Bishamon's and Elias's Trip to the Elemental Plateau

[BishamonSama]

*stands at the top of hokage mountain, waiting*

U_U

 

[Elias]

*appears next to bishamon*

 

[BishamonSama]

*appears next to bishamon*

Alright.

Now, take a look at Konoha in relation to this little mountain we're standing on. What do you see.

 

[Elias]

Alright.

Now, take a look at Konoha in relation to this little mountain we're standing on. What do you see.

leaves O_O

 

[BishamonSama]

Wrong. It's a valley. ^.^

And what's the opposite of a valley?

 

[Elias]

Wrong. It's a valley. ^.^

And what's the opposite of a valley?

mountains

 

[BishamonSama]

Wrong again, but close

A plataeu (a randomly-placed area of flat land that just sticks up out of nowhere)

Therefore, in accordance with my newly made-up, totally ridiculous theory of the conservation of relative height (lmao), stating that if you average up the height of all geological structures and use that number as "zero", then add up the heights of all geological structures relative to that average, you'll get 0 as an answer, on the other side of the world, near where the fire temple is, there is a plateau.

In other words, if we go underground through the center of the earth right here, there'll be the elemental plataeu on the other side.


Now, why do you think we're standing on a mountain right now?

 

[Elias]

Wrong again, but close

A plataeu (a randomly-placed area of flat land that just sticks up out of nowhere)

Therefore, in accordance with my newly made-up, totally ridiculous theory of the conservation of relative height (lmao), stating that if you average up the height of all geological structures and use that number as "zero", then add up the heights of all geological structures relative to that average, you'll get 0 as an answer, on the other side of the world, near where the fire temple is, there is a plateau.

In other words, if we go underground through the center of the earth right here, there'll be the elemental plataeu on the other side.


Now, why do you think we're standing on a mountain right now?

its earth. you need to be more simple with these things O_O

 

[BishamonSama]

its earth. you need to be more simple with these things O_O

We're standing on a mountain so we'll get to the other side without gravity overcoming us.

*grabs elias, and jumps off the side of the mountain*

*opens up a tunnel to the other side of the world while in mid air*

 

[Elias]

We're standing on a mountain so we'll get to the other side without gravity overcoming us.

*grabs elias, and jumps off the side of the mountain*

*opens up a tunnel to the other side of the world while in mid air*

its brendan fraser and his crappy acting!

 

[BishamonSama]

its brendan fraser and his crappy acting!

*after an hour and a half of falling, we reach the other side of the world, just barely making it, and hitting our heads as we fall upside down*

Fun fun fun ^_^



Now, turn around.

 

[Elias]

*after an hour and a half of falling, we reach the other side of the world, just barely making it, and hitting our heads as we fall upside down*

Fun fun fun ^_^



Now, turn around.

*rubs head and turns around*

wow...

 

[BishamonSama]

*there's a gigantic plateau as far as the eye can see, that we're standing at the base of*

You shoulld see the top ^_^


*I jump up to the top in one bound*

 

[Elias]

*there's a gigantic plateau as far as the eye can see, that we're standing at the base of*

You shoulld see the top ^_^


*I jump up to the top in one bound*

*when b.sama reaches the top, im sitting there, tapping my foot*

what took you?

 

[BishamonSama]

*a wave of water, a boulder of rock, a ball of fire, an explosion of lightning, a swirling mass of wind, a zap of light, and a sphere of darkness converge on elias*

*elias explodes, and flies off the plataeu*


You have to let me access clearance to the elemental plataeu through entry of your chakra signature before you can set foot on the stone. O_O

*one moment later*

K, come up now.

 

[Elias]

*a wave of water, a boulder of rock, a ball of fire, an explosion of lightning, a swirling mass of wind, a zap of light, and a sphere of darkness converge on elias*

*elias explodes, and flies off the plataeu*


You have to let me access clearance to the elemental plataeu through entry of your chakra signature before you can set foot on the stone. O_O

*one moment later*

K, come up now.

*appears up there, flesh blackened and hair frizzed up*

O_O now what?

 

[BishamonSama]

*appears up there, flesh blackened and hair frizzed up*

O_O now what?

*the plataeu is bare.... except for a gigantic stone temple smack in front of us*

Walk up there O_O

 

[Elias]

*the plataeu is bare.... except for a gigantic stone temple smack in front of us*

Walk up there O_O

O_O *walks up the stairs cautiously*

 

[BishamonSama]

Don't worry, this plataeu is protected by a neuro-dimensional barrier. I.E., when you walk onto the plataeu, if you're not in a group with someone else, you'll be the only one at the plataeu. Each detected individual chakra imprint causes a new dimension to open up only visible to the owner of that chakra imprint. That is, unless you're part of a group.

Group access is only activatable by a sage.



In layman's terms, there ain't nobody here.

 

[Elias]

Don't worry, this plataeu is protected by a neuro-dimensional barrier. I.E., when you walk onto the plataeu, if you're not in a group with someone else, you'll be the only one at the plataeu. Each detected individual chakra imprint causes a new dimension to open up only visible to the owner of that chakra imprint. That is, unless you're part of a group.

Group access is only activatable by a sage.



In layman's terms, there ain't nobody here.

O_O

*walks into the temple*