The Offline Meeting ~ Prologue(sort off)

[UchihaBrat]

I won't make any long introductions on this one. I'll simply be writing a fanfic. It will be a parody based on *cough*the staff members 'cause it's funny using them in ffs!*cough* cheese.
I'm using the same aliases as used in my earlier ff(it isn't finished yet, just a bit of a motivational problem:ghehe and you'll be able to easily guess them ;D
About this ff: As the title suggests there is to be an offline meeting between cheese*, the reason being what you'll read about, so please read until the end.
Also, notice that this is a fanfiction, which means I'll be making lots of things up ;d
Note:the ff is due to some minor changes, for typos etc.


The Offline Meeting ​

In the private thread for staff members:

Caleyburn:
Hey Yamagochi, are you there?

Scary Yamagochi:
Yeah?

Caleyburn:
What do you think about my new signature??=DD

Scary Yamagochi:
It's.. Uhm.. Nice.

Caleyburn:
I know right?! I was trying to go for a natural look, but at the same time also try to give off a manly aura, do think I pulled it off?

Scary Yamagochi:
Dude, your sig is a picture of you standing naked on a cliff by the ocean facing the setting sun, you're breaking the forum rules..

Caleyburn:
Yes?=DD

Scary Yamagochi:
.. I wish I could have such an awesome sig!!=DD

Caleyburn:
I know right?!! =DD But you can't have it!(Lol!xd)

. . .

Mugiwarui:
Hey guys, what's up?

Scary Yamagochi:
Finally!
Did you see Caleyburn's sig?? He's breaking the rules and he's a freaking smod!!

Mugiwarui:
What si- ... OH GOD WHAT THE HELL?!?! MY EYES!!
Change it! Now!

Caleyburn:
You like it?? Awesome, yeah?

Mugiwarui:
Awesome?!? Why would I like seeing you *ss every time I look at your sig?! Change it!

Caleyburn:
What?! You're so mean! I had so much trouble getting to that spot in time and strike a good pose before the self-timer went off on the kamera! I'll make you like it!!

Mugiwarui:
What do I care?! You're breaking the rules and you're a god damn smod!

Scary Yamagochi:
Hey guys chill, it's not like anyone noticed yet..

. . .

Scary Yamagochi:
Hello? Are you there??

Tsukki:
Yes? Hi btw!

Scary Yamagochi:
Oh! No, not you, I was talking to Mugiwarui and Caleyburn just a moment ago, but they vanished!
Well, hi anyways!

Tsukki:
Hahah! Ok, so why are we all here today?

Scary Yamagochi:
I don't know, someone among the staff members sent an anonymous PM about having something important to say and that we should be online at this time today to hear what he/she had to say.. Do you know anything more than this??

Tsukki:
Oh, so you also got that message?? I thought I was the only one!xd
I don't know much more than that it was really creepy..

Scary Yamagochi:
What? What do you mean creepy?? It simply said to go online at this hour and nothing else in mine. Did you get a different message??

Tsukki:
What?! You didn't get confessed to?!?

Scary Yamagochi:
A confession?!? Mine only said "Gather in the private thread at x:xx PM GMT +1 tomorrow, I have something really important to say.". There was no confession whatsoever! Creepy!!

Tsukki:
I know right.. Well, it's probably harmless anyway, I hope..

Mugiwarui:
GOD DAMMIT!! MAKE HIM STOP!!! HE'S SPAMMING MY PROFILE WITH THAT DAMN PICTURE!! HELP ME!!

Scary Yamagochi:
Woah, woah easy! He's spamming your profile??

Tsukki:
Hi Mugiwarui!

Mugiwarui:
Yeah! I'm going f*cking insane over here!
Oh and hi Tsukki!

Grandma Lawless:
Hey guys!:hey: What's up?

Mugiwarui:
Caleyburn is spamming me with his nude pictures!! Tell him to stop!! Please, I'm begging you!

Tsukki:
Hi Lawless!xd

Scary Yamagochi:
Hi!

Grandma Lawless:
Oh he's at it again isn't he, just give me a moment, I'll *cough*snap his weewee in half*cough*.. talk to him.

. . .

Scary Yamagochi:
What happened?..

Tsukki:
I think she's mad

Mugiwarui:
She better be! He's a smod, they don't go around and use nude pictures in their signatures!!

Caleyburn:
Uhm.. Hey guys, I'm baaaack~ haha.... Ok, here I go.
I'm a lowlife rat living in the sewers and I'm wasting earth's oxygen by just breathing, please forgive me for dirtying your minds with my ugly body. I wish I was reborn as a water fleaU_U..

Grandma Lawless:
Good boy!

. . .

Scary Yamagochi:
WAIT, WAIT WHAT?!?! Why the hell is he so depressed?!?!

Grandma Lawless:
You're better of not knowing, ok?

Scary Yamagochi:
No, I want to know! What did you tell him?!?!

Grandma Lawless:
Are you sure you want to know?

Mugiwarui:
Scary, I don't think that's a good idea..

Scary Yamagochi:
No, I'm sure of it! please tell me!

Grandma Lawless:
Check your PM inbox then

. . .

Tsukki:
What happened??

Scary Yamagochi:
H-Hey g-g-guys~ I-I'm b-back and wanted to tell you s-something!
Ok, here I go..
I'm sorry for wasting so much space in the NB servers with my uselessly pathetic posts. I'm sorry for being nosy, I should start using my nose for breathing out more oxygen instead of carbon dioxide..

Grandma Lawless:
Good boy!

Mugiwarui:
Woah what the f*ck?!?! What did you do to them?!?!

Grandma Lawless:
You're better of not knowing.

Mugiwarui:
R-Right.. Thanks for dealing with Caleyburn btw..

Grandma Lawless:
It was my pleasure entirely!

Size:
GET ON WITH THE F*CKING TOPIC ALREADY!! Who sent that message?!

Scorpions:
It was I:noc:

Mugiwarui:

Scary Yamagochi:

Tsukki:

Grandma Lawless:
Hi Size!

Caleyburn:
U_U

Size:

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End of Prologue​

Whew! A bit longer than I had intended, but that's it for the prologue, the online talking will continue in the first actual chapter, and much will be revealed! Hope you enjoyed it!

Edit: Yeah, I noticed my fail in the title-_-..

Edit#2. Oh! I almost forgot! Well, since I did indeed write another ff, it is only right of me to post a link of it! What? You think I'm blowing my own horn here?

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Edit#3: A list of the names behind the aliases:

Spoiler

Caleyburn:Caliburn
Scary Yamagochi:Scary Yamato
Mugiwarui:Mugiwara
Tsukki:Tsuchi
Grandma Lawless:Lawliet
Size:Zise
Scorpions:Scorps

 

[itachiEMS]

Whoa.

 

[UchihaBrat]

Whoa.

Yeah O_O

 

[Skeletor]

That was nice...though I didnt fully get what happened in the last conversation....

 

[UchihaBrat]

That was nice...though I didnt fully get what happened in the last conversation....

Can you be a bit more specific?

 

[Skeletor]

Can you be a bit more specific?

Oh sorry...i read a line wrongly...my bad....its fine now

 

[UchihaBrat]

Oh sorry...i read a line wrongly...my bad....its fine now

Aha!xd Ok! Thank you for reading it!

 

[ANNEDAX]

The officials scare me. They are always closing my threads. Hey! Wont yo get in trouble for making a fanfic about them?

 

[itachiEMS]

I just observed. Why are the names of the officials different. I mean wasn't Caleyburn supposed to be Caliburn?

 

[UchihaBrat]

The officials scare me. They are always closing my threads. Hey! Wont yo get in trouble for making a fanfic about them?

Of course not! I already wrote one way back! As long as you don't break any rules it's ok ;D

@itachiEMS. Great observation! It's because I'm making a parody and I don't want the names to be too apparent. *cough*yes, Caleyburn is Caliburn 8D*cough*

Edit: I'll add a list of the different aliases and their corresponding handle names to the OP.

 

[itachiEMS]

Of course not! I already wrote one way back! As long as you don't break any rules it's ok ;D

@itachiEMS. Great observation! It's because I'm making a parody and I don't want the names to be too apparent. *cough*yes, Caleyburn is Caliburn 8D*cough*

Oh I get it xd
Hope you don't get into any trouble though.

 

[ANNEDAX]

Of course not! I already wrote one way back! As long as you don't break any rules it's ok ;D

@itachiEMS. Great observation! It's because I'm making a parody and I don't want the names to be too apparent. *cough*yes, Caleyburn is Caliburn 8D*cough*

Edit: I'll add a list of the different aliases and their corresponding handle names to the OP.

they still scare me

 

[itachiEMS]

they still scare me

They intimidate me too

 

[UchihaBrat]

Oh I get it xd
Hope you don't get into any trouble though.

Oh I won't!xd Thank you for worrying though~

they still scare me

They intimidate me too

What's up with you two??xd Why are they so scary??

 

[ANNEDAX]

Oh I won't!xd Thank you for worrying though~





What's up with you two??xd Why are they so scary??

I don't really know. Maybe it's because of their bold-letterd colored usernames. Lol.

 

[UchihaBrat]

I don't really know. Maybe it's because of their bold-letterd colored usernames. Lol.

Makes sense!

 

[ANNEDAX]

Makes sense!

it does?

 

[UchihaBrat]

it does?

Yeah, you learn that people here on the base with bold as well as coloured names could mean trouble, but then again, if you didn't do anything bad, you have no reason to be scared, unless the mods suddenly become corrupted! O,O