If your computer could talk, what would it say to you?

MidKnight

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Mine would say "LEAVE ME ALONE DAMMIT! PLEASE!" xd

What would yours say?
 

UchihaBrat

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Please use me more efficiently, I'm capable of more than what you're using me for, punk *ss b*tch..
 

Shin Kaito

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why you go so rough on me sire (in a gentle female voice) awww ~ <3
 

Darthlawsuit

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I am so f******* ready aurgh!!!! *bangs head through wall then does pushups*



btw I have an over-powered gaming PC
 

Joki

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My only other computer that I had a bond with died last year...this one would probably just hate on me
 

Nyanmaru

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You should sleep or something.
 

Yashin

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'Stop watching inappropraite material your giving me nightmares'
 

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"Cheater!!!" cuz now i use more iPad
 

Nyanmaru

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I'm getting hotter than the sun.
 

-Sky-

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"GTFO"
Yeah, most likely that.
 

Supermacaquecool

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It would tell me that at least I should clean all the dust from it, since I use it for silly and unproductive things.
 

Abysmal.

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'Wait...5 more minutes'

Every time it freezes >.>
 

MidKnight

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Crocodile

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Stop downloading child porn on me >_<
 

Beifong

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plz stop watching porn movies :D
 
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