Women & The Rules...

[lswhyte123]

We always hear “THE RULES” from the Female side. Now here are “THE RULES” from the Male side... They are now Numbered.
1. Men are NOT mind readers. ...
2. Learn to work the toilet seat, you’re a big Girl, If it’s up, put it down. We need it UP, you need it DOWN, you don’t hear US complaining about you leaving it down.
3. Crying is BLACKMAIL.
4. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints DO NOT work! Strong hints DO NOT work! Obvious hints DO NOT work! JUST SAY IT!
5. YES and NO are perfectly acceptable answers to ALMOST every question.
6. Come to us with a problem ONLY if you want help solving it. That’s what we do, sympathy is what your friends are for.
7. Anything we said 6 Months ago is inadmissible in an Argument. In fact, ALL comments mean f**k all after a week!
8. If you think you are FAT, you probably are... DON’T ASK US!
9. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you angry, we meant the other one.
10. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, NOT BOTH. If you think you already know best how to do it.. just do it yourself..
11. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say when the adverts are on..
12. Men see in only 16 colours. Peach, for example, is a fruit NOT a colour. We have NO idea what MAUVE is..
13. If it itches, it WILL be scratched. We do that...
14. If we ask what is wrong and you say “NOTHING” we will act like nothing is wrong. We know you are lying but it is not worth the hassle..
15. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear...
16. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely ANYTHING you wear will be fine...... REALLY!!
17. You have enough clothes.
18. You have too many pairs of shoes.
19. I am in shape...... ROUND is a shape.
20. Thank you for reading this: Yes... I know I have to sleep on the sofa tonight but did you know that we really don’t mind that? It’s just like camping......

 

[skoraxascended]

we maybe thinking some of those things but we close our mouths and nod our heads in fear

 

[lswhyte123]

we maybe thinking some of those things but we close our mouths and nod our heads in fear

Yeah, I know. I tried to argue a few points the other day with the lady. They can be bitches is all I'll say.

 

[LolaxXx]

I saw this years ago on google

 

[Jack Spicer]

Still funny :rofl: and mainly true.

 

[99minutes]

I agree with no. 1...

...oh wait :|

 

[lswhyte123]

I'm not claiming ownership of this epic rant. Just sharing it.

 

[Cassiopeia]

We always hear “THE RULES” from the Female side. Now here are “THE RULES” from the Male side... Please note, they are ALL numbered “1” ON PURPOSE.
1. Men are NOT mind readers. ...
2. Learn to work the toilet seat, you’re a big Girl, If it’s up, put it down. We need it UP, you need it DOWN, you don’t hear US complaining about you leaving it down.
3. Crying is BLACKMAIL.
4. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints DO NOT work! Strong hints DO NOT work! Obvious hints DO NOT work! JUST SAY IT!
5. YES and NO are perfectly acceptable answers to ALMOST every question.
6. Come to us with a problem ONLY if you want help solving it. That’s what we do, sympathy is what your friends are for.
7. Anything we said 6 Months ago is inadmissible in an Argument. In fact, ALL comments mean f**k all after a week!
8. If you think you are FAT, you probably are... DON’T ASK US!
9. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you angry, we meant the other one.
10. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, NOT BOTH. If you think you already know best how to do it.. just do it yourself..
11. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say when the adverts are on..
12. Men see in only 16 colours. Peach, for example, is a fruit NOT a colour. We have NO idea what MAUVE is..
13. If it itches, it WILL be scratched. We do that...
14. If we ask what is wrong and you say “NOTHING” we will act like nothing is wrong. We know you are lying but it is not worth the hassle..
15. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear...
16. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely ANYTHING you wear will be fine...... REALLY!!
17. You have enough clothes.
18. You have too many pairs of shoes.
19. I am in shape...... ROUND is a shape.
20. Thank you for reading this: Yes... I know I have to sleep on the sofa tonight but did you know that we really don’t mind that? It’s just like camping......

I re-numbered for the sake of making a response easier.
I agree with: 1,4(first part & last part), 5,9,10,14,15(totally).
3. crying is an exhaust valve. It cannot always be deterred.
7. not.
12. ok. now i know.
13. could U do it without being seen? (wash hands when contaminated)
16. I don't think so. Do girls who wear lose, baggy, men's clothing all the time really catch your eye?
21. U welcome.

 

[lswhyte123]

I re-numbered for the sake of making a response easier.
I agree with: 1,4(first part & last part), 5,9,10,14,15(totally).
3. crying is an exhaust valve. It cannot always be deterred.
7. not.
12. ok. now i know.
13. could U do it without being seen? (wash hands when contaminated)
16. I don't think so. Do girls who wear lose, baggy, men's clothing all the time really catch your eye?
21. U welcome.

Thanks you for being honest.

Also I do agree we could be cleaner regarding the scratching...sorry for men everywhere...

 

[Avani]

Ah time to be sexist again..

 

[Kikyo]

Ah time to be sexist again..

I believe so Tsuchi

 

[lswhyte123]

Ah time to be sexist again..

Okay. It's sexist is it?

Well I have a girlfriend and have lived with her for almost three years. All of these rules apply, very strongly. I have not met a single woman,bar some lesbians & very select women, who do not think this way.

It's like calling a black person black. It's not racist, it's an observation.

This isn't about sexism or hate towards women. It's about how men do get a hard time from women a lot of the time and we tend to take it in our stride or not notice it, until we're in a bad mood but have no idea why. I'm in a fortunate position, in that I know many women who catch themselves doing this stuff and try and act to make it better.
Sometimes you do need to have these points highlighted or stated to you before you can see that you do them.
As a woman yourself, If you think you have never done any of these things, then you are either lying or are a saint.

 

[EliteKakashi]

Both the male and female gender suck equally. Both are overly annoying(well, at times, at least) in the other's eyes. It'll never change.

 

[~Yubel~]

I´ll be honest, girls wear me out mentally and it´s gotten to the point where i just ignore their existance, some of them anyways.
I´ve become immune to bullshit especially when it comes to girls, i will interact with a girl but if i notice some patterns then i´m out!

 

[TouShIRO]

I think it doesn't apply to all womensxd

 

[Train]

I think it doesn't apply to all womensxd

^ Exactly.
This stuff is kind of stereotypical. There may be a germ of truth in it, but not everyone's like that.
Seriously.

 

['Toxic]

we maybe thinking some of those things but we close our mouths and nod our heads in fear

Amen, You said it..girls can be scary. specially because you cant just go beating a girl, it it was a man, you could shut him up by beating the living light out off him.
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I´ll be honest, girls wear me out mentally and it´s gotten to the point where i just ignore their existance, some of them anyways.
I've become immune to bullshit especially when it comes to girls, i will interact with a girl but if i notice some patterns then i´m out!

I agree with you to some extend because I cant ignore their existence! I love woman, I need them..I want them! otherwise I would be gay and that I AM NOT.​

Ah time to be sexist again..

Umm, it's not sexist, there just some points. He's just being real..plus girls can be very feminist as F*ck..like for reals yet we cant say anything because then we're burnt.
I don't hate women, I respect and love them but some of them can be A-holes as well as some guys can be.

 

[I Just Died]

I think men would date there own gender if the *** wasn't so complicated. ._.

 

[LikeItMuch]

Lmfao *fist bump* respect this brother.

Although 8 is a little harsh lol

 

[7PointOh]

If men had bewbs, we'd never leave the house.