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part 6. the story goes on
after ruining time and reality itself ichigo, naruto and sasuke go to a kareoke bar.
ichigo: i wannt dedicate this song to ~breaks down and cries~T^T hey... man.. i can.t do this, i just cant!
naruto: its ok man its ok ~manly slides his hand back and forth on ichigos back~
sasuke: yeah we are here for you dont cry
ichigo: thanks you guys ~sniffles~ HEY WHATS THAT GUY DOING HERE!
dom whos was video taping
dom: err dont mind me..um... IM yoUR CONSCIENCE!! i command you to umm BRING ME cookIES!!! and and naruto and sasuke are just using you!!
ichigo: what? ~stops crying~
dom: they just want your 17year old shinigami ass
ichigo:
dom: look! ~ichigo looks back at what dom points at~
naruto and sasuke: hi kusosaki-kuuUUNNNN!! ~takes off their t shirts and jacket and what not~
ichigo: n...a..nn.iiii?
sasuke: lets manly wreslte each other until we drop
naruto: im feeling so manly right now
ichigo: NO THAT IS NOT MANLY! ~points and shout at them~
naruto: kurosaki kun is mean x3
sasuke: i thought we had something spee...caiil...
ichigo: you know what go to hell!!! howl! ZABiMARU!!
naruto and sasuke suddenly became serious faces
naruto: so it had to end like this ichigo-san
sasuke: and to think i looved you!
ichigo and naruto: "'
naruto: shadow bind no jutsu! ~shadows come out and surround sasuke and they incapacitate~
ichigo: hah?
sasuke: naruto-kun! youre so rough...
ichigo: dear god, you know what screw you queer fags! ~ichigo grabs sasuke and throws him up in the air and bashes him with zabimaru and cutting his arm off~
sasuke: i think i, not going to make it naruto-kun ~cough cough~
naruto runs to sasuke
naruto: no you cant die on me! LIVEE!! ~cpr~ LIVE!! ~cpr~
sasuke: its too late.... na..ru..to.. kun.. so you know... uchiha clan wil live on... in... you..
naruto: excuse me?
sasuke: oh.. i.. mean.. sakura.. yea.. i meant sakura.. yea sakura falt chested girl.. tee hee X_X
naruto: why must everthing i love die T^T
~ichigo shunpos outside into the air when suddenly naruto chakra arm grabs him~
( typical fighting sayings so im not typing it out, like nANI!? or TEME!? or ( insert character name here) so less dialogue more overrated fighting )
ichigO: nani!? ~ichigo releases senbonzakura and dismembers the chakra arm~
naruto: why sasuke kun... YOU CAOULD TAKEN ME INSTEAD!!! ~naruto sprouts out 9 tails and 8 extra hands~ feel the power of GODLIKE KYUBII!!!
ichigo: sounds like fun.. MAXIMUM BANKAI!! ~a giant knight, with a snake head and glowing dark aura forms form swift pink/black petals~ prepare for youre dOOM!!
( N = naruto and I= ichigo)
N tears through dimensions and starts showering I with undead corpses, but the bankai of I suddenly disperses into black and pink petals thats surround N.
I: GETSUGA ZAKURA CANNON!! ~the petals transform into skeletal snake heads that shoot out lazers of getsuga tenshou against N, but N' tails all do a special rasengun~
N: BLACK HOLE RASENGUN!! ~like a vacuum it sucks in all the lazers, but as soon as the rasengun dissapears, I shunpoed to naruto and stabbed him~
I: welcome to the black parade... ~an army of I wearing black and white clothes suddenly appear and impale N and hold him up high, but then N laughs~
N: KUROSAKI ICHIGO!!! ~N takes out twin pistols ( cerberus aka gun grave ) and shoots I in the face~ while he shot I in the face. I: UZUMAKI NARUTO!!! N: KUROSAKI ICHIGO!!!
naruto still impaled by the black parade and ichigo who just got shot in the face falls down and typical scene when something epic happens, it pauses right before they drop
TO BE CONTINUED...
OST:
Gomenasai by tatu while sasuke scenes before sasuke dies
Untitled by simple plan while sasuke dies
Attack by 30 seconds to mars while ichigo and naruto have the overrated fight
please imagine it will make it more funny and epic xD
after ruining time and reality itself ichigo, naruto and sasuke go to a kareoke bar.
ichigo: i wannt dedicate this song to ~breaks down and cries~T^T hey... man.. i can.t do this, i just cant!
naruto: its ok man its ok ~manly slides his hand back and forth on ichigos back~
sasuke: yeah we are here for you dont cry
ichigo: thanks you guys ~sniffles~ HEY WHATS THAT GUY DOING HERE!
dom whos was video taping
dom: err dont mind me..um... IM yoUR CONSCIENCE!! i command you to umm BRING ME cookIES!!! and and naruto and sasuke are just using you!!
ichigo: what? ~stops crying~
dom: they just want your 17year old shinigami ass
ichigo:
dom: look! ~ichigo looks back at what dom points at~
naruto and sasuke: hi kusosaki-kuuUUNNNN!! ~takes off their t shirts and jacket and what not~
ichigo: n...a..nn.iiii?
sasuke: lets manly wreslte each other until we drop
naruto: im feeling so manly right now
ichigo: NO THAT IS NOT MANLY! ~points and shout at them~
naruto: kurosaki kun is mean x3
sasuke: i thought we had something spee...caiil...
ichigo: you know what go to hell!!! howl! ZABiMARU!!
naruto and sasuke suddenly became serious faces
naruto: so it had to end like this ichigo-san
sasuke: and to think i looved you!
ichigo and naruto: "
'naruto: shadow bind no jutsu! ~shadows come out and surround sasuke and they incapacitate~
ichigo: hah?
sasuke: naruto-kun! youre so rough...
ichigo: dear god, you know what screw you queer fags! ~ichigo grabs sasuke and throws him up in the air and bashes him with zabimaru and cutting his arm off~
sasuke: i think i, not going to make it naruto-kun ~cough cough~
naruto runs to sasuke
naruto: no you cant die on me! LIVEE!! ~cpr~ LIVE!! ~cpr~
sasuke: its too late.... na..ru..to.. kun.. so you know... uchiha clan wil live on... in... you..
naruto: excuse me?
sasuke: oh.. i.. mean.. sakura.. yea.. i meant sakura.. yea sakura falt chested girl.. tee hee X_X
naruto: why must everthing i love die T^T
~ichigo shunpos outside into the air when suddenly naruto chakra arm grabs him~
( typical fighting sayings so im not typing it out, like nANI!? or TEME!? or ( insert character name here) so less dialogue more overrated fighting )
ichigO: nani!? ~ichigo releases senbonzakura and dismembers the chakra arm~
naruto: why sasuke kun... YOU CAOULD TAKEN ME INSTEAD!!! ~naruto sprouts out 9 tails and 8 extra hands~ feel the power of GODLIKE KYUBII!!!
ichigo: sounds like fun.. MAXIMUM BANKAI!! ~a giant knight, with a snake head and glowing dark aura forms form swift pink/black petals~ prepare for youre dOOM!!
( N = naruto and I= ichigo)
N tears through dimensions and starts showering I with undead corpses, but the bankai of I suddenly disperses into black and pink petals thats surround N.
I: GETSUGA ZAKURA CANNON!! ~the petals transform into skeletal snake heads that shoot out lazers of getsuga tenshou against N, but N' tails all do a special rasengun~
N: BLACK HOLE RASENGUN!! ~like a vacuum it sucks in all the lazers, but as soon as the rasengun dissapears, I shunpoed to naruto and stabbed him~
I: welcome to the black parade... ~an army of I wearing black and white clothes suddenly appear and impale N and hold him up high, but then N laughs~
N: KUROSAKI ICHIGO!!! ~N takes out twin pistols ( cerberus aka gun grave ) and shoots I in the face~ while he shot I in the face. I: UZUMAKI NARUTO!!! N: KUROSAKI ICHIGO!!!
naruto still impaled by the black parade and ichigo who just got shot in the face falls down and typical scene when something epic happens, it pauses right before they drop
TO BE CONTINUED...
OST:
Gomenasai by tatu while sasuke scenes before sasuke dies
Untitled by simple plan while sasuke dies
Attack by 30 seconds to mars while ichigo and naruto have the overrated fight
please imagine it will make it more funny and epic xD
part 7 this is getting preety weird
this deserves the over epic award xD
ill just make it like any typical anime/manga series to go back into the past
the shinigami world and ninja world were acutally one, it was just sepreated due to rise of the villages and ascendsion of the shinigamis.
13 years ago
in the small village of kuranoha ( kurakara + konoha )
ichigo: nice jutsu naurto - san
naruto: youre zanpaktou isnt that bad either
luffy: how about me?! i stole the scroll and zanpaktou for you guys
allen: and beat up the guys who chased us!
ichigo: its all good but now me and naruto are cooler than you guys XD
naruto: MUHAHAH now go away
allen and luffy run away crying to grandpa goku
luffy: grandpa would you tell ichigo anf naruto to apologize!
goku: hm? what did they do?
allen: well we helped them and they treated us like s*** T-T
goku: ok ill tell them and dont ever use the word ever again thats a naughty word, do you guys want to visit doctor alucard? HAH?!
~flash backs alcucard sucking the blood of ichigo, naruto, allen and luffy then hugging teh blood~
allen: oh noes!!
goku: ill go talk to them mkay?
luffy: thankies
~goku presses his belt and super saiyan theme song comes on, go go super saiyan, mighty morphing super saiyan and he goes to ichigo and naruto~
goku: OI! why must you pick on your borthers eh? youre the bigger bothers you must make an example!
ichigo: were sorry.... >XD ~smashes the zanpaktou to goku's manhood and he falls to the ground~
goku: DX!!! you little turd!!
ichigo: do the jutsu naruto!!
naruto: coming no jutsu!
goku: kameKAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
~goku explodes and the world is divided, before the world divided the hokages and captain commanders wnet like:the epicness level?! ITS OVER 9000!!~
going back to the present
~ichigo and naruto on the ground and not moving~
naruto: those were the good times right? aniki?( big bro)
ichigo: yeah
naruto: do you think we will ever go back to those times?
ichigo: you could never beat me
naruto: hmp! you havent change one bit
both: hahaha
dom watches them
dom: lets spice things up a bit xD
~takes out a black matter gun and shoots ichigo HEADSHOT!~
naruto: ANIKI!!!!
ichigo: AH!!!!1111 naruto run!!!
naruto: whats going on aniki!!
ichigo: he is going to take over!! run... while you.. still..ca.......
naruto: aniki?
ichigo: why so serious?!?! MUHAHA ~grabs naruto and pulls of the necklace he was wearing~
naruto: who are you?
ichigo: dont you recognise me!? its your aniki ~licks his lips~
naruto: youre not my aniki
ichigo: haha thats right! its youre other aniki ~tears off his face~
naruto: O_O!!! ogichi...aniki...
ogichi: long time no see naruto.
\zooms out/
TO BE CONTINUED...
THE TWIST IT BENDS OUR SOULS xD
this deserves the over epic award xD
ill just make it like any typical anime/manga series to go back into the past
the shinigami world and ninja world were acutally one, it was just sepreated due to rise of the villages and ascendsion of the shinigamis.
13 years ago
in the small village of kuranoha ( kurakara + konoha )
ichigo: nice jutsu naurto - san
naruto: youre zanpaktou isnt that bad either
luffy: how about me?! i stole the scroll and zanpaktou for you guys
allen: and beat up the guys who chased us!
ichigo: its all good but now me and naruto are cooler than you guys XD
naruto: MUHAHAH now go away
allen and luffy run away crying to grandpa goku
luffy: grandpa would you tell ichigo anf naruto to apologize!
goku: hm? what did they do?
allen: well we helped them and they treated us like s*** T-T
goku: ok ill tell them and dont ever use the word ever again thats a naughty word, do you guys want to visit doctor alucard? HAH?!
~flash backs alcucard sucking the blood of ichigo, naruto, allen and luffy then hugging teh blood~
allen: oh noes!!
goku: ill go talk to them mkay?
luffy: thankies
~goku presses his belt and super saiyan theme song comes on, go go super saiyan, mighty morphing super saiyan and he goes to ichigo and naruto~
goku: OI! why must you pick on your borthers eh? youre the bigger bothers you must make an example!
ichigo: were sorry.... >XD ~smashes the zanpaktou to goku's manhood and he falls to the ground~
goku: DX!!! you little turd!!
ichigo: do the jutsu naruto!!
naruto: coming no jutsu!
goku: kameKAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
~goku explodes and the world is divided, before the world divided the hokages and captain commanders wnet like:the epicness level?! ITS OVER 9000!!~
going back to the present
~ichigo and naruto on the ground and not moving~
naruto: those were the good times right? aniki?( big bro)
ichigo: yeah
naruto: do you think we will ever go back to those times?
ichigo: you could never beat me
naruto: hmp! you havent change one bit
both: hahaha
dom watches them
dom: lets spice things up a bit xD
~takes out a black matter gun and shoots ichigo HEADSHOT!~
naruto: ANIKI!!!!
ichigo: AH!!!!1111 naruto run!!!
naruto: whats going on aniki!!
ichigo: he is going to take over!! run... while you.. still..ca.......
naruto: aniki?
ichigo: why so serious?!?! MUHAHA ~grabs naruto and pulls of the necklace he was wearing~
naruto: who are you?
ichigo: dont you recognise me!? its your aniki ~licks his lips~
naruto: youre not my aniki
ichigo: haha thats right! its youre other aniki ~tears off his face~
naruto: O_O!!! ogichi...aniki...
ogichi: long time no see naruto.
\zooms out/
TO BE CONTINUED...
THE TWIST IT BENDS OUR SOULS xD
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so thats the story so far xD
edit: this part 2 of the story so far
part 6. the story goes on
after ruining time and reality itself ichigo, naruto and sasuke go to a kareoke bar.
ichigo: i wannt dedicate this song to ~breaks down and cries~T^T hey... man.. i can.t do this, i just cant!
naruto: its ok man its ok ~manly slides his hand back and forth on ichigos back~
sasuke: yeah we are here for you dont cry
ichigo: thanks you guys ~sniffles~ HEY WHATS THAT GUY DOING HERE!
dom whos was video taping
dom: err dont mind me..um... IM yoUR CONSCIENCE!! i command you to umm BRING ME cookIES!!! and and naruto and sasuke are just using you!!
ichigo: what? ~stops crying~
dom: they just want your 17year old shinigami ass
ichigo:
dom: look! ~ichigo looks back at what dom points at~
naruto and sasuke: hi kusosaki-kuuUUNNNN!! ~takes off their t shirts and jacket and what not~
ichigo: n...a..nn.iiii?
sasuke: lets manly wreslte each other until we drop
naruto: im feeling so manly right now
ichigo: NO THAT IS NOT MANLY! ~points and shout at them~
naruto: kurosaki kun is mean x3
sasuke: i thought we had something spee...caiil...
ichigo: you know what go to hell!!! howl! ZABiMARU!!
naruto and sasuke suddenly became serious faces
naruto: so it had to end like this ichigo-san
sasuke: and to think i looved you!
ichigo and naruto: "
naruto: shadow bind no jutsu! ~shadows come out and surround sasuke and they incapacitate~
ichigo: hah?
sasuke: naruto-kun! youre so rough...
ichigo: dear god, you know what screw you queer fags! ~ichigo grabs sasuke and throws him up in the air and bashes him with zabimaru and cutting his arm off~
sasuke: i think i, not going to make it naruto-kun ~cough cough~
naruto runs to sasuke
naruto: no you cant die on me! LIVEE!! ~cpr~ LIVE!! ~cpr~
sasuke: its too late.... na..ru..to.. kun.. so you know... uchiha clan wil live on... in... you..
naruto: excuse me?
sasuke: oh.. i.. mean.. sakura.. yea.. i meant sakura.. yea sakura falt chested girl.. tee hee X_X
naruto: why must everthing i love die T^T
~ichigo shunpos outside into the air when suddenly naruto chakra arm grabs him~
( typical fighting sayings so im not typing it out, like nANI!? or TEME!? or ( insert character name here) so less dialogue more overrated fighting )
ichigO: nani!? ~ichigo releases senbonzakura and dismembers the chakra arm~
naruto: why sasuke kun... YOU CAOULD TAKEN ME INSTEAD!!! ~naruto sprouts out 9 tails and 8 extra hands~ feel the power of GODLIKE KYUBII!!!
ichigo: sounds like fun.. MAXIMUM BANKAI!! ~a giant knight, with a snake head and glowing dark aura forms form swift pink/black petals~ prepare for youre dOOM!!
( N = naruto and I= ichigo)
N tears through dimensions and starts showering I with undead corpses, but the bankai of I suddenly disperses into black and pink petals thats surround N.
I: GETSUGA ZAKURA CANNON!! ~the petals transform into skeletal snake heads that shoot out lazers of getsuga tenshou against N, but N' tails all do a special rasengun~
N: BLACK HOLE RASENGUN!! ~like a vacuum it sucks in all the lazers, but as soon as the rasengun dissapears, I shunpoed to naruto and stabbed him~
I: welcome to the black parade... ~an army of I wearing black and white clothes suddenly appear and impale N and hold him up high, but then N laughs~
N: KUROSAKI ICHIGO!!! ~N takes out twin pistols ( cerberus aka gun grave ) and shoots I in the face~ while he shot I in the face. I: UZUMAKI NARUTO!!! N: KUROSAKI ICHIGO!!!
naruto still impaled by the black parade and ichigo who just got shot in the face falls down and typical scene when something epic happens, it pauses right before they drop
TO BE CONTINUED...
OST:
Gomenasai by tatu while sasuke scenes before sasuke dies
Untitled by simple plan while sasuke dies
Attack by 30 seconds to mars while ichigo and naruto have the overrated fight
please imagine it will make it more funny and epic xD
edit: this part 2 of the story so far
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part 6. the story goes on
after ruining time and reality itself ichigo, naruto and sasuke go to a kareoke bar.
ichigo: i wannt dedicate this song to ~breaks down and cries~T^T hey... man.. i can.t do this, i just cant!
naruto: its ok man its ok ~manly slides his hand back and forth on ichigos back~
sasuke: yeah we are here for you dont cry
ichigo: thanks you guys ~sniffles~ HEY WHATS THAT GUY DOING HERE!
dom whos was video taping
dom: err dont mind me..um... IM yoUR CONSCIENCE!! i command you to umm BRING ME cookIES!!! and and naruto and sasuke are just using you!!
ichigo: what? ~stops crying~
dom: they just want your 17year old shinigami ass
ichigo:
dom: look! ~ichigo looks back at what dom points at~
naruto and sasuke: hi kusosaki-kuuUUNNNN!! ~takes off their t shirts and jacket and what not~
ichigo: n...a..nn.iiii?
sasuke: lets manly wreslte each other until we drop
naruto: im feeling so manly right now
ichigo: NO THAT IS NOT MANLY! ~points and shout at them~
naruto: kurosaki kun is mean x3
sasuke: i thought we had something spee...caiil...
ichigo: you know what go to hell!!! howl! ZABiMARU!!
naruto and sasuke suddenly became serious faces
naruto: so it had to end like this ichigo-san
sasuke: and to think i looved you!
ichigo and naruto: "
naruto: shadow bind no jutsu! ~shadows come out and surround sasuke and they incapacitate~
ichigo: hah?
sasuke: naruto-kun! youre so rough...
ichigo: dear god, you know what screw you queer fags! ~ichigo grabs sasuke and throws him up in the air and bashes him with zabimaru and cutting his arm off~
sasuke: i think i, not going to make it naruto-kun ~cough cough~
naruto runs to sasuke
naruto: no you cant die on me! LIVEE!! ~cpr~ LIVE!! ~cpr~
sasuke: its too late.... na..ru..to.. kun.. so you know... uchiha clan wil live on... in... you..
naruto: excuse me?
sasuke: oh.. i.. mean.. sakura.. yea.. i meant sakura.. yea sakura falt chested girl.. tee hee X_X
naruto: why must everthing i love die T^T
~ichigo shunpos outside into the air when suddenly naruto chakra arm grabs him~
( typical fighting sayings so im not typing it out, like nANI!? or TEME!? or ( insert character name here) so less dialogue more overrated fighting )
ichigO: nani!? ~ichigo releases senbonzakura and dismembers the chakra arm~
naruto: why sasuke kun... YOU CAOULD TAKEN ME INSTEAD!!! ~naruto sprouts out 9 tails and 8 extra hands~ feel the power of GODLIKE KYUBII!!!
ichigo: sounds like fun.. MAXIMUM BANKAI!! ~a giant knight, with a snake head and glowing dark aura forms form swift pink/black petals~ prepare for youre dOOM!!
( N = naruto and I= ichigo)
N tears through dimensions and starts showering I with undead corpses, but the bankai of I suddenly disperses into black and pink petals thats surround N.
I: GETSUGA ZAKURA CANNON!! ~the petals transform into skeletal snake heads that shoot out lazers of getsuga tenshou against N, but N' tails all do a special rasengun~
N: BLACK HOLE RASENGUN!! ~like a vacuum it sucks in all the lazers, but as soon as the rasengun dissapears, I shunpoed to naruto and stabbed him~
I: welcome to the black parade... ~an army of I wearing black and white clothes suddenly appear and impale N and hold him up high, but then N laughs~
N: KUROSAKI ICHIGO!!! ~N takes out twin pistols ( cerberus aka gun grave ) and shoots I in the face~ while he shot I in the face. I: UZUMAKI NARUTO!!! N: KUROSAKI ICHIGO!!!
naruto still impaled by the black parade and ichigo who just got shot in the face falls down and typical scene when something epic happens, it pauses right before they drop
TO BE CONTINUED...
OST:
Gomenasai by tatu while sasuke scenes before sasuke dies
Untitled by simple plan while sasuke dies
Attack by 30 seconds to mars while ichigo and naruto have the overrated fight
please imagine it will make it more funny and epic xD
in the dark forest naruto has unleashed his 8 tailed kyubbi chakra, while fighting full cursed form sasuke so that he can gurantee win.
naruto: SASUKE!!!!!!!!
sasuke: naruto!
~naruto clones himself 5 times and all his clones do rasengun on the ground and it creates a rasengun wave, but then sasuke charged up and became a super saiyan~
sasuke: kamehamedori!!! ( kamehameha + chidori )
~a giant lighting laser comes out of his eyes and it hits the wavve but then it comes back and hits him in the face, cause he fails at beating naruto, cause of too much fandom~
naruto: youre mine sasuke!!!
~then a black katana blocks the wave~
naruto: nani?!??! korewa?! teme?!? uhhh what other japanese words do i know
ichigo: who do you think you are?!
Naruto: i am GOD!!!!
ichigo: heh, if youre god you would have forseen this
~slices the wave in half, and he raises zangetsu and swings to the side, and accidentally slashes sasuke in the throat, and everything goes in slow motion as sasuke dies and naruto watches~
naruto: !sobs! you told me we would live for one last kiss!!!! WUAH!!!!!
~naruto explodes and turns into a vampire fox with 9 tails ~
naruto: I WILL CONSUME YOUR FLESH KUROSAKI ICHIGO!!!
ichigo: bring it you yaoi fanboy
~naruto uses his tails and it becomes a helicopter and he thens makes a rasengun bigger than the earth~
ichigo: you have to believe in me, because i believe in myself.
~ichigo shunpos and gets sakura and throws her at naruto~
ichigo: MUHAHAHA!!! ~ichigo suddenly turns into a mech~
ichigo: GIGA DRILL TENSHOU!!!! ~zangetsu turns into a drill with fangs and he impales sakura and naruto and hits the giant rasengun~
TO BE CONTINUED.....
feel free to criticize
yes i love fusing anime together deal with it more fusing to come xD
part 5....
as ichigo travels trhough time, post time naruto comes throught the portal and aattacks him from behind with a kyubbi huggle
naruto: ICHIGO KUROSAKI!!!!!!!!!
ichigo: nani?!
naruto: UHHHHH!!!! ~huffs~
ichigo: O_O, >_O,
naruto: thats right i came
ichigo faints and naruto laughs
naruto: I AM THE GOD NINJA!!!! ~time paradox happens and he replaces ichigo in the past which means he just humped himself~
naruto reaction to this:
naruto: hah? NO!!!! NO!!! naruto sop it!!! im YOU!!
naruto 2: no youre kurosaki ichigo !!!!
ichigo wakes up in his own world which got stupid while he was gone.
captain orihime of the 4th: kurosaki-kun?
ichigo: wut?
captain tatsuki of the 11th: ichigo!?
ichigo: HOW LONG WAS I GONE!!
captain commander hanatarou: ichi-san!!
ichigo: where did history go wrong
captain rukia of the 13th: ichigo!! since u dissapeared it seems that the espada suddenly turn to the good side and helped us pawn aizen!!
ichigo: you mean i was just a burden? T^T
rukia: yeap xD
spirit king isshin: SON!!! i didnt miss you
ichigo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
in the ninja world
naruto time paradoxed himself
so he is basically 2 clones humping themselves and pein was so disgusted he became an hero soon afterwards
same with the akatsuki whie sasuke tried to fit in but failed.
naruto: some one has to go into time and stop me from humping ichigo!! ill nbe stuck like this forever
sasuke: anything for ma best friend
naruto: my children are dying
~sasuke makes a lightning time portal which was a portal with lighting flying everywhere and sees naruto about to huggle ichigo~
sasuke: NOTHING WILL COME BETWEEN THE POWER OF TRUE FRIENDS!!
~sasuke replaces punches naruto, unfortunately ichigo noticed~
ichigo: YOURE DEAD UZUMAKI NARUTO!! ~yells in pain and crying~ MANKAI!!!
ichigo becomes as buff as yamamoto
naruto and sasuke: ewwww
ichigo: YOU RUINED MY LIFE!!! DIE!!! ~ichigo sheaths his sword and puts his hands on his chest~ GETSUGA TENSHOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!! ~a manly lazer came from his chest and blast through the space time continuum~
kakashi: hah? I CAME!!!
leonidas: who lives in hut under the sea
neo: blacky? blacky is that you? blacky are you there?
harry potter: wind guardian.. BANKAI!
spongebob: I AM UNDERWATER!!!!
ichigo: what have i done!?
TO BE CONTINUED..
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part 8 starts now. sorry if this might turn out lame my day turned sour again xP
flash back to 13 years before
naruto: ichigo aniki!! whay are you so pale and why did you bleach your hair
ogichi: heh, im not your aniki.
naruto: what?
ogichi: names ogichi, naruto i pressume?
naruto: oh hai, wheres ichigo aniki
ogichi: oh he isnt here, but ill be your aniki for today
naruto: really?
ogichi: why not ill even teach you how to unleash that fox chakra inside of you
naruto: i have fox chakra?
ogichi: more like furry chakra but you get my point
goes back to the present
naruto: you mean ichigo and ogichi are
ogichi: one and the same MUHAHA but im the better one
naruto: i see
ogichi: now die!!
naruto: what?!
~ogichi strikes narutos kyubbi seal~
ogichi: the power its all mine!!! ~the kyubbi is extracted from naruto
naruto: aniki...
ichigo: YOURE NOT ME!!
ogichi: nani?!
ichigo: youre not getting the kyubbi chakra it belongs to naruto
ogichi: fat chance! he doesnt deserve it
ichigo: then take this! ~ichigo stabs himself and ogichi gets stabbed too~
ogichi: what the heLL!!
ichigo: remeber i am you and you are me and we are both in the same body!!
naruto does hand gestures
naruto: yin yang no jutsu!! a giant mirror plane cuts ichigo in half and ichigo and ogichi apppear in reality
ogichi: good show my boy ~shunpos to naruto and gives him a wet willie~
naruto: aniki... iAAAAAA!!!
ichigo: oi ! stop making me look bad!!
naruto: help me aniki.... ~ogichi puts his fingers in narutos mouth~
ogichi: shhhhh, its ok my boy
ichigo: go to hell!! ~takes out esctacy bottle~
ogichi: O_O!! YOU WOULDNT DARE!!!!
ichigo: for the sake of naruto
ogichi: now youre just not making any sense
naruto: aniki... i dont want this....
ichigo opens the bottle and then
TO BE CONTINUED
flash back to 13 years before
naruto: ichigo aniki!! whay are you so pale and why did you bleach your hair
ogichi: heh, im not your aniki.
naruto: what?
ogichi: names ogichi, naruto i pressume?
naruto: oh hai, wheres ichigo aniki
ogichi: oh he isnt here, but ill be your aniki for today
naruto: really?
ogichi: why not ill even teach you how to unleash that fox chakra inside of you
naruto: i have fox chakra?
ogichi: more like furry chakra but you get my point
goes back to the present
naruto: you mean ichigo and ogichi are
ogichi: one and the same MUHAHA but im the better one
naruto: i see
ogichi: now die!!
naruto: what?!
~ogichi strikes narutos kyubbi seal~
ogichi: the power its all mine!!! ~the kyubbi is extracted from naruto
naruto: aniki...
ichigo: YOURE NOT ME!!
ogichi: nani?!
ichigo: youre not getting the kyubbi chakra it belongs to naruto
ogichi: fat chance! he doesnt deserve it
ichigo: then take this! ~ichigo stabs himself and ogichi gets stabbed too~
ogichi: what the heLL!!
ichigo: remeber i am you and you are me and we are both in the same body!!
naruto does hand gestures
naruto: yin yang no jutsu!! a giant mirror plane cuts ichigo in half and ichigo and ogichi apppear in reality
ogichi: good show my boy ~shunpos to naruto and gives him a wet willie~
naruto: aniki... iAAAAAA!!!
ichigo: oi ! stop making me look bad!!
naruto: help me aniki.... ~ogichi puts his fingers in narutos mouth~
ogichi: shhhhh, its ok my boy
ichigo: go to hell!! ~takes out esctacy bottle~
ogichi: O_O!! YOU WOULDNT DARE!!!!
ichigo: for the sake of naruto
ogichi: now youre just not making any sense
naruto: aniki... i dont want this....
ichigo opens the bottle and then
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going on to what happen next
this is part 9
OOC: dang i should have put each part different threads oh well xD
right after what just happenned
ichigo takes a gun and shoots himself
fotunately he doesnt die because...
~persona battle music~
ichigo: didnt expect that uh? ~a gunmen appears ( tengen toppa gurren lagann ) and ichigo enters it~ prepare to get your ass kicked ogichi!!
ogichi: i dont think so! ~slashes naruto spine so that he is unable to move and summons a knightmare ( code geass) and jumps in~
ichigo: IMGONNAKICKYOURASSPUNCH!!! ~the gunmen punches forward with epic camera angles
ogichi: geass!! ~ogichi activates his eye power to make the area around him explode with getsuga tenshou~
ichigo: waaaaaaa.... shimata.. i dont think i can last out longer ~then he looks at naruto who does a thumbs up~ naruto....... ~looks back at ogichi~ .......GIGA....DRILL....
ogichi: oh sh....
ichigo: BUREAKER!!!!!! ~ the gunmen's fist turns into a planet sized drill and epic pawns ogichi~
ogichi: son of bitch..... MUHAHAHAHAHA ~ gets the Hinamizawa rage sickness ( higurashi no Naku Koro ni )~
ichigo: you have changed...
ogichi: let the madness destroy you!!! ~ogichi shunpos to the gunmen and punches and it shatters~
ichigo:. this is madness!!!
ogichi: madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!!! ~kicks ichigo and ichigo flies and makes inpact with the ground and makes a crater the size of america, but a miracle happens~
naruto: aniki...
ichigo: naruto? how is it possible?!
naruto: its ok ill deal with this..
ichigo: ok... bring it on!!!
ogichi: alright full power motha****** ~ogichi slowly transforms into a lycan~
naruto: naNI!?!?!
ogichi: i have broken the limits, I AM THE LYCANGAMI!!
naruto: i guess i have to use that... ~takes earrings and puts on on his ear and one on ichigo~
( yes we all know where this is going )
~and suddenly they fuse~
ichuto: eh... what the hel!!! ( ichigo + naruto ) i feel invincible!!!
ogichi: damn it!! transform!! ~and the lycan turns into godzilla~ rawr!!~
ichuto: ok thats just too much!!!1
godgichi: ima firing my lazerz!! ~a giant blue lazer blast and heading right for ichuto~
ichuto: beat this! BANKAI!~ichuto charges up and sprouts out 9 tails, a black coat, with two frogs with hollow masks on them on his shoulders and black and red aura~ kage bunshin cero rasengun!!! ~ 10 cero rasenguns collides with the lazerz
TO BE CONTINUED...
i guess il end it on the next part
my sources are running really dry xD
this is part 9
OOC: dang i should have put each part different threads oh well xD
right after what just happenned
ichigo takes a gun and shoots himself
fotunately he doesnt die because...
~persona battle music~
ichigo: didnt expect that uh? ~a gunmen appears ( tengen toppa gurren lagann ) and ichigo enters it~ prepare to get your ass kicked ogichi!!
ogichi: i dont think so! ~slashes naruto spine so that he is unable to move and summons a knightmare ( code geass) and jumps in~
ichigo: IMGONNAKICKYOURASSPUNCH!!! ~the gunmen punches forward with epic camera angles
ogichi: geass!! ~ogichi activates his eye power to make the area around him explode with getsuga tenshou~
ichigo: waaaaaaa.... shimata.. i dont think i can last out longer ~then he looks at naruto who does a thumbs up~ naruto....... ~looks back at ogichi~ .......GIGA....DRILL....
ogichi: oh sh....
ichigo: BUREAKER!!!!!! ~ the gunmen's fist turns into a planet sized drill and epic pawns ogichi~
ogichi: son of bitch..... MUHAHAHAHAHA ~ gets the Hinamizawa rage sickness ( higurashi no Naku Koro ni )~
ichigo: you have changed...
ogichi: let the madness destroy you!!! ~ogichi shunpos to the gunmen and punches and it shatters~
ichigo:
. this is madness!!!ogichi: madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!!! ~kicks ichigo and ichigo flies and makes inpact with the ground and makes a crater the size of america, but a miracle happens~
naruto: aniki...
ichigo: naruto? how is it possible?!
naruto: its ok ill deal with this..
ichigo: ok... bring it on!!!
ogichi: alright full power motha****** ~ogichi slowly transforms into a lycan~
naruto: naNI!?!?!
ogichi: i have broken the limits, I AM THE LYCANGAMI!!
naruto: i guess i have to use that... ~takes earrings and puts on on his ear and one on ichigo~
( yes we all know where this is going )
~and suddenly they fuse~
ichuto: eh... what the hel!!! ( ichigo + naruto ) i feel invincible!!!
ogichi: damn it!! transform!! ~and the lycan turns into godzilla~ rawr!!~
ichuto: ok thats just too much!!!1
godgichi: ima firing my lazerz!! ~a giant blue lazer blast and heading right for ichuto~
ichuto: beat this! BANKAI!~ichuto charges up and sprouts out 9 tails, a black coat, with two frogs with hollow masks on them on his shoulders and black and red aura~ kage bunshin cero rasengun!!! ~ 10 cero rasenguns collides with the lazerz
TO BE CONTINUED...
i guess il end it on the next part
my sources are running really dry xD
LMAO, Dom. You've seriously overdid yourself. Good going. xD
But, if the gayness keeps up, the Yaoi level of this FanFic will begin to exceed a degree that none of the FanFics here have ever passed before. xD
But, if the gayness keeps up, the Yaoi level of this FanFic will begin to exceed a degree that none of the FanFics here have ever passed before. xD
part 10... it was fun guys
this is the end...
yes that was it..
nah im just messing around xD
the world is half destroyed literally like half of the earth is gone
ichuto: crap.....
ogichi: good going sherlock now what do we do?
time for epic business!!!! ~they suddenly get warped back in time and they appear before Teh, Tenzu and Faceless~
ichuto and ogichi: what just happenned?
teh: SILENCE!!!
tenzu: now kneel before the gods!!~ the chakitsu ( chakra + reaitsu ) of tenzu rises to univeral levels and crushes both ogichi and ichuto who splits back into naruto and ichigo~
faceless: now!! massage each other =D
teh: ......
tenzu: what is with you and watchin other men massaging each other?!
faceless: x3. tenzu-kun is mean i just like massaging...
teh: ok... right on to serious matters ~clears throat~ you guys are being charged for being serious overpowered
~chains fall from the ceiling and incapacitate them ( naruto , ogichi and ichigo ) and they are slowly dragged off to different room~
faceless: ~plays "gomenasai by tatu on stereo system", while the prisoners are sloy dragged away~
teh: .... you gotta stop doing that jem..
faceless: x3. IM FACELESS HERE!!! im not jem >=(
tenzu: ai..
faceless: i got some business to attend to
~faceless goes out and tenzu follows~
teh: ~ons caramel dansen and starts dancing on his throne~
meanwhile naruto crys in his cell/room, when an unexpected visitor was outside his door
faceless: naruto...
naruto: leave me alone... ive lost eerything...sniff
faceless: i lost stuff too.. ~silhouette of a dude~
naruto: you dude.. sniff
faceless: do you wanna return to when the days were still good
naruto: YES!!!DX!!!
faceless: i have to go now
naruto: WAIT!!! i....like.... you....
this will go a few several ways just pick which one you want xD
choice 1:
faceless:....im a dude?
naruto: i DONT CARE!!
faceless: O_O what?
naruto: sniff sniff.... wait wHAT!!!
faceless: i guess a sorta like you
naruto: DX!!
choice 2:
faceless: i dont wanna lose someone important to me ever again..
naruto: will we meet again in the future?
faceless: i hope so
naruto: good luck..
choice 3:
faceless: im with someone
naruto: NO!! i only met you for a few seconds but i think ive fallen in love
faceless: but i love tenzu....
naruto: BUT!!! wha? tenzu... thats a dudes name
faceless: O_O!!!! i mean temari!!!
naruto: hey its ok to be gay once in a while
faceless: get bent!
choice 4: ( warning contain some mature stuff )
choice 5:
faceless: haha im not like that -__-
naruto: but...
faceless: nope not interested
naruto: you sure....
faceless: one day maybe <=)
goin back to the story
teh was watching on the video cameras he installed in secret and sees the convo between naruto and faceless and laughs his ass of
teh: lolololololololololol!!!!11
back in the main chamber a few hours later
teh: so what do you guys wanna do with the prisoners?
tenzu: dunno
faceless: how about we make things rights and put them back in their real dimensions
teh: hahaha no..
tenzu: why? thats a crappy plan
faceless: its whats right!
teh: sure... then everything will be back to normal... and you know how much i hate being normal
faceless: how about we let a battle decide?
teh: oh bring it on!!
tenzu: so the battle is.... how can make the prisoners squeal
teh: thats easy... wait...ha?
~naruto falls from the ceiling tied to a chair ~
faceless: naruto-kun!!
naruto: faceless!!
teh:.... you know what... lets see you make him squeal
faceless massages naruto
tenzu: i guess this is a bad idea...
teh: ew..... just so wrong... ok screw it.. ~takes out a katana and stabs naruto through the heart~
faceless: NARUTO!!!
naruto: fa..ce...les..s.... ai...shi....ter...ru....
~james blunt suddenly plays goodbye my lover as everything goes in slow motion~
faceless: T^T no!!! live!! for the future!! for us!!
tenzu: i KNEW IT!!!
faceless: cant you see im grieving here!! ~takes out a univeral ps2~ there nothing anymore
teh: ha?
tenzu: oh SHI....
faceless: ~he presses the reset button the universe went back to it original form~
or is it back to normal xD
~credits roll slowly and in the background teh, tenzu and faceless play" velonica by aqua timez" and it the back ground shows pictures what happenned through out the whole story~
at the very end
~teh, tenzu and faceless go back to school~
teh: and thats how i want life to be ^
tenzu and faceless: dream on
teh: i will xD
the end......
or is it? xD
this is the end...
yes that was it..
nah im just messing around xD
the world is half destroyed literally like half of the earth is gone
ichuto: crap.....
ogichi: good going sherlock now what do we do?
time for epic business!!!! ~they suddenly get warped back in time and they appear before Teh, Tenzu and Faceless~
ichuto and ogichi: what just happenned?
teh: SILENCE!!!
tenzu: now kneel before the gods!!~ the chakitsu ( chakra + reaitsu ) of tenzu rises to univeral levels and crushes both ogichi and ichuto who splits back into naruto and ichigo~
faceless: now!! massage each other =D
teh: ......
tenzu: what is with you and watchin other men massaging each other?!
faceless: x3. tenzu-kun is mean i just like massaging...
teh: ok... right on to serious matters ~clears throat~ you guys are being charged for being serious overpowered
~chains fall from the ceiling and incapacitate them ( naruto , ogichi and ichigo ) and they are slowly dragged off to different room~
faceless: ~plays "gomenasai by tatu on stereo system", while the prisoners are sloy dragged away~
teh: .... you gotta stop doing that jem..
faceless: x3. IM FACELESS HERE!!! im not jem >=(
tenzu: ai..
faceless: i got some business to attend to
~faceless goes out and tenzu follows~
teh: ~ons caramel dansen and starts dancing on his throne~
meanwhile naruto crys in his cell/room, when an unexpected visitor was outside his door
faceless: naruto...
naruto: leave me alone... ive lost eerything...sniff
faceless: i lost stuff too.. ~silhouette of a dude~
naruto: you dude.. sniff
faceless: do you wanna return to when the days were still good
naruto: YES!!!DX!!!
faceless: i have to go now
naruto: WAIT!!! i....like.... you....
this will go a few several ways just pick which one you want xD
choice 1:
faceless:....im a dude?
naruto: i DONT CARE!!
faceless: O_O what?
naruto: sniff sniff.... wait wHAT!!!
faceless: i guess a sorta like you
naruto: DX!!
choice 2:
faceless: i dont wanna lose someone important to me ever again..
naruto: will we meet again in the future?
faceless: i hope so
naruto: good luck..
choice 3:
faceless: im with someone
naruto: NO!! i only met you for a few seconds but i think ive fallen in love
faceless: but i love tenzu....
naruto: BUT!!! wha? tenzu... thats a dudes name
faceless: O_O!!!! i mean temari!!!
naruto: hey its ok to be gay once in a while
faceless: get bent!
choice 4: ( warning contain some mature stuff )
faceless: cries~ i cant.....
naruto: you cant accept my feelings for you?!
faceless: cause i like you too
naruto: come here you
~faceless opens the door and stays with naruto for a few hours~
facless: i feel better now
naruto: good luck
naruto: you cant accept my feelings for you?!
faceless: cause i like you too
naruto: come here you
~faceless opens the door and stays with naruto for a few hours~
facless: i feel better now
naruto: good luck
choice 5:
faceless: haha im not like that -__-
naruto: but...
faceless: nope not interested
naruto: you sure....
faceless: one day maybe <=)
goin back to the story
teh was watching on the video cameras he installed in secret and sees the convo between naruto and faceless and laughs his ass of
teh: lolololololololololol!!!!11
back in the main chamber a few hours later
teh: so what do you guys wanna do with the prisoners?
tenzu: dunno
faceless: how about we make things rights and put them back in their real dimensions
teh: hahaha no..
tenzu: why? thats a crappy plan
faceless: its whats right!
teh: sure... then everything will be back to normal... and you know how much i hate being normal
faceless: how about we let a battle decide?
teh: oh bring it on!!
tenzu: so the battle is.... how can make the prisoners squeal
teh: thats easy... wait...ha?
~naruto falls from the ceiling tied to a chair ~
faceless: naruto-kun!!
naruto: faceless!!
teh:.... you know what... lets see you make him squeal
faceless massages naruto
tenzu: i guess this is a bad idea...
teh: ew..... just so wrong... ok screw it.. ~takes out a katana and stabs naruto through the heart~
faceless: NARUTO!!!
naruto: fa..ce...les..s.... ai...shi....ter...ru....
~james blunt suddenly plays goodbye my lover as everything goes in slow motion~
faceless: T^T no!!! live!! for the future!! for us!!
tenzu: i KNEW IT!!!
faceless: cant you see im grieving here!! ~takes out a univeral ps2~ there nothing anymore
teh: ha?
tenzu: oh SHI....
faceless: ~he presses the reset button the universe went back to it original form~
or is it back to normal xD
~credits roll slowly and in the background teh, tenzu and faceless play" velonica by aqua timez" and it the back ground shows pictures what happenned through out the whole story~
at the very end
~teh, tenzu and faceless go back to school~
teh: and thats how i want life to be ^
tenzu and faceless: dream on
teh: i will xD
the end......
or is it? xD
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