~Sage Sues BiBi and Neut~

[BishamonSama]

All rise for the honorable (or honourable, I don't care how you spell it) Judge Bishamon presiding.

*the jury, made up of shadow clones of myself, rises along with the bailiff, who is a shadow clone of myself*

*I walk in wearing a big white whig*


*I sit down, and pick up a gigantic wooden hammer and smash it down* ^.^


Sage, you're sueing BiBi for assault, and Neutrino for pretending to be god.

Let's hear your case in your words.

 

[King Harkinian]

*kicks current judge out of his seat*
guard arerst this man

TV announcer:now introducing judge the king

todays case is between a man who claims that his friend claimed he was a god

then later the same man sues his girlfriend in the claim that she used cloroform to knock him out and steal his wallet then burtally rape him.

okay may the defendant please rise

 

[Neutrino00]

I am the real God, proof all this speaking I have been doing has been done with telepathic thought done with my god brain.

Notenly I God can do this.

oh and also, seeing as I am god, I hereby void this case so it cannot be preformed

 

[Sage106]

<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/goto/post?id=593407" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-593407">King Harkinian said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent"> *kicks current judge out of his seat*<br /> guard arerst this man<br /> <br /> TV announcer:now introducing judge the king<br /> <br /> todays case is between a man who claims that his friend <i>claimed</i> he was a god<br /> <br /> then later the same man sues his girlfriend in the claim that she used cloroform to knock him out and steal his wallet then burtally rape him.<br /> <br /> okay may the defendant please rise </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink"><a>Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote>thats not what happend. First bibi is not my girl, last time i checked she belonged to DOMI. Anyways i received a vision from domi who was against the wedding but bibi struck me with ligtining,. Ur honour</div>

 

[BishamonSama]

I am the real God, proof all this speaking I have been doing has been done with telepathic thought done with my god brain.

Notenly I God can do this.

oh and also, seeing as I am god, I hereby void this case so it cannot be preformed

We all can perform telepathy.

Therefore proving your statement that only God can do this is false, proving you're not God because God is always right.

thats not what happend. First bibi is not my girl, last time i checked she belonged to DOMI. Anyways i received a vision from domi who was against the wedding but bibi struck me with ligtining,. Ur honour

O_O

Allllright.

What brought about this vision. Cocaine? Alcohol? Expo?

 

[Sage106]

<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/goto/post?id=593408" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-593408">Neutrino00 said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent"> <i>I am the real God, proof all this speaking I have been doing has been done with telepathic thought done with my god brain.<br /> <br /> Note<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite9" alt=":eek:" title="Eek! :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" />nly I God can do this.<br /> <br /> oh and also, seeing as I am god, I hereby void this case so it cannot be preformed</i> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink"><a>Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote>i also suing neut for falsely claiming to be god, without any proof that he is actually god</div>

 

[Sage106]

<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/goto/post?id=593416" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-593416">BishamonSama said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent"> <i>We all can perform telepathy.</i><br /> <br /> Therefore proving your statement that only God can do this is false, proving you're not God because God is always right.<br /> <br /> <br /> O_O<br /> <br /> Allllright.<br /> <br /> What brought about this vision. Cocaine? Alcohol? Expo? </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink"><a>Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote>weed ur honour ! c'mon its vegas !</div>

 

[Bianca]

wtf? O___________O
i didnt attacked anyone O_O

 

[BishamonSama]

Alright, because I have only 5 minutes left, I proclaim this trial in favor of Sage.

Neutrino is guilty, and has to give up his position to a combinaton of Jesus, Vishnu, Buddha, and Zeus.

BiBi is guilty, but must repay Sage in the form of a lapdance.


Case closed.

 

[God]

i also suing neut for falsely claiming to be god, without any proof that he is actually god

God Does not need proof, I am God, and there is nothing you can do about it.

We all can perform telepathy.

Therefore proving your statement that only God can do this is false, proving you're not God because God is always right.


O_O

Allllright.

What brought about this vision. Cocaine? Alcohol? Expo?

No! only I can do Telepathy, you are doing fake telepathy.

 

[Sage106]

<div class="bbWrapper">yay i won</div>

 

[God]

Alright, because I have only 5 minutes left, I proclaim this trial in favor of Sage.

Neutrino is guilty, and has to give up his position to a combinaton of Jesus, Vishnu, Buddha, and Zeus.

BiBi is guilty, but must repay Sage in the form of a lapdance.


Case closed.

as god I override your decision, and make Neutrino not Guilty, and so he does not have to do anything.

 

[Sage106]

<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/goto/post?id=593451" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-593451">God said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent"> <i>God Does not need proof, I am God, and there is nothing you can do about it.</i><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <i>No! only I can do Telepathy, you are doing fake telepathy.</i> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink"><a>Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote>u lost , i won. Oh happy day ! <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></div>

 

[God]

u lost , i won. Oh happy day !

Wrong, I win, because I say so, and my Sayings overrule everything.

 

[Bianca]

Alright, because I have only 5 minutes left, I proclaim this trial in favor of Sage.

Neutrino is guilty, and has to give up his position to a combinaton of Jesus, Vishnu, Buddha, and Zeus.

BiBi is guilty, but must repay Sage in the form of a lapdance.


Case closed.

*steals your wood hammer and slams it on the table*
i object! >_<
im a married woman and i wont give any lap dance >_>

 

[God]

*steals your wood hammer and slams it on the table*
i object! >_<
im a married woman and i wont give any lap dance >_>

As God, I hereby pronounce you not guilty and you don't have to do anything.

 

[Sage106]

<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/goto/post?id=593480" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-593480">BiBi said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent"> *steals your wood hammer and slams it on the table*<br /> i object! &gt;_&lt;<br /> im a married woman and i wont give any lap dance &gt;_&gt; </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink"><a>Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote>concurs, id rather hang myself then get a lapdance from her ! I therefore drop my charges from bibi</div>

 

[RokuNR]

Wrong, I win, because I say so, and my Sayings overrule everything.

Silence!!

 

[God]

Silence!!

I am not speaking, I am using thought.

 

[Madara Uchiha]

*Burns this place down*

Neutrino meet iGod. U_U
He has challenged you.

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