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Looking for advice? issues with parents? cant figure out what you want to major in college? being bullied at school? you having girl problems? (i feel bad for you son).

ask anything and you'll get the best professional advice from a non professional.

warning: follow my advice at your own risk. do not blame me for anything cuz im not forcing you to do anything. just giving my opinion.
 
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kmrasengan said:
nah i don't need, i'm flawless
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Arrogance comes before the fall my friend. "pride before self destruction" or something like that. Take heed

Jack Spicer said:
~Absolutely flawless~
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After you use the toilet make sure you wipe from front to back. Clean the toilet seat for any spills or stains you left behind. Be curteous and put the seat down. And dont forget to wash your hand with anti bacterial soap.

(didnt know exactly what advice to give so i pressed the random button in my head)

Darthlawsuit said:
Let's say I wished to be evil and take over your job. What would I have to do in order to get you fired and me hired in your place?
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You must have a longer rep bar then me. Because in the internet, longer rep bar equals to longer penis.
 
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NarutoVsGoku said:
Looking for advice? issues with parents? cant figure out what you want to major in college? being bullied at school? you having girl problems? (i feel bad for you son).

ask anything and you'll get the best professional advice from a non professional.

warning: follow my advice at your own risk. do not blame me for anything cuz im not forcing you to do anything. just giving my opinion.
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I just discovered a vagina under my ball sack..............anyway, I only like girls but I got drunk at a party last week and was raped, you think I could get preg?
 
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rikerslade said:
i swear Jack is one of the awesomest members with these references of his
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you can also be as awesome as he is if you believe in yourself. you can do it. i know you have it in you

Starliii said:
LOL I see what you did there (You're slick as heeell). xd
Nice one.
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(pushes random advice button)

when someone is mean to you the best thing is to just ignore them and walk away. dont get upset, you should pity that person because you never know what kind of childhood or upbringing they had that could have cause them to make them jerks, maybe they had abusive parents and they take their frustrations out on others because they cant take it out on their parents, which who they wish they could, subconsciously.

Starliii said:
Lol, so may I ask, what does a long rep bar mean when it comes to a girl in the internet then? :confused:
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i repeat:

longer rep bar equals longer penis

these are the laws of nature.
 
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ChrisWolf said:
I just discovered a vagina under my ball sack..............anyway, I only like girls but I got drunk at a party last week and was raped, you think I could get preg?
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since you have a vagina under your ball sack then no, it is physically impossible for your kind to become pregnant because you are actually in fertile and incapable of impregnating someone and incapable of becoming pregnant yourself.

btw drink responsibly

i would report the rape before the evidence on your ballsack vagina grows stale. getting 1 rapist off the street could save countless other shemales from potential attacks

ChrisWolf said:
Ik right, jack spicer is the coolest member of NB anyday of the week.
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and you also can be cool just like him if you just believe
 
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rikerslade said:
that was you? -washes penis-
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wash it with fire and gasoline

ChrisWolf said:
You better take care of this shit or I'll drag your ass on Maury
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drag him to Steve Wilkos and Judge Judy. you will receive much better results in publicly humiliating him.

Yo Momma San said:
I got trouble deciding between becoming a CA or CMA.
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i wish i knew what CA and CMA were

but the one with more letters sounds like a better choice. the more letters something has the better it is..
 
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NarutoVsGoku said:
since you have a vagina under your ball sack then no, it is physically impossible for your kind to become pregnant because you are actually in fertile and incapable of impregnating someone and incapable of becoming pregnant yourself.

btw drink responsibly

i would report the rape before the evidence on your ballsack vagina grows stale. getting 1 rapist off the street could save countless other shemales from potential attacks



and you also can be cool just like him if you just believe
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Omg....opera is gonna go broke with you around
 
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