I Love You Nexy!
Dear readers,
Please note! No Pokemon, humans, or any other existent creature was injured by any means during the process. Any or all of the information in the fan fiction is entirely made-up. Facts, ages and so on, are all based on the state of mind. Therefore, I discourage the questioning of belief in this fan fiction. Thank you and enjoy.
The Author,
Taka
Taka
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Credits to Uchiha Minato
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Chapter One: Abroad for Adventure!
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A few years back, existed a young yet powerful man. His name, was Red! He sought friendship between our newest habitants here on planet earth. We call them, Pokemon! Pokemon are creatures of which have the powers to control some of the most unpredictable elements, and use these powers to battle. Battling is something all the young kids do nowadays. We call these youngsters, Pokemon Trainers. These trainers catch, befriend, and train Pokemon which they've successfully captured, and as well use them for battling other trainers to earn the title of "Pokemon Master", the most powerful trainer in all of this region, the Canpule region.
Now you may be wanting to know more about red, ey? Here's the story. Red was the Pokemon Master. Yep, the Pokemon Master! He ruled over all the other trainer in the Canpule region and stood final in the Elite Four, the four strongest trainers after Red. Red set out one day on a quest to stop the eruption of the most gruesome, the most petrifying Pokemon of all! Zeliora. To our loss, he never returned. Nobody has ever heard of him since. Some say he he's living, the others say dead.
And so the journey of Nexus begins!
-In a house-
Nexus: *Sigh* Another crappy day in this world with those numb headed aliens. I wonder what the hell I could do to make my days more exciting... Hey! Mom! Can I get a glass of water?
Mom: Nexy dear, forget about water, you need to get down here now! There's a mouse beneath the sink!
NEXUS
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***: Male
Pokemon: N/A
Pokedex Number: N/A
Badges: N/A
Other: "I'm not a freaking Pokemon trainer! You can walk the hell away, and stop asking for battles!"
Nexus takes his time making his way down the stairway. He takes a pokeball out of the drawer.
Mom: Wha! WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING ON DOING!? THAT'S THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE HELD A POKEBALL!
Nexus: Shut up... I'm going to throw this stupid capsule at that damned rat, and after that, I'm going to cut it open and experiment with it's insides. Then I'm going to fix it back up, and stab it until it's blood dries. After that, I'm going to hang it by the neck an fill it with candy. I'll bat it flat, and throw a party. I might even cook it up. Yes, I hate Pokemon. Now then, open it up...
As Nexus's mother reaches for the sink's cabnet, the doorbell rings...(The sound of the ultimate doorbell:
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) Nexus runs to door, hearing a man in panic.???: YOU! KID! YOU LOOK YOUNG, HOW OLD ARE YOU, 12?
Nexus: No I-
???: OK GREAT! YOU'RE YOUNG AND HANDSOME, SO DO ME A FAVOR PLEASE AND FOLLOW ME!
Nexus chases behind the retarded mad man...
-In the retarded mad man's laboratory-
Retarded Mad Man: So, I brought you here because I hear you kill Pokemon, therefore, kill this for me young sir! *Lifts a glass container, revealing a yellow alien creature with spiked black hair and human clothes on*
TAKACHU
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***: Pokemon
Trainer: N/A
Level: 1
Type: N/A
Other: Taka... CHUUUUU!
Nexus: *Nexus sweats and hesitates, he stares is awe* Takachu... Is it... is it really you? Don't tell me...you too!?
Retarded Mad Man: Kill it already! Go on!
Nexus: No... I-I can't! I was lying, I'm not a Pokemon slayer. I'll take him out of here, but I won't kill it.
Retarded Mad Man: UGH! Fine! If you won't, then I will!
Takachu: Taka...chu? Look kiddies, I ain't got all day, ya either behead me, or feel the wrath of my cuteness! *Flexes*
Retarded Mad Man: IT CAN... TALK!?
Nexus throws the pokeball he had previously at the show off Takachu. Takachu gets captured without hesitaion, and Nexus runs home faster than a rapidash!
Nexus: I CHOOSE YOU! TA- Wait, what on earth am I doing! Takachu thing, get out here!
Takachu spouts out from the pokeball
Takachu: You called me out? Who are you anyways?
Nexus: Yes I did. Usually, I'd kill any Pokemon I see. For some reason, when I saw you, I had a flashback... it was dark and blurry, but all I was able to hear was "Go! Takachu! Show 'em what you got!". I'm Nexus... terrible meeting you.
Takachu: Funny... All I heard was "Roar!" And... I saw myself without clothes... OH NO! IS THAT HOW I DIE! I'll be left out there, naked, freezing to the bone... OH Nexus! Don't let me freeze! Will you ever so take me into your care?
Nexus: I've already planned on doing so, so long as you piss in the toilet and sleep on the floor. You get food when I say so, no sneaking, and you are not allowed by any means to go downstairs. And by the way, I have a request for you already... There's a Pokemon under the sink, let's test your skills and scare it out! And um... I'm not doing that gay calling you out ritual...
Takachu: Sure thing, sounds great. You'll be surprised by what I can do!
Nexus makes his way downstairs first, making sure his mother isn't anywhere close, otherwise, she'd whack Takachu to death. Seeing she's not in sight, Nexus announces the coast clear. Takachu skips down the stairway, humming like child. Nexus points at the Sink's cabnet.
Nexus: In there... show me what you got!
Takachu: Sure thing Nexy!
An utter moment of silence, and the expression on Nexus's face drastically changes. WTH
Nexus: SINCE WHEN DID I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO CALL ME NEXY YOU LITTLE NUT HEAD! COME HERE, I'LL RIP YOU TO SHRE-!
Takachu: Hmph... Taaakaaa...CHUUUUUUUUUU!!!
The cabnet is suddenly struck with a powerful jolt of black lightning, and out pops an almost cooked up Ratata.
Ratata: Raaaa ta....... ta.... *Faints*
Nexus: *Staring in awe* So... this is the power of a pokemon...? What have I been missing out on! Now I can have a nicely cooked pokemon for dinner everyday! Takachu! You're the best oven pokemon ever!
Takachu: Really? I thought you wouldn't like a medium rare, Tihi!
Nexus: Hmm... Takachu, how would you like to be my... pokemon. I can use that black lightning of yours. For now at least. I still need to figure out what exactly caused that flashback.
Takachu:Ta Ka, Chu! I can't wait! This will be such an adventure!
And thus my friends, is how the adventure of the young Nexus had started. A young man, yet a passion for... well, cooked up pokemon I guess. Join us next time, as these two join up together, and begin they're journeys! Abroad an adventure!
Keep in mind, this first chapter is short because it is merely an introduction to the main plot of the soon to be chronicles. Thanks for reading!
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