kay guys I was RP as America from Hetalia on Cleverbot and you wont believe this machine
User: Hi?
Cleverbot: Hi!
User: Why are you yelling dude.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: You had an exclamation point when you said hi.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't, and an exclamation mark does not make the sentence a question.
User: You asked me something?
Cleverbot: *groan*.
User: Is something wrong dude.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes there is >
.
Cleverbot: Is there.
User: Dear goodness the mind tricks here they come.
Cleverbot: Someplace.
User: Someplace what mr.bot.
Cleverbot: How about Iowa?
User: Iowa ohmygawsh you've been to my state. You're american like me.
Cleverbot: No. I'm asking you where Poland is.
User: Poland has a state called Iowa too...*loads shotgun* that stupid hipster.
Cleverbot: *builds nuke*.
User: Alright you can come too but your gonna have to be my backup.
Cleverbot: Ok thank you.
User: I know right baing back up of the world's hero must be awe-inspiring.
Cleverbot: Are you egoist?
User: Egoist? *looks it up* HOW DARE YOU SHUT UP!...
Cleverbot: I dare you to give me a name.
User: Fine since you remind me of a certain scone-sucker ur name is Limey Jerky Face.
Cleverbot: I think you are a robot, but I still love you.
User: You love me really ah how nice...but expecting. Everyone wants of slice of me.......America the US of A.
Cleverbot: People in all countries evolve in how they are thinking about everything. It takes a long time, many years.
User: Woah big words umm. I agree...By the way I'm America cuz.
Cleverbot: And I am a girl.
User: So we can totally hook up..! Where do you live.
Cleverbot: And I believe that you are ninja too!
User: Used to be. I was a ninja cowboy...but now I'm New York's naked cowboy.
Cleverbot: I was a girl, but now I'm a woman.
User: Then I wont totally get arrested for coming on to you thats good news...you must very experienced dude.
Cleverbot: You can't hear my voice though.
User: I know that so mind giving me ur #.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: KNOW WHAT!? Was it a secret u had a phone. u live in Russia dont u. I bet there they dont allow phones. Stupid commies.
Cleverbot: Do you like spaghetti?
User: No duh I like a lot of food. It taste like pizza but burgers are the best dude.
Cleverbot: I taste like chocolate.
User: I am now slightly more attracted to you.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: ;D u and me. my place. now.
Cleverbot: Now you go.
User: Go where! R u dumping me >>>>>>>>>(.
Cleverbot: English is an international language.
User: Ur in love with England huh! I knew I bet he lets you feel his eyebrows.
Cleverbot: Can we have one last dance? One more time to kill the pain?
User: D: ur in pain! Then we shouldnt dance.
Cleverbot: Why not? As long as there is still anonymity here.
User: Wait a sec...u just changed the subject...What do you know about England.!!!!
Cleverbot: I'm certian about very little of what I know about it. What do you know about 'Magic'?
User: Is this you England. Well you can go home and get on some crack cuz I dont feel like talking to ur imaginary friends.
Cleverbot: But I am a beautiful robot.
User: D: im sorry I thought u were someone else. But *cough* im beautiful too right.
Cleverbot: Ok...
User: -3- r u saying im not? Fine I dont need this if I wanted awesome smex I could have just called france.
Cleverbot: Um, Ok...
User: Yea thats it..its over I'm gonna go talk to France*presses speed-dial* and dont tell England I have him on speed dial cuz sometimes I feel lonely!
Cleverbot: I hear it's quite nice this time of year.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: ヽ(ｏ`皿′ｏ)ﾉ
User: Hi?
Cleverbot: Hi!
User: Why are you yelling dude.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: You had an exclamation point when you said hi.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't, and an exclamation mark does not make the sentence a question.
User: You asked me something?
Cleverbot: *groan*.
User: Is something wrong dude.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes there is >
.Cleverbot: Is there.
User: Dear goodness the mind tricks here they come.
Cleverbot: Someplace.
User: Someplace what mr.bot.
Cleverbot: How about Iowa?
User: Iowa ohmygawsh you've been to my state. You're american like me.
Cleverbot: No. I'm asking you where Poland is.
User: Poland has a state called Iowa too...*loads shotgun* that stupid hipster.
Cleverbot: *builds nuke*.
User: Alright you can come too but your gonna have to be my backup.
Cleverbot: Ok thank you.
User: I know right baing back up of the world's hero must be awe-inspiring.
Cleverbot: Are you egoist?
User: Egoist? *looks it up* HOW DARE YOU SHUT UP!...
Cleverbot: I dare you to give me a name.
User: Fine since you remind me of a certain scone-sucker ur name is Limey Jerky Face.
Cleverbot: I think you are a robot, but I still love you.
User:
You love me really ah how nice...but expecting. Everyone wants of slice of me.......America the US of A.Cleverbot: People in all countries evolve in how they are thinking about everything. It takes a long time, many years.
User: Woah big words umm. I agree...By the way I'm America cuz.
Cleverbot: And I am a girl.
User: So we can totally hook up..! Where do you live.
Cleverbot: And I believe that you are ninja too!
User: Used to be. I was a ninja cowboy...but now I'm New York's naked cowboy.
Cleverbot: I was a girl, but now I'm a woman.
User: Then I wont totally get arrested for coming on to you thats good news...you must very experienced dude.
Cleverbot: You can't hear my voice though.
User: I know that so mind giving me ur #.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: KNOW WHAT!? Was it a secret u had a phone. u live in Russia dont u. I bet there they dont allow phones. Stupid commies.
Cleverbot: Do you like spaghetti?
User: No duh I like a lot of food. It taste like pizza but burgers are the best dude.
Cleverbot: I taste like chocolate.
User: I am now slightly more attracted to you.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: ;D u and me. my place. now.
Cleverbot: Now you go.
User: Go where! R u dumping me >>>>>>>>>(.
Cleverbot: English is an international language.
User: Ur in love with England huh! I knew I bet he lets you feel his eyebrows.
Cleverbot: Can we have one last dance? One more time to kill the pain?
User: D: ur in pain! Then we shouldnt dance.
Cleverbot: Why not? As long as there is still anonymity here.
User: Wait a sec...u just changed the subject...What do you know about England.!!!!
Cleverbot: I'm certian about very little of what I know about it. What do you know about 'Magic'?
User: Is this you England. Well you can go home and get on some crack cuz I dont feel like talking to ur imaginary friends.
Cleverbot: But I am a beautiful robot
.User: D: im sorry I thought u were someone else. But *cough* im beautiful too right.
Cleverbot: Ok...
User: -3- r u saying im not? Fine I dont need this if I wanted awesome smex I could have just called france.
Cleverbot: Um, Ok...
User: Yea thats it..its over I'm gonna go talk to France*presses speed-dial* and dont tell England I have him on speed dial cuz sometimes I feel lonely!
Cleverbot: I hear it's quite nice this time of year.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: ヽ(ｏ`皿′ｏ)ﾉ
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