In the middle of an ordinary summer morning we meet for the first time, a hobbit. Bilbo Baggins. He is confused and thinks about ideas on his new book.
Bilbo think "Hmm how shall i begin my book.. It should tell about a baby.. A living baby.. A burned baby"..
"no.. A science fiction.. A hell a Parody"..
Scene switches to Frodo Baggins leaning on a tree.
Meanwhile we still hear Bilbo's thoughts.
"Frodo that bastard shall sit under a tree, not to move one single meter under this whole book.. But then comes Gandalf and ruins it all..
Frodo starts to move. he runs down the road to find Gandalf, whisteling..
When they meet:
Frodo says: " Hello there"
Gandalfs ca ravan stops and he replies: " Yes, it is me who is Gandalf.. The Grey."
he takes a look on Frodo and says: "You look like something a walrus has squeezed back out"
He then starts to laugh..
Frodo makes a most retarded sound and yells: "HUG!!!", and jumps down on the seat next to Gandalf.
Gandalf says: "Get off my caravan you bastard
They continue down the road.
Then Gandalf says: " If you touch my pipe i will have to murder you.."
Frodo looks o n him and replies:"..But that's my pipe Gandalf..... I love my pipe...But you can have it.."
Gandalf laughs in relief.
Frodo suddenly stands up and says: "Good bye", and jumps off the caravan..
Gandalf says" Go to hell... It is my pipe.. I hope the bear takes him.."
"The caravan continues down the road".. Gandlaf is thinking to himself:
"i guess it is time for me to break in and steal some weed.. My stock is beginning to fade.."
Finally Gandalf finds his way to Bilbo. He enter the gate, and knocks on the door.
" He starts to knock on it, but there is no response.."
He thinks for himself: " My sense tells me here there is weed", and makes a slip with his tounge"..
He then enters, to find an empty house. He sits down at the fireplace and starts smoking..
At nightfall Gandalf hears Frodo, running towards the house..
Frodo bashes the door in and shouts"storm the cathedral"
In the hallway he finds a ring on the floor
He says: "Well look.. a contraction..Well Gandlaf is this yours?"
He closes in to Gandalf, and asks the same thing repeatedly
Gandalf finally replies"Hell NO!"
Gandalf stamps together a letter, gives it to Frodo and says:
"Here, post this to Bruno.."
Then he rushes towards the exit of the house and yells:" i must have weed!!!
Frodo looks suspicious on the letter and asks: "what's in here??"
Gandalf hastly replies: "WEED!!!"..
Frodo now looking even more suspicious asks: "Really?!"
Gandalf replies:"Hell no.. It is the dayli crosswords..."
Gandalf then exits the house..
Frodo thinks for himself: "Shall i really post this to Bruno?!"
He then also leaves, to the tavern. Where he meets up with his fellow hobbit. Frodo says:
"Hey, i've been thinking.. Why should i really post this to Bruno?.. Gimli??"
Sam replies:"..But i am Sam..."
The friends then goes separate ways. Frodo returns to Bilbos empty house.. To find his homework had blown out of the window... He then says: "Dastardly, my homework just got away.. Well i have secured my grade.. F(lowest grade..)"
While he stares at his blown out homework a hand closes in on him, from behind. It snatches hold of Frodo, and reveals Gandalf in the shadows..
He asks: "Have you posted the letter?"
Frodo says: "No.. I have it here somewhere.."
He finds it, Gandalf snatches it from his hand and puts it into and open fire..
Frodo asks:"What are you doing?!"
Gandalf says: " It doesen't matter.. I was wrong anyway.."
He then adds: "Do you get what this means?! You will be followed by the 34 robbers.."
And adds:"But they are just 9 actually..."
Frodo glazes retardedly on Gandalf and says: "i have to get out of here?!"
Gandalf replies: "Get out of my way!!"
Frodo asks: "Don't they hunt you aswell?"
Gandalf replies: "No.. i am retired..."
Frodo looks on him with a smile.. Suddenly a noice is heard from outside an open window. Gandalf says:"lick som floor dust!"
..Frodo gets down..
Gandalf approches the open window, and hears noices fromthe bushes outside the window.. In a quick discrete movement he jabs his staff on th unknown, and throws him up on the dining table..
Gandalf shouts: "DAMNIT you startled MEEEEEEE!!!
Bilbo think "Hmm how shall i begin my book.. It should tell about a baby.. A living baby.. A burned baby"..
"no.. A science fiction.. A hell a Parody"..
Scene switches to Frodo Baggins leaning on a tree.
Meanwhile we still hear Bilbo's thoughts.
"Frodo that bastard shall sit under a tree, not to move one single meter under this whole book.. But then comes Gandalf and ruins it all..
Frodo starts to move. he runs down the road to find Gandalf, whisteling..
When they meet:
Frodo says: " Hello there"
Gandalfs ca ravan stops and he replies: " Yes, it is me who is Gandalf.. The Grey."
he takes a look on Frodo and says: "You look like something a walrus has squeezed back out"
He then starts to laugh..
Frodo makes a most retarded sound and yells: "HUG!!!", and jumps down on the seat next to Gandalf.
Gandalf says: "Get off my caravan you bastard
They continue down the road.
Then Gandalf says: " If you touch my pipe i will have to murder you.."
Frodo looks o n him and replies:"..But that's my pipe Gandalf..... I love my pipe...But you can have it.."
Gandalf laughs in relief.
Frodo suddenly stands up and says: "Good bye", and jumps off the caravan..
Gandalf says" Go to hell... It is my pipe.. I hope the bear takes him.."
"The caravan continues down the road".. Gandlaf is thinking to himself:
"i guess it is time for me to break in and steal some weed.. My stock is beginning to fade.."
Finally Gandalf finds his way to Bilbo. He enter the gate, and knocks on the door.
" He starts to knock on it, but there is no response.."
He thinks for himself: " My sense tells me here there is weed", and makes a slip with his tounge"..
He then enters, to find an empty house. He sits down at the fireplace and starts smoking..
At nightfall Gandalf hears Frodo, running towards the house..
Frodo bashes the door in and shouts"storm the cathedral"
In the hallway he finds a ring on the floor
He says: "Well look.. a contraction..Well Gandlaf is this yours?"
He closes in to Gandalf, and asks the same thing repeatedly
Gandalf finally replies"Hell NO!"
Gandalf stamps together a letter, gives it to Frodo and says:
"Here, post this to Bruno.."
Then he rushes towards the exit of the house and yells:" i must have weed!!!
Frodo looks suspicious on the letter and asks: "what's in here??"
Gandalf hastly replies: "WEED!!!"..
Frodo now looking even more suspicious asks: "Really?!"
Gandalf replies:"Hell no.. It is the dayli crosswords..."
Gandalf then exits the house..
Frodo thinks for himself: "Shall i really post this to Bruno?!"
He then also leaves, to the tavern. Where he meets up with his fellow hobbit. Frodo says:
"Hey, i've been thinking.. Why should i really post this to Bruno?.. Gimli??"
Sam replies:"..But i am Sam..."
The friends then goes separate ways. Frodo returns to Bilbos empty house.. To find his homework had blown out of the window... He then says: "Dastardly, my homework just got away.. Well i have secured my grade.. F(lowest grade..)"
While he stares at his blown out homework a hand closes in on him, from behind. It snatches hold of Frodo, and reveals Gandalf in the shadows..
He asks: "Have you posted the letter?"
Frodo says: "No.. I have it here somewhere.."
He finds it, Gandalf snatches it from his hand and puts it into and open fire..
Frodo asks:"What are you doing?!"
Gandalf says: " It doesen't matter.. I was wrong anyway.."
He then adds: "Do you get what this means?! You will be followed by the 34 robbers.."
And adds:"But they are just 9 actually..."
Frodo glazes retardedly on Gandalf and says: "i have to get out of here?!"
Gandalf replies: "Get out of my way!!"
Frodo asks: "Don't they hunt you aswell?"
Gandalf replies: "No.. i am retired..."
Frodo looks on him with a smile.. Suddenly a noice is heard from outside an open window. Gandalf says:"lick som floor dust!"
..Frodo gets down..
Gandalf approches the open window, and hears noices fromthe bushes outside the window.. In a quick discrete movement he jabs his staff on th unknown, and throws him up on the dining table..
Gandalf shouts: "DAMNIT you startled MEEEEEEE!!!
