Yo Mama jokes

[SAGE OF ALL ELEMENTS]

Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view

Your mama is so stupid, she sits on the tv and watches the couch!

 

[Braveknight]

Your mama is so stupid, she sits on the tv and watches the couch!

Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.

 

[SAGE OF ALL ELEMENTS]

Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.

Your mama is so hairy that harry potter got jealous

 

[Xenomorphia]

Your mama is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the whales started singing, we are family.

Yo mama's so stupid she tried to sort M&M's in alphabetical order.

 

[Braveknight]

Your mama is so hairy that harry potter got jealous

Yo mama so fat and slow and lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon

 

[SAGE OF ALL ELEMENTS]

Yo mama's so stupid she tried to sort M&M's in alphabetical order.

Your mama is so stupid, she got locked up in furniture world and slept on the floor.

 

[Xenomorphia]

Your mama is so stupid, she got locked up in furniture world and slept on the floor.

Yo mama's so stupid she went to the dentist to get a bluetooth.

 

[SAGE OF ALL ELEMENTS]

Yo mama so fat and slow and lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon

Your mama is so fat, she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck

 

[SAGE OF ALL ELEMENTS]

Yo mama's so stupid she went to the dentist to get a bluetooth.

Your mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money

 

[Xenomorphia]

Your mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she could butter a whole loaf of bread.

 

[SAGE OF ALL ELEMENTS]

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she could butter a whole loaf of bread.

Your mama is so ugly, she moved halloween to her birthday

 

[JyiSMILEseven]

Yo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.

 

[Xenomorphia]

Your mama is so ugly, she moved halloween to her birthday

Yo mama's so ugly they had to tie a steak to her neck when she was little, so at least the dog would play with her.

 

[SAGE OF ALL ELEMENTS]

Yo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.

Your mama is so old, she was a waitress at the last supper!

 

[SAGE OF ALL ELEMENTS]

Yo mama's so ugly they had to tie a steak to her neck when she was little, so at least the dog would play with her.

Your mama is so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facilities because of sanitation worries!

 

[Hyperion]

Yo Mama so pretty... oh wait??

 

[SAGE OF ALL ELEMENTS]

Yo Mama so pretty... oh wait??

....WTH

 

[Xenomorphia]

Your mama is so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facilities because of sanitation worries!

Yo mama's so ugly, she asked her photographer to get a pic of her good
side and he said. 'Gladly, but you're sitting on it.'

 

[SAGE OF ALL ELEMENTS]

Yo mama's so ugly, she asked her photographer to get a pic of her good
side and he said. 'Gladly, but you're sitting on it.'

Yo mama is so old that when i told her to act her own age, she died.

 

[Xenomorphia]

Yo mama is so old that when i told her to act her own age, she died.

Yo mama's so old she rode a chariot to school.