Chapter 1:
Chapter 2:
Chapter 3:
Late September has Sir Silent and Mister Frye wandering through the park catching up on current events in the world.
Sir Silent: “Say old chum, have you seen these crazy celebrity marriages lately?”
Mister Frye: “Why yes my good man! Simply maddening, aren’t they?”
Sir Silent: “Sure makes for a good laugh though, eh?”
Mister Frye: “Yes, I would have to agree with you there!”
Mister Frye: “Oi, what’s this then?” says Mister Frye upon discovering a mysterious rock.
Sir Silent: “Beats me, does it look like I put it there?”
Just then, the two are transported to another dimension in which they find themselves in Konoha Park.
Mister Frye: “Bloody hell, what have we here?”
Sir Silent: “Quit with the questions man, before I take your head off with my saber!”
--It’s important to note here that Sir Silent is dressed in a dark suit, a top hat, and a cane in which a sabre is hidden. He is a shade less than 6 foot tall, and has a rather trim appearance. A perfect gentleman by all appearances--
--Mister Frye, however, has on a more rounded hat, grayish-tan business suit, and a noticeable pocket watch chain. He is a head shorter than Sir Silent and has a well-rounded figure, much like a tomato—
Mister Frye: “Right, right, sorry mate. I’m just a little baffled by what just occurred.”
Sir Silent: “Goodness yes, you had better be!”
The two gentlemen then wander through the park seeking to satisfy their curiosity. Upon wandering through, they notice several people sitting on the pier as they walk by.
Sir Silent: “Why if there isn’t some of the glummest folk I’ve ever seen!”
Mister Frye: “Very true old chap, very true.”
Continuing on through the trees, they notice a young man sitting in the shade reading a book.
Sir Silent: “What a curious fellow that one is.”
Mister Frye: “Indeed. I have the strangest feeling he does that often.”
Sir Silent: “I do believe you’re correct. Let’s continue on then?”
Mister Frye: “Please do, I’m getting cold shivers just standing here thinking about it.”
Exiting the park, the two men run into Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto: =_= “Hey you too strangers, what are you here for?”
Mister Fry: “Well ain’t this one a cheeky little b*stard!”
Sir Silent: “What is this, then? Who are you, you little wanker?”
Naruto: “I’m Uzumaki Naruto, and I’m gonna be the Hokage someday!”
Sir Silent: “Well alright then you little freak! Off with ya!”
The pair walks on leaving Naruto in a state of confusion, since he hasn’t the slightest idea what the two men just said.
Mister Frye: “Well that certainly was an odd fellow right there.”
Sir Silent: “That boy mad or something? Shouting about being a ho and car gay… It makes me wonder if we should press on in this journey of ours.”
Mister Frye: “Oh, but it is a tad bit fun, don’t you agree?”
Sir Silent: “What did I say about questions? But yes, it is rather funny actually.”
Sir Silent: “Say old chum, have you seen these crazy celebrity marriages lately?”
Mister Frye: “Why yes my good man! Simply maddening, aren’t they?”
Sir Silent: “Sure makes for a good laugh though, eh?”
Mister Frye: “Yes, I would have to agree with you there!”
Mister Frye: “Oi, what’s this then?” says Mister Frye upon discovering a mysterious rock.
Sir Silent: “Beats me, does it look like I put it there?”
Just then, the two are transported to another dimension in which they find themselves in Konoha Park.
Mister Frye: “Bloody hell, what have we here?”
Sir Silent: “Quit with the questions man, before I take your head off with my saber!”
--It’s important to note here that Sir Silent is dressed in a dark suit, a top hat, and a cane in which a sabre is hidden. He is a shade less than 6 foot tall, and has a rather trim appearance. A perfect gentleman by all appearances--
--Mister Frye, however, has on a more rounded hat, grayish-tan business suit, and a noticeable pocket watch chain. He is a head shorter than Sir Silent and has a well-rounded figure, much like a tomato—
Mister Frye: “Right, right, sorry mate. I’m just a little baffled by what just occurred.”
Sir Silent: “Goodness yes, you had better be!”
The two gentlemen then wander through the park seeking to satisfy their curiosity. Upon wandering through, they notice several people sitting on the pier as they walk by.
Sir Silent: “Why if there isn’t some of the glummest folk I’ve ever seen!”
Mister Frye: “Very true old chap, very true.”
Continuing on through the trees, they notice a young man sitting in the shade reading a book.
Sir Silent: “What a curious fellow that one is.”
Mister Frye: “Indeed. I have the strangest feeling he does that often.”
Sir Silent: “I do believe you’re correct. Let’s continue on then?”
Mister Frye: “Please do, I’m getting cold shivers just standing here thinking about it.”
Exiting the park, the two men run into Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto: =_= “Hey you too strangers, what are you here for?”
Mister Fry: “Well ain’t this one a cheeky little b*stard!”
Sir Silent: “What is this, then? Who are you, you little wanker?”
Naruto: “I’m Uzumaki Naruto, and I’m gonna be the Hokage someday!”
Sir Silent: “Well alright then you little freak! Off with ya!”
The pair walks on leaving Naruto in a state of confusion, since he hasn’t the slightest idea what the two men just said.
Mister Frye: “Well that certainly was an odd fellow right there.”
Sir Silent: “That boy mad or something? Shouting about being a ho and car gay… It makes me wonder if we should press on in this journey of ours.”
Mister Frye: “Oh, but it is a tad bit fun, don’t you agree?”
Sir Silent: “What did I say about questions? But yes, it is rather funny actually.”
Chapter 2:
The gentlemen have begun to wander through the neighborhood within this place called ‘Konoha Town.’ The first home they come across belongs to one “Hellsbadass.”
Sir Silent: “Well this looks like an interesting place, shall we ring the door?”
Mister Frye: “Why not? I’m game for meeting a new lot of people.”
Sir Silent rings the door bell and the two men listen to the interesting sounds coming from within the residence. Hellsbadass answers the door.
Hells: “Who is it?”
Mister Frye: “Why he is an interesting fellow after all. You were right Sir.”
Hells: “… O.O”
Sir Silent: “We were passing by and heard some interesting things going on in your area and we were curious. You see, we’re not from here, but are rather bored.”
Hells: “Did you bring any lady friends? O.O”
Both Sir Silent and Mister Frye: “No…”
Sir Silent: “Should we have?”
Hells: >_> “Nothing is going on then, and I’m only interested in your women.”
Mister Frye: “Oh, well, have a nice day then?”
Hellsbadass nods and closes the door. Moments later more sounds are heard from within his lair.
Sir Silent: “Well that was rather peculiar.”
Mister Frye: “I couldn’t agree more. Let’s move on then.”
Continuing on, the gents arrive at one t_mala’s place.
Sir Silent: “I have the strangest feeling we shouldn’t visit, but let’s give it a go.”
Mister Frye: “I’m rather leery myself, but if you say so…”
Sir Silent: “Man up you wanker, show no fear.”
Mister Frye: “Aye Sir, I will do that.”
Sir Silent: “Good man, now knock on the door.”
Mister Frye knocks on the door and moments later, a mischievous woman answers the door.
Sir Silent: “Well…”
Mala: ~Rapes ya both like a mad cow on crack~
She then shoves pinecones up their rears and shuts the door.
Mister Frye: “Bloody hell… I think that woman’s absolutely bonkers!”
Sir Silent: “You just got deflowered, and that’s all you can say?”
Mister Frye: “Speak for yourself man, I’ve been around the block a time or two!”
Sir Silent: “…”
Further on, the two men exit the neighborhood and find themselves at ‘The Blood Tavern.’ The gentlemen enter the establishment only to be ignored by the senior generation. They then go next door to ‘The Sake Bar’ where they meet Wesobi and Hawk-eye.
Sir Silent: “Bartender, would you fancy a drink to a dying man?”
Wesobi (Owner/bartender): “Say what? Here, robot, get these men a drink!”
Hawk: ~Starts beating the robot, slips on a banana, and passes out~
Mister Frye: “Now that’s a fine chap right there!”
Sir Silent: “I couldn’t agree more.”
Mister Frye: “Should be get the man some ice?”
Wesobi: “He’ll wake up… eventually. Always does.”
Sir Silent: “Very well then, and thanks for the drink”
The two then head out of the bar, quite tipsy, but still functional.
Sir Silent: “Well this looks like an interesting place, shall we ring the door?”
Mister Frye: “Why not? I’m game for meeting a new lot of people.”
Sir Silent rings the door bell and the two men listen to the interesting sounds coming from within the residence. Hellsbadass answers the door.
Hells: “Who is it?”
Mister Frye: “Why he is an interesting fellow after all. You were right Sir.”
Hells: “… O.O”
Sir Silent: “We were passing by and heard some interesting things going on in your area and we were curious. You see, we’re not from here, but are rather bored.”
Hells: “Did you bring any lady friends? O.O”
Both Sir Silent and Mister Frye: “No…”
Sir Silent: “Should we have?”
Hells: >_> “Nothing is going on then, and I’m only interested in your women.”
Mister Frye: “Oh, well, have a nice day then?”
Hellsbadass nods and closes the door. Moments later more sounds are heard from within his lair.
Sir Silent: “Well that was rather peculiar.”
Mister Frye: “I couldn’t agree more. Let’s move on then.”
Continuing on, the gents arrive at one t_mala’s place.
Sir Silent: “I have the strangest feeling we shouldn’t visit, but let’s give it a go.”
Mister Frye: “I’m rather leery myself, but if you say so…”
Sir Silent: “Man up you wanker, show no fear.”
Mister Frye: “Aye Sir, I will do that.”
Sir Silent: “Good man, now knock on the door.”
Mister Frye knocks on the door and moments later, a mischievous woman answers the door.
Sir Silent: “Well…”
Mala: ~Rapes ya both like a mad cow on crack~
She then shoves pinecones up their rears and shuts the door.
Mister Frye: “Bloody hell… I think that woman’s absolutely bonkers!”
Sir Silent: “You just got deflowered, and that’s all you can say?”
Mister Frye: “Speak for yourself man, I’ve been around the block a time or two!”
Sir Silent: “…”
Further on, the two men exit the neighborhood and find themselves at ‘The Blood Tavern.’ The gentlemen enter the establishment only to be ignored by the senior generation. They then go next door to ‘The Sake Bar’ where they meet Wesobi and Hawk-eye.
Sir Silent: “Bartender, would you fancy a drink to a dying man?”
Wesobi (Owner/bartender): “Say what? Here, robot, get these men a drink!”
Hawk: ~Starts beating the robot, slips on a banana, and passes out~
Mister Frye: “Now that’s a fine chap right there!”
Sir Silent: “I couldn’t agree more.”
Mister Frye: “Should be get the man some ice?”
Wesobi: “He’ll wake up… eventually. Always does.”
Sir Silent: “Very well then, and thanks for the drink”
The two then head out of the bar, quite tipsy, but still functional.
Chapter 3:
After exiting the bar, they briefly run into ama883, aka “Ahmed.”
Sir Silent: “Hey Frye, have a look at this little runt here.”
Mister Frye: “Why yes, he’s an ungodly sort, isn’t he?”
Ahmed: “Back off. You better not bring your women around.”
Sir Silent: “Oh yeah? So you’re a womanizer then?
Mister Frye: “Aw, he’s so cute, shall we keep him?”
Ahmed: “…whatever.”
Ahmed then walks away from the two.
Mister Frye: “What’s eating him?”
Sir Silent: “Apparently not women…”
Mister Frye: “Touché sir, touché.”
Now standing in front of the High School, the two wander inside the nearest classroom. Inside they find the teachers: Yard, The Pervy Sage, and Howard.
Yard: “Kikyo, get me my goods.”
Pervy: “Pimp 101.”
Sir Silent: “I wonder what he means by “goods?”’
Mister Frye: “I haven’t the foggiest.”
Pervy: “This, pointing to himself, is what a pimp looks like. That, pointing to Sir Silent, is not what a pimp looks like.”
Yard: “I need a beer.”
Howard: “This class is stupid.”
Mister Frye: “I wonder what’s up their bums?”
Sir Silent: “Who knows, but let’s get moving.”
Upon leaving the high school, they come across a random noob.
Noob: “Give me your kumi and your respect, or face the consequences”
Sir Silent: ~Pulls out his saber~ “Mister Frye, did you hear something?”
Mister Frye: “No sir, no I did not. You must be hearing things again.”
Sir Silent: ~Smacks Mister Frye on his rear with the broadside of his saber~
Mister Frye: “What was that for?”
Sir Silent: ~Smacks him with the cane~ “What did I say about questions? And the first one is for your smart remarks!”
The two the walk off into the sunset with Sir Silent repeatedly hitting Mister Frye on the head with his cane, and Mister Frye howling in pain…
Sir Silent: “Hey Frye, have a look at this little runt here.”
Mister Frye: “Why yes, he’s an ungodly sort, isn’t he?”
Ahmed: “Back off. You better not bring your women around.”
Sir Silent: “Oh yeah? So you’re a womanizer then?
Mister Frye: “Aw, he’s so cute, shall we keep him?”
Ahmed: “…whatever.”
Ahmed then walks away from the two.
Mister Frye: “What’s eating him?”
Sir Silent: “Apparently not women…”
Mister Frye: “Touché sir, touché.”
Now standing in front of the High School, the two wander inside the nearest classroom. Inside they find the teachers: Yard, The Pervy Sage, and Howard.
Yard: “Kikyo, get me my goods.”
Pervy: “Pimp 101.”
Sir Silent: “I wonder what he means by “goods?”’
Mister Frye: “I haven’t the foggiest.”
Pervy: “This, pointing to himself, is what a pimp looks like. That, pointing to Sir Silent, is not what a pimp looks like.”
Yard: “I need a beer.”
Howard: “This class is stupid.”
Mister Frye: “I wonder what’s up their bums?”
Sir Silent: “Who knows, but let’s get moving.”
Upon leaving the high school, they come across a random noob.
Noob: “Give me your kumi and your respect, or face the consequences”
Sir Silent: ~Pulls out his saber~ “Mister Frye, did you hear something?”
Mister Frye: “No sir, no I did not. You must be hearing things again.”
Sir Silent: ~Smacks Mister Frye on his rear with the broadside of his saber~
Mister Frye: “What was that for?”
Sir Silent: ~Smacks him with the cane~ “What did I say about questions? And the first one is for your smart remarks!”
The two the walk off into the sunset with Sir Silent repeatedly hitting Mister Frye on the head with his cane, and Mister Frye howling in pain…
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