National Shit-Talking Day

[Black Butler]

I declare today, "National Shit-Talking Day," so you men and women alike may start your ventures into the "World of Insultation." Begin...

Goro so black...

 

[Darthlawsuit]

Yesterday I had one nasty event happen to me. I was sitting on the toilet and it felt like a bomb went off in my ass. Shit flew everywhere in the bowel and the worst part was the shit stuck to the walls of the bowel. So I got up and there was orange shit with corn all over the bowel. Flushing didn't get it all off so I had a shitty bowel with corn stuck to the sides of the bowel.

Sometimes I think my ass produces its own glue supply just to piss me off

 

[Mirai]

national shit talking day seems legit

 

[xPyschotic Echox]

Yesterday I had one nasty event happen to me. I was sitting on the toilet and it felt like a bomb went off in my ass. Shit flew everywhere in the bowel and the worst part was the shit stuck to the walls of the bowel. So I got up and there was orange shit with corn all over the bowel. Flushing didn't get it all off so I had a shitty bowel with corn stuck to the sides of the bowel.

Sometimes I think my ass produces its own glue supply just to piss me off

You sure took that literally... :|

 

[Darthlawsuit]

You sure took that literally... :|

A lot more interesting than the alternative interpretation.

 

[mcchikeneater]

How would that be any different than any other day for me?