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A Production of Screw You Studios. The Creators of Naruto My Style, Life on Streets and Ending Lines. We, Kagutsuchi, Faust and Nocturnal Present
It’s a Reality TV Show, where This Trio will Barge into Narutobase’s Members House and will Interview them till their ass is kicked out of house.
Crew:
Faust - Camera Man
Nocturnal – Interviewer
Kagutsuchi – Interrogator
Nocturnal: Why the Fuck am I Purple, I want Red >.< , You get Purple.
Kagutsuchi: Cry Baby. Now Better ?
Nocturnal: O^O Yes.
Faust: *Drools* I like Green.
~ Faust goes behind camera and moves it to adjust it to Kagutsuchi and Nocturnal ~
Nocturnal: Faust is the oldest in the trio and he smokes a lot of weed. His likes other than smoking are to watch naked children and to Ride his Van. He holds the degree in Weed Smoking, Child abuse and How-to-use-a-Camera.
~Camera Focuses on Kagutsuchi~
Kagutsuchi: Is “How-to-use-a-Camera” even a Degree =|? I still say leave him alone with me for a while and I’ll find out about this Degree of his.
Nocturnal: Shut Up, You will only give him 3rd Degree Burns, You Fire Breathing Idiot.
Kagutsuchi: Who are you calling Idiot, Yo-u .. You Compact Head.
~From Behind the Camera, they hear ~
Faust: Fuck you guys, this is our introduction section. Get on with it.
Nocturnal: Next we have is Kagut- *He gets interrupted by Faust*
Faust: Sushi.
~Camera starts trembling as Faust’s laughter can be heard equally loud~
Kagutsuchi: it’s Suchi! SUCHI. Not Sushi, Not Sucky. SUCHI.
Nocturnal: Why are you getting upset? It’s not like we are eating or anything.
Kagutsuchi: …… I get it. Damn you idiot. Don’t make fun of my Name. I’ll Burn you.
Faust: What Kind of name is Kagutsuchi anyways ?
Kagutsuchi: The Kind that Burns your ass.
Nocturnal: Now that is a Flaming reply. So where was I, Oh yes, Kagutsuchi is our interrogator and He holds the Degree in “Burning Ass” *Looks at Kagutsuchi*.
Kagutsuchi: What? Faust has “How-to-use-a-Camera” Degree and I can’t have that?
Faust: I have other two as well.
Kagutsuchi: Why don’t you do a PHD. In Child Abuse you Priest.
~Nocturnal Bursts out laughing~
Nocturnal: Hahahahaahahahaha, Damn you got me there. Now For my Introduction. I am the Interviewer of this crew and I ask questions, if they are not answered. Kagutsuchi asks them again.
~Smoke starts coming from behind the Camera~
Faust: Guys, I think camera is broke. I can’t see a Thing.
~Kagutsuchi quickly goes behind camera to see Faust smoking weed~
Kagutsuchi: You think camera’s Not working? O_- ?
Faust: ~Honestly Replies~ Yes O^O.
~Kagutsuchi Smaks Fausts Head and pushes him in a wheel chair :faust:~
Faust: Wtf ? Where did you find my Great great great grand father’s Wheel c hair?
Nocturnal: Oh that piece of crap was sticking out of your ass from quite a while, I pulled it out yesterday Night.
~Faust face was filled with anger~
Faust: You know how hard it was to get it in? I got Hellsbadass to Help me get it in
.~Kagutsuchi starts Melting the chair~
Kagutsuchi: It’ll be easier to go inside this way U_U.
Faust: GENIUS! It’s the perfect time to show you guys our VAN!
Kagutsuchi & Nocturnal: Our VAN ?
Faust: Yes , Our VAN!
Kagutsuchi & Nocturnal: Like Seriously, OUR VAN ?
Faust: Thank God, there isn’t anything bigger than Caps Lock.
Kagutsuchi & Nocturnal: There is , OUR VAN!
Faust: Oh Dear Lord!
Kagutsuchi & Nocturnal: You Priest!
~Faust Holds them by the collar and pulls them outside, where Kagutsuchi & Nocturnal’s eyes start blinging~
Kagutsuchi & Nocturnal: *Drools* OUR VAN!
~There Stood a Van, like None Other. It had “Sweet & Low” written on its
Side, with Green Weed-Like color in background~
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Kagutsuchi & Nocturnal: So Who’s House we Bust in first ?
Faust: Hellsbadass !
Kagutsuchi & Nocturnal: Awesome, We might see him putting something in your ass again.
Faust: Both of you, stop talking simultaneously. It’s Creepy.
Kagutsuchi & Nocturnal: Ok.
~The trio Get inside the Van and Faust Starts to Drive his Dream van and Starts the tape~
Until Next Time: “ First Victim: Hellsbadass”
Until Next Time: “ First Victim: Hellsbadass”
Author's Note: Faust and Nocturnal Helped alot in the Fanfic. It's a Team Work. So Appreciate them if you like the fanfic as well as Curse them if you don't. I don't want appreciation or the hatred Alone.
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