Here are chapters one and 2:
Part 1:
Part 2:
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The crew had just arrived on the island, but had already been split into 2 groups. Upon arrival pesh ran into a guy who he started raping because the guy thought he was a plant, then faust began to smoke him, they do this because of their devil fruit powers.
Meanwhile... Pervy, chiryoku and deamon had just ran into the infamous retard mugen who plans had been foiled due to maths....
After their encounter with mugen, Pervy, Chiryoku and Daemon continued down the path to the nearest town when after half an hour they came to the town and began to look around the shops for previsions....
Daemon: Why is everyone starting at me?
Pervy: I dunno, maybe its because your **** is bigger than you?
Deamon: There just jealous!
Chiryoku: Yes... we are all jealous of the guy with a giant cactus **** that cant get laid...
Pervy: I lol'ed... hes like one giant prick xd
*Pervy and Chiryoku spent the next our or so taking the piss out of Daemon for his overly large navigating prickly penis*
Pervy: Hey whats that fruit?
Shop keeper: Its a special fruit, one of the devil fruits, with the power to.... Hey prick **** put that shit down!!!
*the shop keeper leaves pervy alone with the fruit while he beats the crap out of daemon for breaking half the stuff in the shop with his penis*
Pervy: FOOD!!!!!
*Pervy ate the fruit in one go swallowing it whole.... he began to feel a bit weird... the next think he thought is he needed a drink... and suddenly poofing into his hand was a bottle of water...*
Shop keeper: What the f*ck!!! You stole my fruit! Im going to kill you! You shall feal the wrath of SCARFACE!!!!!
*Seconds later scarface is being punched in the back of the head sending him to the floor*
Pesh: Its raping time xd
*pesh begins to rape scarface who is half concious and delirious as faust walks through the doorway....*
Faust: ... Im going to be the greatest pirate ever one day and be rich and show everyone how great i a..... anything good to smoke in here?
Pervy: Hey... what happened to the plant guy?
Faust: Some raging lizard came along shouting about leaving his friend alone...
Pervy: Lizard?
Faust: yeh... he said his name was rag... something.... He wanted to challenge us to a childrens card game called duel monsters or something... but we couldnt understand the rules...
Pesh: No one can understand the rules.... so i just donkey punched him and we ran...
Pervy: You got challenged to a childrens card game... by a lizard man... and donkey punched a lizardman.... after raping and smoking a guy who thought he was a plant?
Faust and pesh: Uhuh.... yep pretty much....
Scarface: Do you know what you've done?
*everyone looks at the half naked shop keeper whos shaking like hes just lost his manhood*
Pervy: I pitty the fool....
Daemon: Shut the hell up hes trying to tell us something....
Scarface: The guy you just donkey punched... is Ragnaroc! Hes the moderator around here!!!!!
Pervy: The what now?
Scarface: Are you guys complete retards?
* the crew looks around at each other confused*
Scarface: He has the power to change people... thats how he became a man lizard... he moderated himself...
Faust: He could of turned himself into a spliff xd
Scarface: This is serious! His boss is Nexus!!!!
Pervy: Is that the guy that likes to cross dress cause he feels pretty?
Scarface: No hes the guy that can turn you into a jew with just looking at you!!!!
Chiryoku: Big woop i can do that anyway...
* chiryoku turns into a jew*
Faust: Nice... let me smoke your hat...
Pesh: Did i ever tell you, younge jewish men turn me on
Pervy: Watch out chir! Pesh is gonna donkey punch you lmao
Scarface: Your all ****ing insane!!!!!
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Next time: Rag strikes
No one is to take offence from this its just a joke, if you dont like it ill remove you from it...
If you dont like it... ill pretend to care?
Fun!
Part 1:
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Part 2:
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The crew had just arrived on the island, but had already been split into 2 groups. Upon arrival pesh ran into a guy who he started raping because the guy thought he was a plant, then faust began to smoke him, they do this because of their devil fruit powers.
Meanwhile... Pervy, chiryoku and deamon had just ran into the infamous retard mugen who plans had been foiled due to maths....
After their encounter with mugen, Pervy, Chiryoku and Daemon continued down the path to the nearest town when after half an hour they came to the town and began to look around the shops for previsions....
Daemon: Why is everyone starting at me?
Pervy: I dunno, maybe its because your **** is bigger than you?
Deamon: There just jealous!
Chiryoku: Yes... we are all jealous of the guy with a giant cactus **** that cant get laid...
Pervy: I lol'ed... hes like one giant prick xd
*Pervy and Chiryoku spent the next our or so taking the piss out of Daemon for his overly large navigating prickly penis*
Pervy: Hey whats that fruit?
Shop keeper: Its a special fruit, one of the devil fruits, with the power to.... Hey prick **** put that shit down!!!
*the shop keeper leaves pervy alone with the fruit while he beats the crap out of daemon for breaking half the stuff in the shop with his penis*
Pervy: FOOD!!!!!
*Pervy ate the fruit in one go swallowing it whole.... he began to feel a bit weird... the next think he thought is he needed a drink... and suddenly poofing into his hand was a bottle of water...*
Shop keeper: What the f*ck!!! You stole my fruit! Im going to kill you! You shall feal the wrath of SCARFACE!!!!!
*Seconds later scarface is being punched in the back of the head sending him to the floor*
Pesh: Its raping time xd
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*pesh begins to rape scarface who is half concious and delirious as faust walks through the doorway....*
Faust: ... Im going to be the greatest pirate ever one day and be rich and show everyone how great i a..... anything good to smoke in here?
Pervy: Hey... what happened to the plant guy?
Faust: Some raging lizard came along shouting about leaving his friend alone...
Pervy: Lizard?
Faust: yeh... he said his name was rag... something.... He wanted to challenge us to a childrens card game called duel monsters or something... but we couldnt understand the rules...
Pesh: No one can understand the rules.... so i just donkey punched him and we ran...
Pervy: You got challenged to a childrens card game... by a lizard man... and donkey punched a lizardman.... after raping and smoking a guy who thought he was a plant?
Faust and pesh: Uhuh.... yep pretty much....
Scarface: Do you know what you've done?
*everyone looks at the half naked shop keeper whos shaking like hes just lost his manhood*
Pervy: I pitty the fool....
Daemon: Shut the hell up hes trying to tell us something....
Scarface: The guy you just donkey punched... is Ragnaroc! Hes the moderator around here!!!!!
Pervy: The what now?
Scarface: Are you guys complete retards?
* the crew looks around at each other confused*
Scarface: He has the power to change people... thats how he became a man lizard... he moderated himself...
Faust: He could of turned himself into a spliff xd
Scarface: This is serious! His boss is Nexus!!!!
Pervy: Is that the guy that likes to cross dress cause he feels pretty?
Scarface: No hes the guy that can turn you into a jew with just looking at you!!!!
Chiryoku: Big woop i can do that anyway...
* chiryoku turns into a jew*
Faust: Nice... let me smoke your hat...
Pesh: Did i ever tell you, younge jewish men turn me on
Pervy: Watch out chir! Pesh is gonna donkey punch you lmao
Scarface: Your all ****ing insane!!!!!
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Next time: Rag strikes
No one is to take offence from this its just a joke, if you dont like it ill remove you from it...
If you dont like it... ill pretend to care?
Fun!
