The Twelve Olympians
Bishamon: Feel the wrath of the War God.
Zanji stumbled backward. Just as Bishamon drew his war blades, ready to attack, something happened.
Bishamon: *farts* O_O
Zanji: ……………….
Bishamon: O_O
The ground stopped shaking and the bits of rock that had rose from the ground fell back to the floor.
Zanji: Are you kidding me?
Bishamon: *thinks to self* Damn those cirrocumulus burritos.
Zanji: Die!
Zanji withdrew an eerie-looking blade from his side pocket on his robe. It was curved, sharp, and deadly-looking. It has stains of blood on its tip and the blade shined brightly in the face of the fire of the Underworld. Zanji swung left at Bishamon. Bishamon ducked and cut Zanji with his war blades.
Zanji: Arghhh!!!!
Bishamon: You think you can beat the war god in combat? Ha.
Zanji: Shut your mouth Bishamon. You can’t defeat the Lord of the Dead.
Bishamon: *jumps into the air with bow and arrow ready* Die Zanji! *shoots arrows at Zanji*
Zanji: Hmph.
Zanji held his hand up and then balled his hand into a fist. At that very moment, the arrows that were flying towards Zanji suddenly stopped, turned around, and struck Bishamon in his vital areas. Bishamon grunted when he landed on the ground. Zanji walked toward him, and as he was about to kick him, Bishamon quickly pulled out a knife and impaled Zanji’s foot.
Zanji: *knife goes through foot* Damn!! Why you!
Bishamon: L, get out of here, now!!
L: O_O okay.
L ran as fast as he could to escape the Underworld, but soon Sakura caught up to him.
Sakura: You have denied your fate. Therefore, fate will deny you your freedom.
Sakura held a ball of yarn in her hand and twisted a portion of the thread. L screamed in pain and tried to run, but he couldn’t. His left leg was broken!
Sakura: How lucky you are that I don’t have the scissors with me. *crushes a piece of string between fingers*
L: AH!!
L tried to limp to the Underworld exit, his left leg now broken and his right arm crushed. Sakura began to pull on thread, and L’s body began to feel pulled. His arms and legs felt like they were being ripped off. Then, it stopped.
L: What the…..?
Roku: You’re impossible, you know that.
Roku had punched Sakura into the wall, stopping her tormenting L. Zanji looked up and saw Roku saving L. He bolted a dark fireball in Bishamon’s face, but just in time, Bishamon got up quickly and sent Zanji flying for 50 meters with a punch and a kick.
Roku: Come on, Bisha!
Bishamon: Hold on
Bishamon and Roku both carried L quickly out of the Underworld. Outside was Roku’s chariot, waiting for them. They got onto the chariot and flew up to Olympus where they rested for the day.
THE NEXT DAY
Olympus was silent that morning. Most of the Gods were asleep. At the brink of Olympus, BiBi sat, watching over the mortal world.
BiBi: *sigh*
Jessie: How are you today, BiBi
Jessie was the Goddess of Marriage and motherhood.
BiBi: Hi Jessie.
Jessie: So, what’re you up to today? ^^
BiBi: Not much. Just making people fall in love.
BiBi shot a love arrow at Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
BiBi: Yes. I got them. Hehe *smirks*
Jessie: That’s nice. By the way, is Grimmjow still here?
BiBi: I think so. Let’s see him off before he leaves.
So, Jessie and BiBi went off to the house that Grimmjow was staying in, and soon they came across Ragnaroc, but the alarms went off suddenly. They screamed, “Mortal, Mortal!!” Rag, Jessie, and BiBi ran to the gates. There, they met the God of Dreams, Sasuke.
Mortal: But I journeyed all this way to get into Olympus. It took me 30 long days of harsh weather and conditions to get here.
Sasuke: Too bad. You should know, that only those with invitations are allowed into Olympus.
Ragnaroc: What’s going on?
BiBi looked into the mortal’s eyes. She then realized that he was not a mortal at all; he was Blade, Zanji’s minion. However, BiBi said nothing.
Blade: Can’t you at least deliver my message to Blondie?
At that moment, Blondie appeared behind Blade outside of the gates.
Blondie: And what would that message be?
Blade was speechless. His body was not moving. When he looked into Blondie’s eyes, he saw things beyond reason. Battle. Conflict and Peace both fighting. There was bloodshed everywhere. Then, Blade’s eyes turned inside-out. BiBi positioned her hand through the gate and pushed Blade off of Mount Olympus. Blade fell speechlessly.
BiBi: Well, that’s-that I guess.
Meanwhile, at the House of Olympus, L awakened, covered in bandages. Misa was sitting by L, comforting him. Roku came through his door, holding a lyre and he summoned a piano. L stared at him oddly. Roku stood silent, sat in a chair, and started playing the piano and lyre. A beautiful song came out of it. L felt refreshed. His bandages came off of him, revealing all of his wounds to be gone.
Roku: I should’ve been here earlier, but I had an important matter to discuss with Madara.
Madara walked in with Bishamon, who had completely recovered from his wounds.
Misa: What’s wrong with L? I can’t sense any trace of divine energy in him.
Bishamon: *sigh* Zanji sure is a clever one. After all, who manages to create a mortality potion.
Madara: Well, it was actually Grimmjow who made it when he was the Underworld King, 300 years ago.
L: What’re you talking about? What’s going on?
Roku: L, when Blade and Obito stuffed the potion down your throat, it might’ve made you weaker in a sense.
L: What kind of sense?
Roku: Well, the potion….umm….
Madara: L, you’re mortal.
L: W-what?
Madara: You’ve lost your godly powers.
Bishamon: Do you remember anything at all?
L: N-No.
Roku: *sigh* Oh boy.
L: Impossible. I don’t believe this!
L got out of his bed impatiently and tried running, only to go at the speed of a mortal human. Then, L ran outside the house. He kept running and Roku, Misa, Madara, and Bishamon followed. L approached the edge of Olympus, ready to jump.
Misa: L, don’t do this.
But Misa was too late. L dove off the edge of Olympus, pummeling towards the ground hoping to fly.
Bishamon: Oh my god. *sigh*
Madara: Roku.
Roku: Fine, fine. I’ll go.
Madara: It’s best for L. After all, you are the fastest one among the four of us.
Roku: Ok. *leaps off of Olympus*
Madara: Please, make it in time.
Madara mended the sky to speed up Roku’s leap. He then threw Roku a thunderbolt which Roku caught. Roku heaved the bolt of thunder unwards, giving him more speed. He soon caught up to L, who was 500 meters from the ground. Roku’s hand reached out toward L. People were staring at the sky in awe, marveling the two unknown falling objects. Roku’s hand caught L’s leg, and in a flash of yellow light, they both disappeared.
Elsewhere, Elias navigated through a dark room. His hand lit a fire to light his path. Elias came across 3 dark figures which had leathery wings the size of their bodies. They were roughly as tall as Elias and they asked him a question…
Figures: Are you here to kill us?
Elias: Sure. Why not. *smirk* You Harpies are a big threat to my plan.
Harpies: Then die!
But the harpies were slow at attacking. They weren’t fit to fight a god. Elias held his fireball up and it turned dark-red. He threw it at a curtain, lighting up the entire room. Blades of fire formed in Elias’s hands and he severed the Harpies’ heads. Blood dripped endlessly from their necks which had been cut off.
Elias: Phase 1 complete. Now it’s on to phase 2. Kill………………..
Scene changes to Haku sitting by a pond at midnight.
Haku: So it's that time again. U_U I wonder if things will be different this time.
Haku gets up holding a very long sword (about 10 feet), walking towards the gate of Olympus.
End of Chapter 3
Bishamon: Feel the wrath of the War God.
Zanji stumbled backward. Just as Bishamon drew his war blades, ready to attack, something happened.
Bishamon: *farts* O_O
Zanji: ……………….
Bishamon: O_O
The ground stopped shaking and the bits of rock that had rose from the ground fell back to the floor.
Zanji: Are you kidding me?
Bishamon: *thinks to self* Damn those cirrocumulus burritos.
Zanji: Die!
Zanji withdrew an eerie-looking blade from his side pocket on his robe. It was curved, sharp, and deadly-looking. It has stains of blood on its tip and the blade shined brightly in the face of the fire of the Underworld. Zanji swung left at Bishamon. Bishamon ducked and cut Zanji with his war blades.
Zanji: Arghhh!!!!
Bishamon: You think you can beat the war god in combat? Ha.
Zanji: Shut your mouth Bishamon. You can’t defeat the Lord of the Dead.
Bishamon: *jumps into the air with bow and arrow ready* Die Zanji! *shoots arrows at Zanji*
Zanji: Hmph.
Zanji held his hand up and then balled his hand into a fist. At that very moment, the arrows that were flying towards Zanji suddenly stopped, turned around, and struck Bishamon in his vital areas. Bishamon grunted when he landed on the ground. Zanji walked toward him, and as he was about to kick him, Bishamon quickly pulled out a knife and impaled Zanji’s foot.
Zanji: *knife goes through foot* Damn!! Why you!
Bishamon: L, get out of here, now!!
L: O_O okay.
L ran as fast as he could to escape the Underworld, but soon Sakura caught up to him.
Sakura: You have denied your fate. Therefore, fate will deny you your freedom.
Sakura held a ball of yarn in her hand and twisted a portion of the thread. L screamed in pain and tried to run, but he couldn’t. His left leg was broken!
Sakura: How lucky you are that I don’t have the scissors with me. *crushes a piece of string between fingers*
L: AH!!
L tried to limp to the Underworld exit, his left leg now broken and his right arm crushed. Sakura began to pull on thread, and L’s body began to feel pulled. His arms and legs felt like they were being ripped off. Then, it stopped.
L: What the…..?
Roku: You’re impossible, you know that.
Roku had punched Sakura into the wall, stopping her tormenting L. Zanji looked up and saw Roku saving L. He bolted a dark fireball in Bishamon’s face, but just in time, Bishamon got up quickly and sent Zanji flying for 50 meters with a punch and a kick.
Roku: Come on, Bisha!
Bishamon: Hold on
Bishamon and Roku both carried L quickly out of the Underworld. Outside was Roku’s chariot, waiting for them. They got onto the chariot and flew up to Olympus where they rested for the day.
THE NEXT DAY
Olympus was silent that morning. Most of the Gods were asleep. At the brink of Olympus, BiBi sat, watching over the mortal world.
BiBi: *sigh*
Jessie: How are you today, BiBi
Jessie was the Goddess of Marriage and motherhood.
BiBi: Hi Jessie.
Jessie: So, what’re you up to today? ^^
BiBi: Not much. Just making people fall in love.
BiBi shot a love arrow at Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
BiBi: Yes. I got them. Hehe *smirks*
Jessie: That’s nice. By the way, is Grimmjow still here?
BiBi: I think so. Let’s see him off before he leaves.
So, Jessie and BiBi went off to the house that Grimmjow was staying in, and soon they came across Ragnaroc, but the alarms went off suddenly. They screamed, “Mortal, Mortal!!” Rag, Jessie, and BiBi ran to the gates. There, they met the God of Dreams, Sasuke.
Mortal: But I journeyed all this way to get into Olympus. It took me 30 long days of harsh weather and conditions to get here.
Sasuke: Too bad. You should know, that only those with invitations are allowed into Olympus.
Ragnaroc: What’s going on?
BiBi looked into the mortal’s eyes. She then realized that he was not a mortal at all; he was Blade, Zanji’s minion. However, BiBi said nothing.
Blade: Can’t you at least deliver my message to Blondie?
At that moment, Blondie appeared behind Blade outside of the gates.
Blondie: And what would that message be?
Blade was speechless. His body was not moving. When he looked into Blondie’s eyes, he saw things beyond reason. Battle. Conflict and Peace both fighting. There was bloodshed everywhere. Then, Blade’s eyes turned inside-out. BiBi positioned her hand through the gate and pushed Blade off of Mount Olympus. Blade fell speechlessly.
BiBi: Well, that’s-that I guess.
Meanwhile, at the House of Olympus, L awakened, covered in bandages. Misa was sitting by L, comforting him. Roku came through his door, holding a lyre and he summoned a piano. L stared at him oddly. Roku stood silent, sat in a chair, and started playing the piano and lyre. A beautiful song came out of it. L felt refreshed. His bandages came off of him, revealing all of his wounds to be gone.
Roku: I should’ve been here earlier, but I had an important matter to discuss with Madara.
Madara walked in with Bishamon, who had completely recovered from his wounds.
Misa: What’s wrong with L? I can’t sense any trace of divine energy in him.
Bishamon: *sigh* Zanji sure is a clever one. After all, who manages to create a mortality potion.
Madara: Well, it was actually Grimmjow who made it when he was the Underworld King, 300 years ago.
L: What’re you talking about? What’s going on?
Roku: L, when Blade and Obito stuffed the potion down your throat, it might’ve made you weaker in a sense.
L: What kind of sense?
Roku: Well, the potion….umm….
Madara: L, you’re mortal.
L: W-what?
Madara: You’ve lost your godly powers.
Bishamon: Do you remember anything at all?
L: N-No.
Roku: *sigh* Oh boy.
L: Impossible. I don’t believe this!
L got out of his bed impatiently and tried running, only to go at the speed of a mortal human. Then, L ran outside the house. He kept running and Roku, Misa, Madara, and Bishamon followed. L approached the edge of Olympus, ready to jump.
Misa: L, don’t do this.
But Misa was too late. L dove off the edge of Olympus, pummeling towards the ground hoping to fly.
Bishamon: Oh my god. *sigh*
Madara: Roku.
Roku: Fine, fine. I’ll go.
Madara: It’s best for L. After all, you are the fastest one among the four of us.
Roku: Ok. *leaps off of Olympus*
Madara: Please, make it in time.
Madara mended the sky to speed up Roku’s leap. He then threw Roku a thunderbolt which Roku caught. Roku heaved the bolt of thunder unwards, giving him more speed. He soon caught up to L, who was 500 meters from the ground. Roku’s hand reached out toward L. People were staring at the sky in awe, marveling the two unknown falling objects. Roku’s hand caught L’s leg, and in a flash of yellow light, they both disappeared.
Elsewhere, Elias navigated through a dark room. His hand lit a fire to light his path. Elias came across 3 dark figures which had leathery wings the size of their bodies. They were roughly as tall as Elias and they asked him a question…
Figures: Are you here to kill us?
Elias: Sure. Why not. *smirk* You Harpies are a big threat to my plan.
Harpies: Then die!
But the harpies were slow at attacking. They weren’t fit to fight a god. Elias held his fireball up and it turned dark-red. He threw it at a curtain, lighting up the entire room. Blades of fire formed in Elias’s hands and he severed the Harpies’ heads. Blood dripped endlessly from their necks which had been cut off.
Elias: Phase 1 complete. Now it’s on to phase 2. Kill………………..
Scene changes to Haku sitting by a pond at midnight.
Haku: So it's that time again. U_U I wonder if things will be different this time.
Haku gets up holding a very long sword (about 10 feet), walking towards the gate of Olympus.
End of Chapter 3
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