Freestyle Rap Battle V.2

[ReXii]

Darui its a shame man cause i can see you tryin
But the Bull you spouting i just cant be buying
You want somebody to come at you like you got the heart of a lion
Switch it
I drop a 16 and you wont want to ride again
Yeah the sins got a big crew but take it to the arena ill drop like nine of them
Fakes i aint got time for them snakes
Like i said i aint got time for them i roll with the new gen im from the ninetys
Im dirtier like standing at a window perving on your nanny in a nighty..

First time might be awful
But cometh at me

 

[ZK]

Hey, Hows it going? what it do? how ya been?
This thread's kinda dusty, we should take it for a spin?
Lets see if people still got rythm like they did back then.
So gather all the rappers, go ahead and call your friends.

Since no one has replied I'll keep this rhythm goin'.
I'll open up the floodgates, and keep my flow a flowin'
I'm really not suprised that people are not showing,
soon my shine will be so bright, the whole thread be glowin'

My flows be A capella, because the beat gets in the way,
half the time the rapers out there, dont have sh!t to say.
They'll hide behind a catchy beat and hope they get away,
with the fact that cant hold thier own if they get in a fray.

*switch the rhythm*

I cant carry this whole thread, some of you need to start posting,
Some body breathe some life in here, I can smell it decomposing,
You know what? screw it. I'll carry this whole thing on my shoulders.
I dont need you other rappers, when my rhymes can move boulders.

Yo you dusty ass senior why's it always you?
I kicked your ass last time, yo, that battle was through.
You've done the same shit for years gramps, it's time for something new.
But I don't care, beating you it gives me something to do.

Stop the faking little hustler, you pick kids from the station.
You give them candy in your van, it's an obvious relation.
But take a break from your internet hoe's, let me show you how it goes, cause even on double dose, you ain't gettin' nowhere close.

Is this the first round, man? Cuz I'm winnin' already.
Is that a tear in your eye? Want me to give you your teddy?
You're shakin' like your mom does, you said you were ready.
It's your chance now, bitch, I'll be nothin' but steady.

 

[Luther]

I've been good how about you?
Judging by your lyrics poorly I assume
You made me reply now this is where you die.


Open the flood gates and watch me come in
If you rap against me it's counted as a sin
You say you have shine? You are duller than a dime.
​

This is probably really whack so excuse me xD

hello mr croc,or mr pu...y i presume

btw i love the porn movie see you in the next one soon

or was it a gay flick,

men you were gagging one em

the were like five guys or was it 7 of them

heard about your boob job

finally got them fun bags

how they feeling >eventually the shits gonna sag

but he he h just enjoy your life

heard yu getting married to your man

men **** that i will murder you

slaughter you,in order too

show you how rich the f..ck i am

i tear your butt hole and leave the rest for em(boyfriends)

later aint wanna get in your your space

see you latter man you lazy a.. shit of disgrace​

 

[Crocodile]

hello mr croc,or mr pu...y i presume

btw i love the porn movie see you in the next one soon

or was it a gay flick,

men you were gagging one em

the were like five guys or was it 7 of them

heard about your boob job

finally got them fun bags

how they feeling >eventually the shits gonna sag

but he he h just enjoy your life

heard yu getting married to your man

men **** that i will murder you

slaughter you,in order too

show you how rich the f..ck i am

i tear your butt hole and leave the rest for em(boyfriends)

later aint wanna get in your your space

see you latter man you lazy a.. shit of disgrace​

I'd reply with something proper but the fact that you were watching a gay flick disturbs me.

 

[Luther]

I'd reply with something proper but the fact that you were watching a gay flick disturbs me.

So you do agree to being in the gay flick,but it,s all good man no hard intentions felt to ward you post your response. I'm going of later z.

 

[Crocodile]

So you do agree to being in the gay flick,but it,s all good man no hard intentions felt to ward you post your response. I'm going of later z.

Learn how to read please I never agreed to being in any sort of adult film.
Plus how would you know I was there If you've never seen me ?

 

[Uchiha Riyo]

Hey its lil Ryo and he dnt give a shit
Well we dnt care "Just throw em to Hells d!ck"
Hooty hoo, bitch i dnt give a f-ck
My rhymes cause trouble, like a marriage with no pre-nup

*changes beat*

The rappers I terrorize
The hoes i mesmorize
A flow, you betta find
Cuz u got no swagg, Kevin Federline

Im bored, and yes those was weak, but i cud gt better if somebody come at me.

Haha I don't rap much, I have swag though .

 

[Killahkels]

Haha I don't rap much, I have swag though .

fool ya fool

 

[Luther]

Learn how to read please I never agreed to being in any sort of adult film.
Plus how would you know I was there If you've never seen me ?

I can read your user name is crocodile(sarcasm)right still don,t see any reply

 

[Nyanmaru]

The cat's here
C'mon get yo beer
I suck at rapping
When they here it, they go flappin'

 

[Passion]

It is I, Passion, and I will crush you just to get some satisfaction.
You say you good, but I don't give a f*ck.
I'll even beat the Scarymod with my incredible luck.
I'm like the Chuck Norris of rappin', so you stand no chance.
Go back to your room and begin fappin'!
Just one passionate rhyme is enough to reduce into slime for a lifetime.
It hurts my eyes to see a parade of rapping noobs, so stand in line and I'll give each one of you some of my ass whoops

I know, that's right.
I am superior, and now I wish you good night.
*All noobs get KOed by my awesomeness*

 

[Wesobi]

It is I, Passion, and I will crush you just to get some satisfaction.
You say you good, but I don't give a f*ck.
I'll even beat the Scarymod with my incredible luck.
I'm like the Chuck Norris of rappin', so you stand no chance.
Go back to your room and begin fappin'!
Just one passionate rhyme is enough to reduce into slime for a lifetime.
It hurts my eyes to see a parade of rapping noobs, so stand in line and I'll give each one of you some of my ass whoops

I know, that's right.
I am superior, and now I wish you good night.
*All noobs get KOed by my awesomeness*

You smell like poo
I would know
I put my penor in that ass of you

 

[Uchiha Riyo]

Yo my name is Riyo
I'm such a filipino
When I get up you all get down
Cuz your life's a f****** kid's show.


That was bad

 

[Crocodile]

You smell like poo
I would know
I put my penor in that ass of you

I smell like poo it's true
I need a shower : (
I suck at rhyming
Oh yeah.

 

[ReXii]

Roses are red but they can also be white and pink
Violets are not in fact blue they are violet as the name states
I have OCD and my ryhming skills are not great either

 

[TheCheesasaurus]

It is I, Passion, and I will crush you just to get some satisfaction.
You say you good, but I don't give a f*ck.
I'll even beat the Scarymod with my incredible luck.
I'm like the Chuck Norris of rappin', so you stand no chance.
Go back to your room and begin fappin'!
Just one passionate rhyme is enough to reduce into slime for a lifetime.
It hurts my eyes to see a parade of rapping noobs, so stand in line and I'll give each one of you some of my ass whoops

I know, that's right.
I am superior, and now I wish you good night.
*All noobs get KOed by my awesomeness*

relying on luck? well then it is about to diminish
so you best give a fukk, this will be over in minutes
your skill's chin deep in nuts so you better focus
cause my last name is lee if your mr chuck norris
and the victor is me and everyone knows this
You know what death row is? cuz thats where your going
your last meal was babies and you got them by blowing

havent rapped in a while lol so my bars are a bit anorexic and rusty but its a good start i think. If this thread continues ill be very interested in participating. I started and lead most of the rap forums on the starcraft gaming websites.

 

[Luther]

I gwt high on weed. called that shit smoking

Girls love my d..ck cause they keep chocking

Nahm men you too small to under stand shit

so keep doping.my money piles is high..least we niggas hoppin

i end you,while i .... your mom

guess what you got a brother...yeah that my second son

Get it..well if you dont go ask your .mom

only thing that b...ch think about is swallowing this nigga cum

 

[ReXii]

Thunderbolt stop hassling me for training
Y u no stop Vming i can feel my soul draining
Seriously its doing my brain in
Ill train you some other time man im just saying
So please no more VM's and dont be hating

lol

 

[Luther]

Thunderbolt stop hassling me for training
Y u no stop Vming i can feel my soul draining
Seriously its doing my brain in
Ill train you some other time man im just saying
So please no more VM's and dont be hating

lol

Saying. man you practically promised a spot

now you saying that your busy and you can not

I mean what the issue

i ain,t no girls so i don,t need no tissue

But whats up with you?

Are you training me or not

Sorry for the vm but i really needed that training spot

 

[ReXii]

I have only 5 training slots
The newer RPers deserve those spots
I told you to wait but you did not
Now i see lots of VM's that drive me to smoke pot
Wait and be patient and you will get your shot