How to get myself a woman.

[99minutes]

o.o. Honestly that's quite offensive. Not all girls are like that. And I apologize for the ones of my gender that are. :/.

It's true, though D:
I find it silly but I've seen it (and still seeing it) happen. Of course, I'd rather a woman look at my heart instead

There. Now accept my friend request >.<

 

[Jack Spicer]

Google the answer.

 

[UchihaBrat]

You don't do it for getting a woman xD
You do it for yourself. Get stronger. Bigger. You'll feel more confident.

Your choice, though. Plan B is to start up a great friendship with a girl you like, then slowly become her one and only

Well, that is probably why I would do it if I were to.

Hmmm, but I'm somewhat desperate for some lovin'.. jkjk, it's a good idea, but however do I meet someone I like?xd

Log out of NB.

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@Jack: I did, but all I get is some BS about '10 ways to..' and '5 fastest ways...':|

 

[99minutes]

Google the answer.

Lmao xD Look at the last one!!

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[UchihaBrat]

Lmao xD Look at the last one!!

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Well, that is probably why I would do it if I were to.

Hmmm, but I'm somewhat desperate for some lovin'.. jkjk, it's a good idea, but however do I meet someone I like?xd


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@Jack: I did, but all I get is some BS about '10 ways to..' and '5 fastest ways...':|

O________________________...O ←eye rolls off.

Well, don't you have anyone in your college or something?

 

[UchihaBrat]

O________________________...O ←eye rolls off.

Well, don't you have anyone in your college or something?

I've only been there for a week and the teacher is male, so I can't get together with him, or rather, I'm straight.

 

[Zerabitu]

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It is you who needs to get out. The girls don't crawl out from the screen like in the movies, they exist outside the house. Of course, you can always lend your dad's blow up doll.

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[99minutes]

I've only been there for a week and the teacher is male, so I can't get together with him, or rather, I'm straight.

...Are you the only person in your class?! :|
LOL I'm sure there are other students, too, right? xD

Choose someone. Anyone. Someone you might like.
Or give it sometime, get to know some people; there, it'll pop up... hopefully.

 

[Universal Enlightenment]

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Woah.. But it still doesn't help me get rid of my shyness..

:/ Well no I suppose not. But I'm sure you'd be surprised at the number of people that will approach you at conventions.

It's true, though D:
I find it silly but I've seen it (and still seeing it) happen. Of course, I'd rather a woman look at my heart instead

There. Now accept my friend request >.<

Yeah. I'm sowri some people suck.

Alright I will. I didn't even know you sent one until I was done replying to a VM o.o.

 

[UchihaBrat]

It is you who needs to get out of your house. The girls don't crawl out from the screen like in the movies. Of course, you can always lend your dad's blow up doll.

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Ah, this is more of a concrete contribution now isn't it?
Simply telling me to 'log out' is quite ambiguous.
Indeed girls do not crawl out of screens, they need to have some standards, otherwise men would think them to be quite desperate.
Well, since my mom is dead I suppose he does have one, so I can't argue against that, thanks.. thank you very much..

@99: There are some girls, but I can't say that I'm in school for girls, I'm quite interested in what is being taught by the teacher, so I don't concentrate on other stuff that much when in school.

@Xxmiku: I might visit sometime then, when I gather the courage to, thanks!

 

[99minutes]

:/ Well no I suppose not. But I'm sure you'd be surprised at the number of people that will approach you at conventions.



Yeah. I'm sowri some people suck.

Alright I will. I didn't even know you sent one until I was done replying to a VM o.o.

Your apology is accepted =DD
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[Xxmiku_loves_gaaraxX]

Your apology is accepted =DD
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o.o. I guess I could use some. I'm so sleepy. I need to do the dishes, but I have no motivation. >_<. I feel so lazy. We didn't go to bed last night until like 1am because I was at work until 10pm and then my hair had to dry after showering. And then I woke up at about 8 and couldn't get back to sleep. I finally got up with Matt when he got out of bed. *sighs* I hate being an adult.

 

[Xxmiku_loves_gaaraxX]

Ah, this is more of a concrete contribution now isn't it?
Simply telling me to 'log out' is quite ambiguous.
Indeed girls do not crawl out of screens, they need to have some standards, otherwise men would think them to be quite desperate.
Well, since my mom is dead I suppose he does have one, so I can't argue against that, thanks.. thank you very much..

@99: There are some girls, but I can't say that I'm in school for girls, I'm quite interested in what is being taught by the teacher, so I don't concentrate on other stuff that much when in school.

@Xxmiku: I might visit sometime then, when I gather the courage to, thanks!

You're welcome ^_^.

 

[UchihaBrat]

So, I just wait until I start liking someone??

 

[99minutes]

o.o. I guess I could use some. I'm so sleepy. I need to do the dishes, but I have no motivation. >_<. I feel so lazy. We didn't go to bed last night until like 1am because I was at work until 10pm and then my hair had to dry after showering. And then I woke up at about 8 and couldn't get back to sleep. I finally got up with Matt when he got out of bed. *sighs* I hate being an adult.

I like where this going o.o Please, do go on...
LOL kidding xD And don't you have a blow-dryer? xD

I slept at 4 yesterday. I was playing video-games working =DD

 

[7PointOh]

I said I don't believe in economy.
I don't like the idea of being hung up on a wall after my death.
My language skills aren't for show, but for communication.

@Xxmiku: What a good idea! Buuuuut, I'm kinda shy and if I ever went to a convention I'd probably die of moe-overload.

It's not what you don't believe in, it's what the woman you're trying to get with believes in. as for being hung and language skills, I don't think you understood the innuendo I posted.

And since you want some advice, here's something I posted a few days ago:

Tip for the the guys:
-If you ask a girl and she rejects you, you're in the same situation before you ask. Might as well go for it.

-Be you. But be a more confident you. Not dbag cocky, but don't be timid.

-Whether it's in the real world or the instanets, don't expect to hookup with Jessica Alba. You concentrate on the prettiest girl around, you won't notice the pretty cool ones that are already there. Keep your options open. Girls are everywhere.

-Getting a girl is easy. Keeping them is the hard part.

Bottom line is, if you don't throw a line out with some good bait, your never gonna catch any fish. If you stay on the shore, you'll never ride any waves.

 

[99minutes]

So, I just wait until I start liking someone??

That's the general idea.
Good luck.

Oh, and keep this tactic in mind. It never fails! ↓

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[Xxmiku_loves_gaaraxX]

I like where this going o.o Please, do go on...
LOL kidding xD And don't you have a blow-dryer? xD

I slept at 4 yesterday. I was playing video-games working =DD

XD Matt's my boyfriend. And I don't because blow-dryer's make my hair look like a poodle. I have naturally curly and overly frizzy hair.

o.o 4 am? Hahah so what you're saying is playing video games is your job? XD. I really have to start playing Arkham City or Pokemon again. @_@.