[Discussion] INSOMNIA-How I put myself to Sleep!

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DISCLAIMER: These methods may or may not be approved by any doctor, but this is what worked for me and it might not work for you... U_U

1. Change the bedroom colors (curtains, bed-sheet) to milder/dull colors. The less it pricks the eyes the better. (off-white, light pink, greyish, lightest olive)

2. Eliminate as many sources of noise as possible (for some people it is the opposite)

3. Warm water bath before sleeping (not hot or cold, the temperature should be just slightly more than your body temperature, toot hot and too cold actually wakes me up).

4. One full glass of warm milk (preferably without any additives).

5. Stop watching T.V. or playing games or working at the Computer or cell phone at least 1 hour before your intended sleep time. (This is to give time for your eyes to relax)

6. Have a heavy dinner 3-4 hours before planned sleep time. (It's very difficult to sleep on an empty stomach)

7. Pee right before getting in bed. (It's horrible when you're starting to feel a little sleepy and then you 'have to go')

8. Turn the cell phone to silent mode (without the vibration too).

9. Think about the awesomest person in your life. (eases the mind and makes you happy)

10. Read Lord of the Rings unabridged. (Yup! don't look at me like that, it worked for me. I last just about a page and a half. U_U)

11. Don't turn off the lights but use something to cover your eyes (the moment I turn off my lights, my sleep vanishes... O.O)


As soon as I remember something else that works I'll post more! ^_^
Try all of these together, tell me if it works.

All the best!!! Sleep well ^_^
 

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Drink a lot. Smoke some weed. Orgasming (however you get it) helps put the body to sleep.
 

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Another one is taking a sleeping pill. or you can kill yourself.
 

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not even kidding, take a sleeping pill
 
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Taking a long ass dump also works for me too. Dumps for a 12 year old is a whole lot of work. :/
 

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have you tryed taking pills?

sorry i will edit

I did, but you get used to it in time...

but I have already beat Insomnia and listed out what worked for me :p

he he... this is more like a social service thread...

post up if you got any ideas!
 

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Open every pill bottle you have onto the counter, smash all the pills with a hammer or some other tool to make them into a powder, put the powder into a cup, add just a small amount of water to the cup so it goes down easier, and drink it.
 

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Open every pill bottle you have onto the counter, smash all the pills with a hammer or some other tool to make them into a powder, put the powder into a cup, add just a small amount of water to the cup so it goes down easier, and drink it.

no pills mate... I am telling ya how I did it without them... :shrug:
 

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no pills mate... I am telling ya how I did it without them... :shrug:

Nah, the pill smoothie is the best solution!! Truth be told I completely made that up and no one should ever try that because it's extraordinarily dangerous, but who's to say it couldn't work?? :scorps:
 

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Nah, the pill smoothie is the best solution!! Truth be told I completely made that up and no one should ever try that because it's extraordinarily dangerous, but who's to say it couldn't work?? :scorps:

you know in reality it would kill the person right?
 

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I have insomnia too.... and it flippin sucks :mad:,
At least I don't have complete insomnia where you literally never sleep.
 

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:sy: Thanks... you two...


I have insomnia too.... and it flippin sucks :mad:,
At least I don't have complete insomnia where you literally never sleep.

I had that 'I never sleep' kind... then I thought I'd die like this... fell ill, was drugged a lot, took a long break and started again... I've listed what worked... I wish some of it works for you since yours is a mild one...
 
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What's the point of trying to sleep when you can't? Just bring a laptop with you and use it till you feel drowsy.
 

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Masturbate.

I find that green tea helps me sleep a little bit better as well, despite the caffeine. :x though not always. Hit and miss to be honest.
 

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What's the point of trying to sleep when you can't? Just bring a laptop with you and use it till you feel drowsy.

I am not talking about that one day when you cannot sleep... This is about going sleepless for weeks together...

Masturbate.

I find that green tea helps me sleep a little bit better as well, despite the caffeine. :x though not always. Hit and miss to be honest.

green tea? that's supposed to wake you up right? :confused:
 
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