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Writers: Sharingdork, Yard & Howard.
Note: This isn't a chapter that is cannon to this series of cases as it's just a Christmas special.
Note: This isn't a chapter that is cannon to this series of cases as it's just a Christmas special.
Setting: The court room where Yard, Pineapple, Howard and Zise are standing in the back, in front of their seats.
Nexus walks into the courtroom and sits down behind his podium. As soon as he sat down, everyone else did the same.
Nexus: Yard, why did you want us all here?
Yard: It's Christmas
Nexus: And so you decided to cut into my time away from you?
Yard: Yup, I even brought my pet spider.
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The spider hisses at Nexus.
Yard: His name is skittles
Nexus: O_O Why is his name skittles?
Yard: Because I see a rainbow inside of him. A rainbow of friendship U_U
Nexus: Riiight... Well I'm going to get out of here before I have to add another therapy session to my week.
Yard: But Nexus-San-Sama-Senpai-san-Sama-Kun..It's Christmas. I even decorated the tree.
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The tree bursts into flames from bad Christmas light wiring and Zise puts it out by throwing water onto it.
Nexus: Yeeaah, I'm just going to go.
Nexus begins walking to the door and suddenly the power goes out causing darkness to fill the court room and suddenly the lights come back on after a few seconds.
Nexus: What happened?
Howard: The lights probably went out from the bad wiring on the lights from that ghetto ass Christmas tree Yard put up.
Yard: Wait, wheres Pineapple?
Everyone looks around the court room and see's Pineapple with a knife in his chest.
Yard: PINEAPPLE NO!
Howard: PINEAPPLE? Yes please!
Howard turns to see Pineapple with the knife in his chest.
Howard: Oh crap- I mean PINAPPLE WHYYYYYYYYYYY? He was so young
Mig J.J. Quiksilver: And delicious.
Everyone just notices Mig begining to eat Pineapple.
Mig: What? I like Pineapples...
Yard: Seems someone wanted Pineapple Juice!
A drum beat plays in the background (bud-dum-dumm) the entire court then turns to Yard excluding Howard who is looking out the window at the snow falling. As everyone turns to Yard, the lights flicker out for a second.
Nexus: Yard, wtf?
Yard: Too spoon?
Howard: What the Fork Yard, Pinapple just got knifed!
Nexus: God damn it shut up you two before I stab you... Now I have to be here >_<
Yard: Hey, what happened to Mig?
No one but Yard takes notice of knife through both Mig and Pineapple's chests.
Yard: Heh... Shish Kebab...
Nexus: Enough, now we have a case and I'm putting Howard and Yard up as the suspects...
Howard and Yard: Why us?
Nexus: Cause if you go to jail I won't have to see you for a while.
As they talk Zise notices a crazed mad man in the coner rocking back and fourth near the Christmas tree.
Zise: Hey Nexus are you sure it wasn't that guy?
Nexus: NO! It was Howard and Yard...
Yard picks up a pencil and begins to speak to it.
Yard: What's that Mr. Pencil? You want me to kill everyone? You're right..They don't deserve to live..
Zise: What the hell is he doing?
Howard points to the crazed mad man.
Howard: Trying to out crazy that guy.
The lights turn off again and turn back on.
Yard: Wait, where's skittles?
Yard looks around the room and notice his pet spider is crushed.
Yard: SKITTLES! NO!!
Zise: See? If it was Yard why would he kill his own pet spider?
Yard: Why Skittles, why! I loved you Skittles, I loved you!
Nexus: I suppose so..but now there's rainbow all over the floor >_> Someone needs to clean this up.
The court room goes silent.
Nexus: I said someone needs to clean this up!
Zise: Pineapple is dead.
Nexus: And?
Zise: He was the janitor.
Nexus: Didn't we have two?
Zise: Yeah, the other was Mig.
Nexus: Damn it. Well Yard, you drive a hard bargin but I guess I will have to stay until this get's settled >_>
Hellsbadass appears in the court room.
Hells: Who drives it hard?
Nexus: Why is Hells here? Shouldn't he be raping DragonLord?
Hells: I got bored with that and came to give the new victim of this court a free golden shower for Christmas
Howard: Wait, what's a golden shower?
Yard: Well isn't it obvious? Just like baby showers, people shower you with gifts. Therefore a golden shower must be people showering you with gold. It's so simple. I myself have received golden showers many, many times from my grandpa. He would always give me gold coins from back when he used to collect them.
Howard: Oh I get it.
Nexus laughs a little.
Hells: It's a cold day in hell when Nexus actually laughs. O_O And I should know, cause I'm always hot.
Zise: You guys need to take this seriously! Every time the lights go out someone else dies!
The lights go out again.
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