Life on Streets.
Chapter Six.
The story goes on about four different lives of homeless men that happened to be friends along path their journey. They struggled and fought for what was theirs and finally their lives were about to turn into beautiful butterflies that are flying over a huge meadow in a hot summer day. Each one of them had a different life story, but at the end, they were in the same boat side by side fighting for survival when suddenly a diamond shined in the rough and they found a lot of money, a really uncommon thing for people like them. Is this what saved their lives? No one cares and enough of the poetic talk already, the four guys went in the hotel walking up to the register and meeting an old acquaintance. All of their money was stolen and only one of them is aware of the actions, still he doesn’t want it to be less fun anyways, thinking that it will go the right way and things will sort out.
Chapter Six.
The story goes on about four different lives of homeless men that happened to be friends along path their journey. They struggled and fought for what was theirs and finally their lives were about to turn into beautiful butterflies that are flying over a huge meadow in a hot summer day. Each one of them had a different life story, but at the end, they were in the same boat side by side fighting for survival when suddenly a diamond shined in the rough and they found a lot of money, a really uncommon thing for people like them. Is this what saved their lives? No one cares and enough of the poetic talk already, the four guys went in the hotel walking up to the register and meeting an old acquaintance. All of their money was stolen and only one of them is aware of the actions, still he doesn’t want it to be less fun anyways, thinking that it will go the right way and things will sort out.
Hiro: Hey there fellas, are you going to say something or not? I don’t have the whole day... Oh, wait. I do, I have to sit here till midnight.
The story about gamahiro goes back to the time when the dead old companion Chiryoku threw money at him in the dump to get away from his property safely. Somewhere between the fake monopoly money was a shiny coin, a very rare, a very old kind of coin which accidentally slipped in the bag when Akiza stole the actual money. Some random collectors came across the dump searching for rare stuff that might have been thrown out and they saw the coin, Hiro sold it for enough money to get an apartment and a job at a classy hotel.
Perry: Yes, we need a room for staying. We are planning on bigger things, so we need a place to hang out for now, so we’ll take a room then...
Faust: Make that four rooms. Fuck me, I’m famous!
Pervy: ~Saying as he’s giving him a slap at the back of the head~ Stupid, we’ll just draw more attention to us and different stalkers will come to sniff on Peshes panties, we don’t want that, do we? That will be one room.
Hiro: All righty then, here are the keys. ~Hands them the keys while saying~ Since you guys helped me in a good way, the first pay is on the house, except that strange looking guy, I don’t remember him there...
Perry: Ah, alright. Don’t worry guys, I’ll pay from my wallet, I still have some money left from my payment.
Pesh: ~In a joyful voice since the money wasn’t exposed~ Thank God... I mean, that’s really nice of you...
Hiro: Alrighty, here is your servant, he’ll take your bags and be there when you need him. Little Ryuji here, at your service.
Ryuji: Hello there... I shall take your bags then.
Pervy: We don’t have any bags! Though, we will have human carrying us and our bags when we’re famous!
The four of them start walking up the stairs to their room since they have no idea of what an elevator is and Ryuji is just following behind them, when they finally reach the room, they open it up and go inside while Ryuji is bluntly staring at them and standing at the entrance with a stretched out hand.
Faust: What is that this man seeks?
Perry: Oh, common! Get used to it, that will happen all the time.
Perry pushes Faust aside and throws a coin in Ryuji’s hand slamming the door in front of him.
Perry: They are just like vampires, sucking you off whenever they get the chance...
Faust: We shall talk about what will we do with all this money, we can’t handle this amount. We don’t even know what’s fun besides alcohol and drugs. I say we divide the money equally for now and go have angry *** with everyone in the hotel!
As that has been said everyone got excited and ready to leave on an adventure around the hotel, the only one who seemed a bit down was Pesh, Pervy then put his hand on his shoulder and tried to calm him down.
Pervy: It will be alright, whatever your sorrow is, it will be gone. We are rich people now, we can make fun of our kind, be happy! ~Says so as he pats his shoulder~
Pesh: Keep it there!
Pervy: ._.
They finally get everything straight and throw the money bag on the bed as they leave the hotel room and they go in different directions. Since their first pay is on the house, they get everything for free till then. Meanwhile at the inn...
Akiza: That will be a single room, I better hope it’s the best around here, I’m not some cheap road dog. ~Throws money on the table~
Hiro: Well, we’ll definitely be able to arrange something special for you. We haven’t had such a good visitor in ages, well, at least in the last two days I’ve been working here for...
Akiza: Keep the change, I’ll be heading to my room now. I have serious business to attend to, I better not get disturbed by anyone.
As how ironic it may seem, her room is right next to their room. She got up in the elevator and went in her room unnoticed, meanwhile Pesh wandered in a room with a name written on it: “Vandersexxx” He noticed a huge bed in the middle of the room and a pretty girl sitting on the bed.
Mina: Hey there, want to have a little fun?
Pesh: So is this the place for free ***? <_<
Mina: I can do anything for you, just lay down in this soft and comfy bed...
In joy of finally getting laid, Pesh jumps into the bed and Mina handcuffs him to the bed, putting them on both, hands and legs. She actually worked in a cafe but got a better job to lore people into traps and he didn’t know her since she had a different uniform and his short memory got in the way.
Pesh: ~Cuffed to the bed~ Rawr, come at your daddy!
Mina: Just a second, be patient and I’ll be right back at you.
Mina walks inside a room and some talking is heard between two people and then she comes back with a friend.
Mina: Meet Scarface, he’ll be your bed partner instead of me, he has different toys in store for you. You don’t always get what you wish for...
Mina walks out of the room locking the door and laughing quite hysterically while Scarface puts his toys one the table, some of them are chainsaws, dildos, three meter long metal poles used for **** probing and a large variety of tools as long as all the instruments the doctors have.
Scarface: ~Saying while looking through some dildos~ Close you’re eyes and you might actually enjoy it.
Pesh: Wait, please! Who is your boss and how much is he paying you? I bet I could give you more, just please, let me out of here...
Scarface: Pa Hiro is my superior, he pays in dinner, he has a unique recipe for a perfect soup.
Pesh: I can not possibly please you any better than that, I have no actual understanding on how I could prepare food instead of catching it, do it quickly then. ~Closes eyes~
The bed and the whole room is heard shaking, and screams coming out of the room as hell would have risen upon earth, no one knows how long the horrifying torture continued behind the closed doors of that room, but we do know one thing, he wasn’t enjoying it. Meanwhile where Faust is located...
Faust: Where the hell am I? I took the turn to the left four times, then why the hell am I here again?
He actually had no idea where he’s located so he opened up a random door and went in, the looks were beyond normal, the whole room was filled with bittersweet smoke and a random gypsy was sitting in the corner having a smoke...
Faust: Excuse me? Could you please tell me where am I?
Nocturnal: The name’s Nocturnal, I’m a manwhore and I can actually get you some top notch quality weed...
Faust: Yeah, I heard that, but could you please give me locatio... WEED? I must have it, what do I do?
Nocturnal: Calm down, man. Have some maui wowie.
Nocturnal passes a joint to Faust and they both get baked, they fall on the ground in total chill and they pass out, but as it seems Faust is a sleepwalker. He stands up and rolls a huge joint, he goes near the window lighting it up and passing it to a curtain while actually setting it on fire. The room starts to burn and he knocks out of it, running out of the room, hitting from a wall to a wall until falling and passing out on a random staircase. Meanwhile at where Pervy is located.
Pervy: 999984 bottles of beer on the wall, you take one down...
Pervy happens to be really drunk at a random restroom within the hotel, but he is not alone, there is a guy with him strangely.
Pervy: Hey, Kagutsuchi, pass me another beer.
Kagutsuchi: We are out of supplies, gotta go refill...
Kagutsuchi gets up from the floor taking an empty bottle and going inside one of the cabins, he takes a piss in the bottle and throws it to Pervy.
Kagutsuchi: Here, catch!
Pervy: ~Catching the bottle and taking a sip~ What the hell is this shit? It’s your piss again isn’t it!?
Pervy gets up from the floor to hit Kagutsuchi with the bottle but he suddenly slips on the wet floor and falls hitting his head on the side of the toilet, knocking himself out. Kagutsuchi immediately gets up again to help him but trips against the lethal bottle of piss and falls over him knocking himself out. How could this happen and how did they meet? Two drunk bastards lying on each other in a public restroom...
To be continued...
End of Chapter Six.
End of Chapter Six.
Author Notes: So a lot of time has passed since I've wrote anything and it wasn't really funny this time. I just felt like writing something, so don't judge me. No offense to anyone in the fanfic, it's just for fun and a good laugh.
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