sasuke walks into a bar. he wears a blind fold over his eyes, a man walks up to him
man: hello sasuke uchiha what is wrong with your eyes
sasuke: they got taken away
man: by who
sasuke: naruto
man: i am an uchiha so please tell me
sasuke: i used to be a uchiha like you until i took a claw in the eye.
man: skyrim much
sasuke: yes
man: fanboy
sasuke: **** you
man: hello sasuke uchiha what is wrong with your eyes
sasuke: they got taken away
man: by who
sasuke: naruto
man: i am an uchiha so please tell me
sasuke: i used to be a uchiha like you until i took a claw in the eye.
man: skyrim much
sasuke: yes
man: fanboy
sasuke: **** you