The Offline Meeting ~ Prologue(sort off)

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I won't make any long introductions on this one. I'll simply be writing a fanfic. It will be a parody based on *cough*the staff members 'cause it's funny using them in ffs!*cough* cheese.
I'm using the same aliases as used in my earlier ff(it isn't finished yet, just a bit of a motivational problem:ghehe:) and you'll be able to easily guess them ;D
About this ff: As the title suggests there is to be an offline meeting between cheese*, the reason being what you'll read about, so please read until the end.
Also, notice that this is a fanfiction, which means I'll be making lots of things up ;d

Note:the ff is due to some minor changes, for typos etc.


The Offline Meeting


In the private thread for staff members:
Caleyburn:
Hey Yamagochi, are you there?
Scary Yamagochi:
Yeah?
Caleyburn:
What do you think about my new signature??=DD
Scary Yamagochi:
It's.. Uhm.. Nice.
Caleyburn:
I know right?! I was trying to go for a natural look, but at the same time also try to give off a manly aura, do think I pulled it off?
Scary Yamagochi:
Dude, your sig is a picture of you standing naked on a cliff by the ocean facing the setting sun, you're breaking the forum rules..
Caleyburn:
Yes?=DD
Scary Yamagochi:
.. I wish I could have such an awesome sig!!=DD
Caleyburn:
I know right?!! =DD But you can't have it!(Lol!xd)
. . .

Mugiwarui:
Hey guys, what's up?
Scary Yamagochi:
Finally!
Did you see Caleyburn's sig?? He's breaking the rules and he's a freaking smod!!
Mugiwarui:
What si- ... OH GOD WHAT THE HELL?!?! MY EYES!!
Change it! Now!
Caleyburn:
You like it?? Awesome, yeah?:D
Mugiwarui:
Awesome?!? Why would I like seeing you *ss every time I look at your sig?! Change it!
Caleyburn:
What?!:eek: You're so mean!:mad: I had so much trouble getting to that spot in time and strike a good pose before the self-timer went off on the kamera! I'll make you like it!!
Mugiwarui:
What do I care?! You're breaking the rules and you're a god damn smod!
Scary Yamagochi:
Hey guys chill, it's not like anyone noticed yet..
. . .

Scary Yamagochi:
Hello? Are you there??
Tsukki:
Yes? Hi btw!:p
Scary Yamagochi:
Oh! No, not you, I was talking to Mugiwarui and Caleyburn just a moment ago, but they vanished!
Well, hi anyways!:p
Tsukki:
Hahah! Ok, so why are we all here today?
Scary Yamagochi:
I don't know, someone among the staff members sent an anonymous PM about having something important to say and that we should be online at this time today to hear what he/she had to say.. Do you know anything more than this??
Tsukki:
Oh, so you also got that message?? I thought I was the only one!xd
I don't know much more than that it was really creepy..
Scary Yamagochi:
What? What do you mean creepy?? It simply said to go online at this hour and nothing else in mine. Did you get a different message??
Tsukki:
What?! You didn't get confessed to?!?:eek:
Scary Yamagochi:
A confession?!? Mine only said "Gather in the private thread at x:xx PM GMT +1 tomorrow, I have something really important to say.". There was no confession whatsoever! Creepy!!
Tsukki:
I know right.. Well, it's probably harmless anyway, I hope..
Mugiwarui:
GOD DAMMIT!! MAKE HIM STOP!!! HE'S SPAMMING MY PROFILE WITH THAT DAMN PICTURE!! HELP ME!!
Scary Yamagochi:
Woah, woah easy! He's spamming your profile??
Tsukki:
Hi Mugiwarui!:p:p
Mugiwarui:
Yeah! I'm going f*cking insane over here!
Oh and hi Tsukki!:p
Grandma Lawless:
Hey guys!:hey: What's up?
Mugiwarui:
Caleyburn is spamming me with his nude pictures!! Tell him to stop!! Please, I'm begging you!
Tsukki:
Hi Lawless!xd
Scary Yamagochi:
Hi!:)
Grandma Lawless:
Oh he's at it again isn't he, just give me a moment, I'll *cough*snap his weewee in half*cough*.. talk to him.
. . .

Scary Yamagochi:
What happened?..
Tsukki:
I think she's mad:(
Mugiwarui:
She better be! He's a smod, they don't go around and use nude pictures in their signatures!!
Caleyburn:
Uhm.. Hey guys, I'm baaaack~ haha.... Ok, here I go.
I'm a lowlife rat living in the sewers and I'm wasting earth's oxygen by just breathing, please forgive me for dirtying your minds with my ugly body. I wish I was reborn as a water fleaU_U..
Grandma Lawless:
Good boy!:eek:
. . .

Scary Yamagochi:
WAIT, WAIT WHAT?!?! Why the hell is he so depressed?!?!
Grandma Lawless:
You're better of not knowing, ok?:p
Scary Yamagochi:
No, I want to know! What did you tell him?!?!
Grandma Lawless:
Are you sure you want to know?
Mugiwarui:
Scary, I don't think that's a good idea..
Scary Yamagochi:
No, I'm sure of it! please tell me!
Grandma Lawless:
Check your PM inbox then:p
. . .

Tsukki:
What happened??
Scary Yamagochi:
H-Hey g-g-guys~ I-I'm b-back and wanted to tell you s-something!
Ok, here I go..
I'm sorry for wasting so much space in the NB servers with my uselessly pathetic posts. I'm sorry for being nosy, I should start using my nose for breathing out more oxygen instead of carbon dioxide..
Grandma Lawless:
Good boy!:p
Mugiwarui:
Woah what the f*ck?!?! What did you do to them?!?!
Grandma Lawless:
You're better of not knowing.:)
Mugiwarui:
R-Right.. Thanks for dealing with Caleyburn btw..
Grandma Lawless:
It was my pleasure entirely!;)
Size:
GET ON WITH THE F*CKING TOPIC ALREADY!! Who sent that message?!
Scorpions:
It was I:noc:
Mugiwarui:
:eek:
Scary Yamagochi:
:eek:
Grandma Lawless:
Hi Size!:)
Caleyburn:
U_U
Size:
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End of Prologue

Whew! A bit longer than I had intended, but that's it for the prologue, the online talking will continue in the first actual chapter, and much will be revealed! Hope you enjoyed it!

Edit: Yeah, I noticed my fail in the title-_-..

Edit#2. Oh! I almost forgot! Well, since I did indeed write another ff, it is only right of me to post a link of it! What? You think I'm blowing my own horn here?:rolleyes:


Edit#3: A list of the names behind the aliases:
Caleyburn:Caliburn
Scary Yamagochi:Scary Yamato
Mugiwarui:Mugiwara
Tsukki:Tsuchi
Grandma Lawless:Lawliet
Size:Zise
Scorpions:Scorps
 
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The officials scare me. They are always closing my threads. Hey! Wont yo get in trouble for making a fanfic about them?
Of course not! I already wrote one way back! As long as you don't break any rules it's ok ;D

@itachiEMS. Great observation! It's because I'm making a parody and I don't want the names to be too apparent. *cough*yes, Caleyburn is Caliburn 8D*cough*

Edit: I'll add a list of the different aliases and their corresponding handle names to the OP.
 
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Of course not! I already wrote one way back! As long as you don't break any rules it's ok ;D

@itachiEMS. Great observation! It's because I'm making a parody and I don't want the names to be too apparent. *cough*yes, Caleyburn is Caliburn 8D*cough*
Oh I get it xd
Hope you don't get into any trouble though.
 

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Of course not! I already wrote one way back! As long as you don't break any rules it's ok ;D

@itachiEMS. Great observation! It's because I'm making a parody and I don't want the names to be too apparent. *cough*yes, Caleyburn is Caliburn 8D*cough*

Edit: I'll add a list of the different aliases and their corresponding handle names to the OP.
they still scare me
 
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