*One day, a guy by the name of Gats, shows up in a hospital wing, about to...give..birth*
Gats: *in a wheelchair* Get it out of me!!!
Minato: *pushing the wheelchair* Quick someone call Nexus!
Nexus: *walks into the room with swag* Alright lets get that baby out of you. Minato you be my nurse.
Minato: Why me?
Nexus: Because your the one who said to call me.
Minato: Then why is Xylon here?
*Xylon appears out of nowhere*
Nexus: Honestly I don't know. He can help you anyways.
*It takes several hours, before finally the baby can come out of Gats. Nexus, Minato and Xylon all look at the baby to figure out what the *** of the baby is when...*
Xylon: Look at that huge penor! It looks like an elephant trunk!
Minato: that must have been from all the vicodin we gave Gats to relieve the pain of giving birth....even though he's male
Nexus: remind me to never again let you be my nurse
Minato: But Nexy D:
Nexus: No buts!
Xylon: haha Nexus said no buts xD
*instantly the baby's penor hit xylon upside the head, causing him to go into a coma*
Xylon: X_X that..penor......
Nexus: We must teach him how to control it before the ninja world is destroyed O_O
Minato: I know, we'll keep a cup on him at all times
Pervy: *walks in* That has to be my son just look how giant that thing is
Gats: Our son is going to be the best male ever
*Pervy stares at his new childs penor, then looks down at his own. He keeps looking back and forth for awhile*
Pervy: I cant take it Gatsy! Our son has a bigger one than me Im leaving you to raise this blesesd son!
Gats: But we must name him
Pervy: Name that bitch House!
*thinking* I gave that bitch a house. Bitches loves Houses
Minato: Dan I heard you say that in your mind that is mine line
Pervy: Well just look at all the f*cks i give
Nexus: All my children are stupid now a days
*thinking* at least it's better than being a judge for the NB court
Gats: Is one of you going to clean me up >_>
*everyone stares at Gats for a moment*
Nexus: well um....*runs away* MINATO YOUR TURN!
Minato: But i cleaned up last week! Oh uh gee look at the time *Mayfly outs*
Pervy: Sage mode power activate! *Rasengan a hole in the wall and jump out the building*
Gats: >_> some huband Pervy is
House: Mommy!
Gats: *throws House out and window but House's penor his him sending him into a comma* Dam...my son...to hell...
*some odd years later*
*House become a grown man and has a cane that he must walk on and wear a cup due to his big penor. He travels to a place with Gobi, who calls him Ice cream*
House: god damn cup!
Gobi: My Ice Cream whats the matter
House: i feel a strange sensation in my penor D:
Gobi: what did I tell you its for your own good >_>
House: But it's hurting my poor penor gobi D:
Gobi: We must go to SY only he can teach people how to handle their wood
House: X_X but mine is bigger
Gobi: Thats not the point
*They rearrange course and go to Konoha to meet up with SY, the Sage of Wood*
Gobi: Hello? SY? you there?
*SY (Scary Yamato for le noobs to know) opens the door and see's gobi and House. behind him are Izuna and Scorps*
SY: why are you...OMG his wood!
Izuna: Its longer than my beautful hair X_X *passes out*
Scorps: *Looks at House* we must send him to the one who knows all things magnificent...Pervy
Gobi: *Whispers in Scorps ear* This is the son that Pervy was jealous of
Scorps: *whispers back* It's ok, Pervy doesn't remember half of his children
Gobi: True but trust me Pervy will remember that penor O__O
House: what are you guys talking about?
Scorps: Nobody in particular that you should know of at this moment in time >_>
Izuna: *Wakes up* My hair feels short
SY: ok so we'll take you to go see someone special instead....Hellsbadass
Izuna, Gobi, House, Scorps: The Rapist of NB O__O
SY: He knows all and can fix all...but with a price
House: Im not giving up my black cherry
Scorps: Well the rest of us already lost it to him >_>
SY: come on! it's not that bad.....well it'll hurt like hell but with your penor...who knows what can happen
Izuna: Maybe he can out rape Hells
Scorps, Gobi, SY: Mother of God
House: It is my destiny
Scorps: If he looses control of it that penor he'll destroy the world
Izuna: we'll have to withstand pain and suffering from Nexus T_T
SY: Last time that happen Minato was born X_X
Scorps: aren't Nexus and Minato a thing?
*everyone thinks about what scorps just said for a moment, trying to figure out the connection*
SY: They are a thing? That explains why they go to that underground lab together everynight >_>
Scorps: i snuck down there once
Izuna: and what did you see?
Scorps: Things O_O
SY: I tried to but then my wood got infected by white plants
Gobi: so are we leaving for hell's house or are you going to just stand there and talk about what happened that night?
House: quick! to my destiny!
SY: Gobi you dont know the horror us Mods went through that night O__O but lets go
*off in the distance*
Zise: I love initiations
Rei: I love you
Zise: lets go back before someone realizes we're here. I don't want to change anyone's names anymore T_T
Dei Dei: Zise change my name to Solf ^_^
Rei: *slaps Solf* There you go its changed now leave us alone
Zise: O_O did I ever tell you how beautiful you are Rei ^.^
*They arrive at the front gates of Hell's house moments later, shockingly it's closer than they realized*
SY: so you still want to fight your destiny?
House: FAWK YEAH!
SY: Everyone get the protecion gell ready
Scorps: He's going to regret this
Gobi: He just has to avoid the basement at all costs
Hells Gates Auto Voice: Welcome to the Lair of the Man Of Love. If you are here to get rape please knock once. If you here to get pregnaunt knock twice. If you here for some other reason please pull down your pants and wait.
House: which one guys?
Izuna/Gobi/Scorps/SY: You got this
House: Wait what
*House turns around to see Izuna, GObi, Scorps, SY are hiding behind a bush*
*The gates open up and House is sent on an escalater up to hell's bedroom*
Hellsbadass: Hello ther......oh um...I was expecting a girl tonight
House: Im here to rape you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hells: Rape me? Do you know who I am? And SY, Ggbi, Scorps, Izuna get out here you know I can remember the scents of my victims
SY,Gobi,Scorps,Izuna: NOT AGAIN
Hells: No for....
*Pervy comes crashin into the room, interrupting Hells*
Pervy: Hey I was told that you rape like a mad....*see's house*man
SY: Now we have to deal with a Pervert and a Rapist this is just great
Scorps: Oh gee look at the time. I have to go check customs, umm make a new genjutsu with Empy *runs away*
*Izuna long hair grabs Scorps and brings him back*
Izuna: Stop taking my jobs Scorpsy D: you have to stay here
Scorps: but your slightly inactive right now D:
Izuna: Not the point
Pervy: Stop fighting we must go peek on girls
Hells: If yall are done b#tching I will rape you people
*Hell's snaps his fingers and chairs come out of the ground strapping everyone but House and himself in a chair*
SY: We should have brought the Lizard and Mad Scientist
Scorps: You mean Rag and Roku
SY: yes mister technical >_>
Izuna: Shouldnt we be worriing about getting raped >_>
Hells: hold that thought Izuna. So what did you say abouting raping me House?
House: You heard right you wont be able to stop my penor
Hells: what penor!
House: *Shows his penor*
Hells: O_O my god! that's bigger than mine. How are you able to go to the bathroom?
Pervy: That penor reminds me of something!?
House; it does? I've never met you before?
Xylon: *FTG to them* I thought we would never speak of this day
Pervy: What day?
Xylon: The day of House's Birth
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Yeah me and Korra stopped here so we may be making the second chapter here shortly lol. btw House told us to surprise him so...SURPRISE ;D
Hope you like it House
Gats: *in a wheelchair* Get it out of me!!!
Minato: *pushing the wheelchair* Quick someone call Nexus!
Nexus: *walks into the room with swag* Alright lets get that baby out of you. Minato you be my nurse.
Minato: Why me?
Nexus: Because your the one who said to call me.
Minato: Then why is Xylon here?
*Xylon appears out of nowhere*
Nexus: Honestly I don't know. He can help you anyways.
*It takes several hours, before finally the baby can come out of Gats. Nexus, Minato and Xylon all look at the baby to figure out what the *** of the baby is when...*
Xylon: Look at that huge penor! It looks like an elephant trunk!
Minato: that must have been from all the vicodin we gave Gats to relieve the pain of giving birth....even though he's male
Nexus: remind me to never again let you be my nurse
Minato: But Nexy D:
Nexus: No buts!
Xylon: haha Nexus said no buts xD
*instantly the baby's penor hit xylon upside the head, causing him to go into a coma*
Xylon: X_X that..penor......
Nexus: We must teach him how to control it before the ninja world is destroyed O_O
Minato: I know, we'll keep a cup on him at all times
Pervy: *walks in* That has to be my son just look how giant that thing is
Gats: Our son is going to be the best male ever
*Pervy stares at his new childs penor, then looks down at his own. He keeps looking back and forth for awhile*
Pervy: I cant take it Gatsy! Our son has a bigger one than me Im leaving you to raise this blesesd son!
Gats: But we must name him
Pervy: Name that bitch House!
*thinking* I gave that bitch a house. Bitches loves Houses
Minato: Dan I heard you say that in your mind that is mine line
Pervy: Well just look at all the f*cks i give
Nexus: All my children are stupid now a days
*thinking* at least it's better than being a judge for the NB court
Gats: Is one of you going to clean me up >_>
*everyone stares at Gats for a moment*
Nexus: well um....*runs away* MINATO YOUR TURN!
Minato: But i cleaned up last week! Oh uh gee look at the time *Mayfly outs*
Pervy: Sage mode power activate! *Rasengan a hole in the wall and jump out the building*
Gats: >_> some huband Pervy is
House: Mommy!
Gats: *throws House out and window but House's penor his him sending him into a comma* Dam...my son...to hell...
*some odd years later*
*House become a grown man and has a cane that he must walk on and wear a cup due to his big penor. He travels to a place with Gobi, who calls him Ice cream*
House: god damn cup!
Gobi: My Ice Cream whats the matter
House: i feel a strange sensation in my penor D:
Gobi: what did I tell you its for your own good >_>
House: But it's hurting my poor penor gobi D:
Gobi: We must go to SY only he can teach people how to handle their wood
House: X_X but mine is bigger
Gobi: Thats not the point
*They rearrange course and go to Konoha to meet up with SY, the Sage of Wood*
Gobi: Hello? SY? you there?
*SY (Scary Yamato for le noobs to know) opens the door and see's gobi and House. behind him are Izuna and Scorps*
SY: why are you...OMG his wood!
Izuna: Its longer than my beautful hair X_X *passes out*
Scorps: *Looks at House* we must send him to the one who knows all things magnificent...Pervy
Gobi: *Whispers in Scorps ear* This is the son that Pervy was jealous of
Scorps: *whispers back* It's ok, Pervy doesn't remember half of his children
Gobi: True but trust me Pervy will remember that penor O__O
House: what are you guys talking about?
Scorps: Nobody in particular that you should know of at this moment in time >_>
Izuna: *Wakes up* My hair feels short
SY: ok so we'll take you to go see someone special instead....Hellsbadass
Izuna, Gobi, House, Scorps: The Rapist of NB O__O
SY: He knows all and can fix all...but with a price
House: Im not giving up my black cherry
Scorps: Well the rest of us already lost it to him >_>
SY: come on! it's not that bad.....well it'll hurt like hell but with your penor...who knows what can happen
Izuna: Maybe he can out rape Hells
Scorps, Gobi, SY: Mother of God
House: It is my destiny
Scorps: If he looses control of it that penor he'll destroy the world
Izuna: we'll have to withstand pain and suffering from Nexus T_T
SY: Last time that happen Minato was born X_X
Scorps: aren't Nexus and Minato a thing?
*everyone thinks about what scorps just said for a moment, trying to figure out the connection*
SY: They are a thing? That explains why they go to that underground lab together everynight >_>
Scorps: i snuck down there once
Izuna: and what did you see?
Scorps: Things O_O
SY: I tried to but then my wood got infected by white plants
Gobi: so are we leaving for hell's house or are you going to just stand there and talk about what happened that night?
House: quick! to my destiny!
SY: Gobi you dont know the horror us Mods went through that night O__O but lets go
*off in the distance*
Zise: I love initiations
Rei: I love you
Zise: lets go back before someone realizes we're here. I don't want to change anyone's names anymore T_T
Dei Dei: Zise change my name to Solf ^_^
Rei: *slaps Solf* There you go its changed now leave us alone
Zise: O_O did I ever tell you how beautiful you are Rei ^.^
*They arrive at the front gates of Hell's house moments later, shockingly it's closer than they realized*
SY: so you still want to fight your destiny?
House: FAWK YEAH!
SY: Everyone get the protecion gell ready
Scorps: He's going to regret this
Gobi: He just has to avoid the basement at all costs
Hells Gates Auto Voice: Welcome to the Lair of the Man Of Love. If you are here to get rape please knock once. If you here to get pregnaunt knock twice. If you here for some other reason please pull down your pants and wait.
House: which one guys?
Izuna/Gobi/Scorps/SY: You got this
House: Wait what
*House turns around to see Izuna, GObi, Scorps, SY are hiding behind a bush*
*The gates open up and House is sent on an escalater up to hell's bedroom*
Hellsbadass: Hello ther......oh um...I was expecting a girl tonight
House: Im here to rape you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hells: Rape me? Do you know who I am? And SY, Ggbi, Scorps, Izuna get out here you know I can remember the scents of my victims
SY,Gobi,Scorps,Izuna: NOT AGAIN
Hells: No for....
*Pervy comes crashin into the room, interrupting Hells*
Pervy: Hey I was told that you rape like a mad....*see's house*man
SY: Now we have to deal with a Pervert and a Rapist this is just great
Scorps: Oh gee look at the time. I have to go check customs, umm make a new genjutsu with Empy *runs away*
*Izuna long hair grabs Scorps and brings him back*
Izuna: Stop taking my jobs Scorpsy D: you have to stay here
Scorps: but your slightly inactive right now D:
Izuna: Not the point
Pervy: Stop fighting we must go peek on girls
Hells: If yall are done b#tching I will rape you people
*Hell's snaps his fingers and chairs come out of the ground strapping everyone but House and himself in a chair*
SY: We should have brought the Lizard and Mad Scientist
Scorps: You mean Rag and Roku
SY: yes mister technical >_>
Izuna: Shouldnt we be worriing about getting raped >_>
Hells: hold that thought Izuna. So what did you say abouting raping me House?
House: You heard right you wont be able to stop my penor
Hells: what penor!
House: *Shows his penor*
Hells: O_O my god! that's bigger than mine. How are you able to go to the bathroom?
Pervy: That penor reminds me of something!?
House; it does? I've never met you before?
Xylon: *FTG to them* I thought we would never speak of this day
Pervy: What day?
Xylon: The day of House's Birth
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Yeah me and Korra stopped here so we may be making the second chapter here shortly lol. btw House told us to surprise him so...SURPRISE ;D
Hope you like it House
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