Naruto Chapter 549 Crazy Theory

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did is for u crazy master:pxd

Nagato: Naruto your on fire! Itachi-chan save him!

[Naruto confused starts to stop, drop, and roll]

Itachi: Nagato I'm right next to you and quit telling me to do stuff I'm carrying you everywhere so you better quit b**ching....next thing you know you might be asking me to give blow jobs

Nagato: It's like you can read my mind<3

Itachi: :nohug:O_O Naruto get out of here before he starts flirting with you

Naruto: *stands up* No thanks I wanna get on some of that action:D
[Nagato's face]
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[Nagato gets closer to Naruto but Bee attacks Nagato thinking he was going to attack Naruto]
Naruto: W T F Bee! I was gonna enjoy that...

Bee: Oh I see where this is going your under a genjutsu I'll save y--

Itachi: Nagato get off of Naruto before I tell Konan about this

Nagato: :( Konan*pulls out kunai and starts stabbing naruto like crazy*

Naruto: xdYou stab like a little girl that barely hurts*gets up to attack Itachi while Nagato is still on his back stabbing his head*

[Meanwhile 10 yards away]
Kabuto: :mad:Why Itachi you ruined the best couple of the year NagaxNaru!
*looks down at anko*
Fine I'll make my own famous couple I'm sure I have the time Ita-chan Nagato can handle themselves.

[Back to the Itachi-chan we find many craters and burned trees]
Bee: Woot you put up a fight Uchiha zombie
but can you handle my rhymes my beat


Itachi: :flaw:you dumbass start fighting for real I'm trying to die here you
*Bee is caught in a genjutsu*
Since you can't take me seriously I will force you into the location I use as my top torture base


Bee: F*** the jiggajack put me somewhere
I dont know if I'm here or there


Eight Tails: Should I get you out of here.

Bee: First I need to know what is his this place it ain't that scar---
[Back to reality Bee is on the ground yelling]

Naruto: Pimp Bee what happened:worshippy:

Bee: Sa...S..Sa...Sakura
her panties

Naruto: Itachi it's time to take you down...not only did you stop me from flirting with Nagato but now put my pimp into Sakura's panties
You disgust me...how did you know how they looked like!


Itachi: I have been in your head so I see things that scarred me for the rest of my life:faust:

Naruto: WTH Don't tell Sakura

[Back to Kabuto]
Kabuto: Aww that was refreshing right snake tail penis
[Snake tail penis thing smiles]
Time to kick jinchuuriki a** Maybe Madara will really like me after this
*imagines going out with him*:zise:


[Nagato is still on Naruto's head but fast asleep now]
Naruto: ugh! He smells

Itachi: Tell me abou---*stares at Naruto with rape face*

Bee: Naruto what's happening talk to me is there something wrong!:flaw:

Naruto: *choking on bird*

Itachi: Oh steve come back to me I missed you:T_T:*Naruto still choking*

Bee::confused::confused::confused:
U_UFine then give me the silent treatment


THE END!xd
 
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Itachi: :nohug:O_O Naruto get out of here before he starts flirting with you

Naruto: *stands up* No thanks I wanna get on some of that action:D

ahahaha thats hilarious
 

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Itachi: :nohug:O_O Naruto get out of here before he starts flirting with you

Naruto: *stands up* No thanks I wanna get on some of that action:D

ahahaha thats hilarious
thnxxd
u liked it yay
@igneel srry ill go easier with the sexual jokes next time
crazymaster is alot better at dong this than me
 
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