Worst and best pick up lines share XD

[t_mala]

hahaha wat kinda pizza did you get her?
lol

 

[Law]

I could try some of those , just for entertaining ....

Here is one i used with my ex :

Me: Hey
Her: Hey
Me: So , how about we go to your place...
Her: okay
Me: Watch a movie ...
Her: ok..
Me: Drink a cofee ..
Her: ok ..
Me: Eat a pizza and then we f*ck..
Her: WHAT ?
Me: What ? Dont you like pizza ?

Freaking worked xd

zehahahahah xd
nice nice

 

[Christyan]

hahaha wat kinda pissa did you get her?
lol

She was into me for a long time xd . I've seen , i've comed , i've conquered ... like several times

 

[t_mala]

wow i give you a 10/10 clap clap clap well done

 

[Christyan]

wow i give you a 10/10 clap clap clap well done

10x ....

 

[t_mala]

yep you owned her for h0w long?

 

[Christyan]

yep you owned her for h0w long?

why do you want to know xd .... 3 months , every night , 3 to 4 hours U_U ... stop questioning me ! U_U all this summer xd


note: add me as a friend since i cant :| ... dont know why xd

 

[t_mala]

hey i was just asking lol good on ya aye and add you ok give me a sec

 

[Sonne]

why do you want to know xd .... 3 months , every night , 3 to 4 hours U_U ... stop questioning me ! U_U all this summer xd


note: add me as a friend since i cant :| ... dont know why xd

Were you on viagra??

 

[Damon Salvatore]

The best
'God made you so he can brag'
The worst
Wanna see the real Big Ben

 

[Sonne]

The best
'God made you so he can brag'
The worst
Wanna see the real Big Ben

Brag to who?
And you are wrong,big ben is here,right in the middle of my legs.

 

[Christyan]

Were you on viagra??

No i wasnt ... she was just hot

 

[t_mala]

worst
do you have a phone
no why?
coz i need to call god he is missing one of his angles

 

[Savior..]

I’m not Fred Flinestone but I can definitely make your bed rock!

 

[t_mala]

worst lol

 

[Savior..]

worst
do you have a phone
no why?
coz i need to call god he is missing one of his angles

Worst

 

[Xenomorphia]

Found a few good one's a couple of days ago:

1. Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
2. Hey baby, I'll f**k you so well, the NEIGHBORS will be having a cigarette when we're done.
3. Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? (No) What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
4. You've been a bad boy. Go to my room! (my personal favorite)

 

[-Yard-]

Found a few good one's a couple of days ago:

1. Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
2. Hey baby, I'll f**k you so well, the NEIGHBORS will be having a cigarette when we're done.
3. Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? (No) What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
4. You've been a bad boy. Go to my room! (my personal favorite)

xd

 

[Punk Hazard]

worst: nice legs, when do they open?

best: how are you?

 

[-Yard-]

Wost: ever heard about the golden rule?


Best: *walks up to a girl* If you're not taken yet, you are now.