If your computer could talk, what would it say to you?

[-Jiraiya-]

Please turn off me for half an hour...:T_T:

 

[kmrasengan]

stop fapping and go to sleep

 

[Ebi..]

Mine said "I love you" and it had the voice of a woman O_< you would know what I'm talking about if you have ever gone and done the .text testing voice thingy o.o

 

[Xweetalk]

Mine would say:
"Turn off the Naruto anime, stop writing Fan Fic and get outside and live DAMNIT! I think you need to sleep or something you insomniac b*tch. AND just because you have me for your souped-up gaming doesn't mean when you use me for Minecraft I can run the world. GAWD!"

 

[spotteddawn]

"GTFO after 2am for christs sake! You know how I get overheated."


Eh :shrug: What can I say?