Ask Uchiha Itachi anything.

[x Kamui x]

i have two questions for you

are you a virgin

and why is it written on your profile that you are a genin?

 

[Swizzik]

Itachi would you do Tsunade in her old form?
Can you get it up(your weewee) due to your sickness?
What is your favorite food?
Was it really necessary to use tsukoyomi on Sasuke?
Do you think you can take Jiraiya?
Can the byakugan see through clothes?
Did you know Oro was scoping you during your kunai training session?

 

[andreuchiha]

why make this thread

 

[MangaPrincessOfPunk]

Oh Itachi, Itachi!

Does Kisame really have two dingalings?!

 

[Inoko]

Itachi, what is your plan to stop the edo tensei?

 

[Gingka Uzumaki]

Why won't you even respond to most of these questions?

(Because you are not really Itachi.)

(Were you confused about that, Fake Itachi?[)

 

[Jupiter]

where are all the answers?

 

[Inoko]

I ask all of the above

 

[Sterling Malory Archer]

Who invented bread?

 

[Inoko]

What is the meaning of life
How does an uchiha gain rinnegan

 

[zirx2]

are you gay?

 

[Username here]

Do you like rice??

 

[Solaris Vexius]

Why are u ugly?

 

[Uchiha Itachi In Person]

Why are u ugly?

Do you like me thats why your asking

 

[jd9393]

Do admit your brother is a whinny little b*tch and if you happen to see him what would you do?

 

[Uchiha Itachi In Person]

Do you like rice??

Yes i do.

are you gay?

Sorry but I'm not interested in males.

What is the meaning of life
How does an uchiha gain rinnegan

Don't search for the meaning of Life, but enjoy it, learn to improve yourself in all areas. Love but don't forget to spread it around your family comes first, those are just a few of what the meaning of Life is. The rest you'll discover on your path of Life

Rinnegan is a secret that i can't disclose

 

[Uchiha Itachi In Person]

Do admit your brother is a whinny little b*tch and if you happen to see him what would you do?

I'll firstly apologise for not being the brother he needed, then I'll say
"Let us Pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place"

 

[Uchiha Itachi In Person]

what is your last name that is Uchiha?

My last name is ******

Thats impressive you got a lot of those trick questions.
You really are the tenth bij- I mean Itachi .

Hey Itachi what was your most embarrassing moment in your enrollment with akatsuki? Pick from here: Kurenai, Shizune, Anko, or Fifth Mizukage? I would do Anko and you? Was it necessary for you to seal up Orochimaru?

Hmm m most embarrassing moment has to be when me & Michael Jackson hang out and he was making a move on a clone.
But from your list it has to be Anko
Reason i sealed Oro is cause he was starting piss me off, but cause i wanted Sasuke to be free from him altogether.

What is this?!?!?!? You are a genin trying to be me?!?!? How dare you insult me like that?!?!? I am a S-class ninja.... I am the REAL Itachi Uchiha

Your a lost clone.

will u be able to awaken the reningan like madara

No sorry i want be able.

y u go die in front of brother?

Yes Sasuke will be the last person i see and speak to.

i have two questions for you

are you a virgin

and why is it written on your profile that you are a genin?

No I'm not a virgin

Cause i just join Naruto Base why else.

Itachi would you do Tsunade in her old form?
Can you get it up(your weewee) due to your sickness?
What is your favorite food?
Was it really necessary to use tsukoyomi on Sasuke?
Do you think you can take Jiraiya?
Can the byakugan see through clothes?
Did you know Oro was scoping you during your kunai training session?

I'll do Tsunade anytime any place just give me the rubber.
I always get it up.
My favourite food has to be from Ramen Ichiraku: Tonkotsu ramen.
Yes it was very necessary to us Tsukoyomi on him.
I think i'll give him a few rounds.
I hope so I'm not sure.
Yes he was a very close to my clones.

why make this thread

So you can ask.

Oh Itachi, Itachi!

Does Kisame really have two dingalings?!

You should ask him.

Itachi, what is your plan to stop the edo tensei?

Wait and see your gonna love it.

Why won't you even respond to most of these questions?
Here's one

(Because you are not really Itachi.)

(Were you confused about that, Fake Itachi?[)

No i know how clones look like.

where are all the answers?

There two

 

[lubricati0n]

Do you wish to make love with Sasuke?

 

[Seffy]

What is the meaning of life
How does an uchiha gain rinnegan

The meaning of life is to live lol

What was it like to be an anbu captain? xd