How to get myself a woman.

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if you can't be you, then you will get no one. if she can't accept you for who you are, then she is not worth it. friends is a good start.
 

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But on NB there are lots of people with the same interests as me, irl those are hard to find..

only because you don't look. getting advice (on NB of all places) is useless when you don't go out in rl and apply it. and who says that to get along with someone you need to have the same interests? opposites attract...
 

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Tell her u have a big package, girls like big things
 

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you won't get a girlfriend until you stop searching for advice, especially at sites like narutobase
Can you really say that for certain? People here have been really helpful and given lots of good advice.

if you can't be you, then you will get no one. if she can't accept you for who you are, then she is not worth it. friends is a good start.
Suppose so.

only because you don't look. getting advice (on NB of all places) is useless when you don't go out in rl and apply it. and who says that to get along with someone you need to have the same interests? opposites attract...
Relationships does not necessarily adhere to physic laws, and indeed there is the need for the actual applying, otherwise I'd just be sitting here with all the knowledge.

@Ambriel: But big packages takes lots of space, hard drives are limited ya know~
 

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@Uchiha don't worry when you do it for love it just happens :D
 

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lol! u learned some amaziin things...:D ...u r gud 2 go!
 

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lol. pickup an interesting hobby or something.

I learned to play the piano. it takes my mind of girls and at the same time they often find it cool and wana learn themselves.

pick up cooking, get in touch with your feminine side(no homo), but most importantly just talk to them. like some pointed out, come off as friendly and make them feel comfortable. if things don't workout at least your friends, and maybe she"ll hook u up with her friend. networking bro.

if u cant find girls who are into anime, go to your local college, they should have an anime club. I joined and im still in highschool. or just hang out at the local bookshop or comic store. for me finding them is the hard part. ha

I feel like might make an update thread in a couple of weeks to check on your progress :)
 

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Can you really say that for certain? People here have been really helpful and given lots of good advice.

Suppose so.

Relationships does not necessarily adhere to physic laws, and indeed there is the need for the actual applying, otherwise I'd just be sitting here with all the knowledge.

@Ambriel: But big packages takes lots of space, hard drives are limited ya know~

You can get nets at an Army store or Ebay. You could get Chloroform on Ebay.
 

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@Uchiha don't worry when you do it for love it just happens :D
Hehe, I suppose:cool:

lol! u learned some amaziin things...:D ...u r gud 2 go!
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lol. pickup an interesting hobby or something.

I learned to play the piano. it takes my mind of girls and at the same time they often find it cool and wana learn themselves.

pick up cooking, get in touch with your feminine side(no homo), but most importantly just talk to them. like some pointed out, come off as friendly and make them feel comfortable. if things don't workout at least your friends, and maybe she"ll hook u up with her friend. networking bro.

if u cant find girls who are into anime, go to your local college, they should have an anime club. I joined and im still in highschool. or just hang out at the local bookshop or comic store. for me finding them is the hard part. ha

I feel like might make an update thread in a couple of weeks to check on your progress :)
I'm kinda into computers and I wouldn't mind learning how to play a Guzheng(koto in Japanese)~

I like cooking, I don't eat meat, so I have to prepare my meals by myself at times, the others in my famileh are carnivorous jerks.
I'm not in University yet, but I'll see if there are such groups there, might be good for making normal friends as well!

You can get nets at an Army store or Ebay. You could get Chloroform on Ebay.
Ok, but I kinda wanna do this covertly, so no one will know, otherwise they might take pre-emptive precautions, that's no good. Do you know if these places have some kind of 'anonymous use'?
 

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Step 1: Don't be something your not

Step 2: Don't be a bitch (over rules step 1 if it applies)

Step 3: Show her your soft side but also show her your a man by being a dickhead or cocky. (It's acceptable)

Step 4: Be nice and polite to ALL females (even if you are not interested because ugly girls have hot friends too lol)

Step 5: Don't be shallow

Good hunting xd
 

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Step 1: Don't be something your not

Step 2: Don't be a bitch (over rules step 1 if it applies)

Step 3: Show her your soft side but also show her your a man by being a dickhead or cocky. (It's acceptable)

Step 4: Be nice and polite to ALL females (even if you are not interested because ugly girls have hot friends too lol)

Step 5: Don't be shallow

Good hunting xd

heh? I've been advised not to be a dhead or cocky... Thanks anyway~
 

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Act like you do with your mates, joke around, show alot of confidence. Dont flirt.. unless your single. And best advice, dont go for one that you know is hard to get example my mother
 

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Hehe, I suppose:cool:

I like cooking, I don't eat meat, so I have to prepare my meals by myself at times, the others in my famileh are carnivorous jerks.
I'm not in University yet, but I'll see if there are such groups there, might be good for making normal friends as well!

Awesome I'm a vegan myself. Vegan power!!!! There you go you have something to share with a woman right there. Your culinary skills, a woman loves a man who can cook. Talk to them like how you would talk to your normal buddies or close friends. (which is not trying too hard to impress them and showing that you trust them with personal information). If the woman doesn't know much about cooking, you could teach her and show her a few things. That builds rapport and attraction too.

Not in University yet huh? So I'd say you're about 16-17? Don't stress to much about it kid you'll meet plenty of women in University. Trust me on this one. Though you WILL have to be the one to initiate the conversations. That is the role of the man, we lead the conversations.
 

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^^ He makes a very good point. If you stay friends with a girl afterwards she might be able to set you up.



o_O What kind of girls do you try and date? I agree that relationships don't always last that long, but the last dinner and a movie date my boyfriend and I went on cost us $35 at most o.o. Stop dating expensive girls.

Where in the world do you live Nicaragua? That's not the girl, that's called the economy. For a middle of the road restaurant about $30 bucks for both people, then movie tickets cost like $20, now if you want drinks and popcorn its gonna cost you another $15-20. Then you got to account for the gas it takes to pick up your girl and go to the location you want then drop her off and then drive home. Dates are expensive so I don't know if your boyfriend just tells you they are cheap so you don't feel bad about costing him all his money or what.
 

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Normally, I post serious and long responses to threads that involves serious questions. But...
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By the Eight, that was amusing.
 

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It depend on your race because races respond differently to style.
 

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If you're looking for an actual long term relationship just be yourself because it's exhausting keeping up an act forever.
 

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well your first problem is that you came to a naruto discussion board for relationship advice. you need to really take a good look at that.
 
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