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Hi people, its my first fanfic, I've decided to write one, though maybe its not really funny and I dont think it will be continued. The short story is an alternative of the Pein arc. I know I'm not talented and I didnt want it to be the best, just an idea.
Pein/Nagato is reading in his tower in Amegakure when Tobi appears.
Tobi:Yo, get up and go capture the 9tails
Nagato: Sorry but I'm reading Jiraiya's Make-out tactics so I dont feel like fighting now.
Tobi:I'm the great Uchiha Madara, how dare you deny my orders.
Nagato: Wanna fight? Bring it on man.
Tobi shows his sharingan.
Nagato:Ok just kidding. I see you wont leave me alone so I'll go.
Nagato with the 6 paths goes to Konoha. They're standing near the village, the birds are chirping, children's laughter can be heard. Then Deva path flies above the village, spreads his arms and shouts: Know pain.Shinra Tensei!
The village is destroyed, noone expected this so they had no chance protecting against it, Katsuyu wasnt there to help ,neither. Most of the people died. Then they look for Tsunade, she was getting out of the rubbish, no ANBU or jounin protecting her, they defeat her easily and Human path gets the information.
Nagato goes back to his hideout.
Tobi: Where is the ninetails?
Nagato: Sorry but he wasnt there. Maybe next time.
Tobi: ?!?!?!?! Ok. Who do you think you are? Would you like me to tell you how Make-out tactics ends?
Nagato : If you do, you're dead.
Tobi: Would you like to settle it now?
Nagato: Oh yes. Rei's rules.
Time skip: Nagato is sitting gloomy in a dark corner, Tobi standing triumphantly.
Tobi: You should know that my sharingan can read your hand's movements.You'll never beat me at stone-paper-scissors.
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This was the best I could come up with, sorry if you didnt like it. Thanks for your time.Please dont flame...
Pein/Nagato is reading in his tower in Amegakure when Tobi appears.
Tobi:Yo, get up and go capture the 9tails
Nagato: Sorry but I'm reading Jiraiya's Make-out tactics so I dont feel like fighting now.
Tobi:I'm the great Uchiha Madara, how dare you deny my orders.
Nagato: Wanna fight? Bring it on man.
Tobi shows his sharingan.
Nagato:Ok just kidding. I see you wont leave me alone so I'll go.
Nagato with the 6 paths goes to Konoha. They're standing near the village, the birds are chirping, children's laughter can be heard. Then Deva path flies above the village, spreads his arms and shouts: Know pain.Shinra Tensei!
The village is destroyed, noone expected this so they had no chance protecting against it, Katsuyu wasnt there to help ,neither. Most of the people died. Then they look for Tsunade, she was getting out of the rubbish, no ANBU or jounin protecting her, they defeat her easily and Human path gets the information.
Nagato goes back to his hideout.
Tobi: Where is the ninetails?
Nagato: Sorry but he wasnt there. Maybe next time.
Tobi: ?!?!?!?! Ok. Who do you think you are? Would you like me to tell you how Make-out tactics ends?
Nagato : If you do, you're dead.
Tobi: Would you like to settle it now?
Nagato: Oh yes. Rei's rules.
Time skip: Nagato is sitting gloomy in a dark corner, Tobi standing triumphantly.
Tobi: You should know that my sharingan can read your hand's movements.You'll never beat me at stone-paper-scissors.
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This was the best I could come up with, sorry if you didnt like it. Thanks for your time.Please dont flame...
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that was funny plus rep 
