Start a letter to your body

[Sterling Malory Archer]

If you can write a letter to your body, how would you start it? (You can write more then 1 sentence)

 

[Minato Kamikaze]

Get in The Row,~!

 

[Sterling Malory Archer]

"Stop being lazy"

 

[~The Norwegian~]

* I love you *

 

[MeanMugginSharingan]

*y so sexy?!!!!!*

 

[Venus]

*Hung like dragon*

 

[Coyote]

*You're fat and flappy*
*I hate you, stop eating hamburgers you fatty mcfatty*


=DD

 

[~The Norwegian~]

" Get up and go, hey ho, wooooooo, get up and go, right now xd "

(Song by VERY bad Norwegian xd

 

[Zerabitu]

"Where's The Justice?"​

 

[Majora]

U mad bro?

 

[This is my username]

Do rasengan right now!

 

[uzukyubi]

get a bath! you stink

 

[Escorpiius]

Do rasengan right now!

This was as dumb as your username. xd

And ~CoOkie Monster~, I guess you wanted to say "If you can write a sentence/phrase to your body..."

Well, I guess it will be "Live Your Life" or perhaps if it's at a time when I'm settled down, it will be perhaps something about my wife or my children.

 

[Sterling Malory Archer]

This was as dumb as your username. xd

And ~CoOkie Monster~, I guess you wanted to say "If you can write a sentence/phrase to your body..."

Well, I guess it will be "Live Your Life" or perhaps if it's at a time when I'm settled down, it will be perhaps something about my wife or my children.

Nope, i mean "letter". But i do not mean a Letter as in "A" or "B". I mean Letter as in one you right to someone.

I got this idea on the radio.

 

[IntrovertedKittenNinja]

It would start off with "Dear body..." -.-"

 

[~The Norwegian~]

"I think we need a break :|, get some space"

 

[IntrovertedKittenNinja]

"I think we need a break :|, get some space"

LOL! "We have grown apart, you and I..."

 

[-Kratos-]

To my belly : "Don't grow too much"

 

[~The Norwegian~]

LOL! "We have grown apart, you and I..."

"I'm sry, but this just isn't working..."

xd

 

[Escorpiius]

Nope, i mean "letter". But i do not mean a Letter as in "A" or "B". I mean Letter as in one you right to someone.

I got this idea on the radio.

O, I see.

Well, I'll just write (with a marker), "Enjoy the Virgin pu**ies" on my penis.