Aye,aye o cap'n my cap'n!*Several threads arises from the ground behind you, forming a pod, where from I emerge. However, seemlingly the threads, was just threads... It was in fact linked to my beard, and suddenly you realize it's my beard.*
O_O *Makes it grow back into my chin.*
So, Dance of the Bearded Sage, you said, yes?? ~_O
O^OAye,aye o cap'n my cap'n!
Teach the dance of the facial hair!please
Everything,I designed it xd.O^O
Good! Let's start out, what do you know of my Bearded Style? u_u
You speak a lot of languages (let me guess the order because I like languages:english,spanish,italian,german and danish).Briliant. O_O Mucho mucho bueno! Malizzimo! Super duper du! Skide godt! (No clue what I'm saying.)
So start out channeling your chakra throughout your entire body, and gather it at your beard. Everybody have beard, and if theres no beard if you have been burned or so, we produce new. So just gather it at your facial hair, on your chin.
English, Spanish(Yeah, why not? xd), French(Aiming for it, atleast.), Danish and Danish. Though, I got some more. Gut! Sugoi! Göt! (And all the other scandinavian words for good.)...You speak a lot of languages (let me guess the order because I like languages:english,spanish,italian,german and danish).
-I close my eyes and start increasing the flow of my chakra making it flow faster through my whole body. I redirect the flow upwards sending large amounts of my chakra to my chin. Once I am happy with the amount of chakra in my chin I nod.-
I could open a jar of pickles with this thing!
It is. O_O It means amazing, silly. Dobro? LOL. *Notes down.*It's spanish and/or portugese xd. I don't think it's french,it sounds more like italian.And isn't sugoi a japanese word? ~_~. Here is "good" in my language: "dobro"
-After having focused the chakra in my chin, I focus it into the microscopic hairs on my face and chin and I start forcing them out with my chakra. Slowly but surely my face gets covered in a few tiny hairs, then a short beard. Once I got the trick I make a huge beard grow from my chin making it long to my knees.-
:scorps:
I'm awesome :scorps:It is. O_O It means amazing, silly. Dobro? LOL. *Notes down.*
Good. Basically, Dance of the Bearded Sage is only by the usage of normal chakra, however just in a more advanced version. Start imaginate your beard becoming hard, as you channel your chakra throughout them, trying to give them somewhat more of a dense substance, increasing it's durability.
*I with lightspeed O^O, pull out a katana, and slashes it across you. Seemlingly to have cut through you, however, the beard had blocked the blade. U_U*I'm awesome :scorps:
Yeah dobro. For "excellent" we say "odlicno" xd. Give me a sentence to say in my language xd.
-After growing my beard I channel more chakra into it in order to change it's properties. As soon as I have enough chakra in my beard I use it to make my beard become extremely hard and durable almost like steel. I increase the density of my facial hair and it's thickness making it look like and feel extremely hard.-
I pooped in your shoe - Usrao sam ti se u cipelu.*I with lightspeed O^O, pull out a katana, and slashes it across you. Seemlingly to have cut through you, however, the beard had blocked the blade. U_U*
Well, done. Now reverse the procces, causing your beard to turn as soft as lip balm. O_O
I pooped in your shoe. (For the sentence.)
Btw, usrao sam ti se u cipelu... O_OI pooped in your shoe - Usrao sam ti se u cipelu.
Lmao xd.
-After you've removed the blade I send another amount of chakra into my beard. Once satisfied I change the properties of my beard making it extremely soft and fluffy.-
Moja cipela O_O. Zasto si to uradio majmune jedan?Btw, usrao sam ti se u cipelu... O_O
*Touches your beard...* ~_~
Dobro!
Now, imaginate with your chakra, that you cut your beard in half, causing the lower part of your beard, to detatch, as if not needed.
What the poop does that mean? xdJa ja, det er sgu rigtig nok. <_>
Mhm... Good. Now Reverse the growing procces, causing your beard to grow back into your chin.