nations were still at war. It is quite possible that Madara lost his best friend during the war.
And finally, since no one is answering my riddles, I shall answer them for you.
1. Madara Uchiha wants to become the 45 tailed ninja.
(1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9=45)
2. Konoha has four summons. Hint: Abarame clan oesnt count.
Tsunande - Slugs, Jiraya - Toads, Oorochimaru - Snakes and The Third - Monkies.
He summoned the 'Monkey King' so this makes sense, in a way.
That is all, for now.