Dragon Lord: The Sad Tale of a Lost Soul

[Escorpiius]

If I would compare his version of the story with Harry Potter it would be like this: "Harry Potter is an eleven year old boy with a lightning bolt shaped scar on his forehead. For some reason around Harry occure weird, unexplainable things." "Voldemort is resurrected on a graveyard and Harry barely made it out alive using a portkey." "Harry kills Voldemort in a duel - end." He just ignored half of the story.​

He said several times in this entire charade that someone is not God. He said that Scarface is not God, that Rei is not God, the admins are not God...the reason for that is quite simple: DL is God, so how can someone else be God too?
- Yet again he talks about Gods...he really has a god complex, doesn't he?


If you jump into a hole, don't blame us if you can't crawl out of it anymore. If you pull the crown jewels of a lion, don't complain to us if he rips you to shreds. If you get banned because you didn't listen, don't blame us as it's all solely your own fault. He screwed himself over as much as the Kama Sutra can possibly allow it.

These are the part I like the most. Extreme LOL at the Harry Potter, God and KamaSutra mentions.

Oh, btw, you really need to sticky this because:

1. It's brilliant writing.
2. It's funny as hell
3. Most importantly, it will show noobs (and we all know lots are coming...) what not to do...

Too much info,No-Government man.

I find it Ironic though,he gets Banned,appeals to the ban,agrees with the ban,asks info on the ban,gets more bans.

What I find ironic that all these above f!ckin' things he did, started due to a forum love story...

We weren't really asking if he deserved to get banned or not.
We were just explaining what actually happened.
Smart or not, he lacks a whole lot of common sense.

I agree, I do sympathize with him still though because he truly lacks sense. Nevertheless, sympathy or not, he got his due.

*gives you ff of the month award*

I was about to ask him to participate...

 

[Kagutsuchi]

I thought it was a Fanfic. The way it was formatted was very good.
I am happy with the decision. Yet I say as he said " Theos was not banned" ... Ban theos along with him :T_T:

@Caliburn: Take an image of your key board. In a week how many Keyboards do you consume ? What is your typing speed ? From where did you get the inspiration to write like this ? Marry Me <3 ?

I read the whole thing, I should be given a reward. IMHO members like these should be perma banned because if few members get punished rest will behave.

 

[Caliburn]

I thought it was a Fanfic. The way it was formatted was very good.
I am happy with the decision. Yet I say as he said " Theos was not banned" ... Ban theos along with him :T_T:

@Caliburn: Take an image of your key board. In a week how many Keyboards do you consume ? What is your typing speed ? From where did you get the inspiration to write like this ? Marry Me <3 ?

I read the whole thing, I should be given a reward. IMHO members like these should be perma banned because if few members get punished rest will behave.

You survived reading it, that's already an amazing feat =DD

You need to know that my internet did not survive making that wallie...I'm serious, 5 minutes after I posted it, my internet crashed xd

If we still had the Epic Thread - section

Grow some boobs, then we'll talk...yes I'm more demanding than Grimm.

Nah, DL was worse than Theos for the simple fact when Theos got banned he didn't complain much nor did he log in on alt to keep bugging the staff.

 

[Escorpiius]

I read the whole thing, I should be given a reward. IMHO members like these should be perma banned because if few members get punished rest will behave.

If awards are there, I'll get in the line also then as I also read it all.

And I agree, more examples should be set.

 

[Kagutsuchi]

You survived reading it, that's already an amazing feat =DD

You need to know that my internet did not survive making that wallie...I'm serious, 5 minutes after I posted it, my internet crashed xd

If we still had the Epic Thread - section

Grow some boobs, then we'll talk...yes I'm more demanding than Grimm.

Nah, DL was worse than Theos for the simple fact when Theos got banned he didn't complain much nor did he log in on alt to keep bugging the staff.

Lol.. Yeah No doubt NB is getting slower With all these Posts and Roku's Fanfics.

 

[Pervyy]

You survived reading it, that's already an amazing feat =DD

You need to know that my internet did not survive making that wallie...I'm serious, 5 minutes after I posted it, my internet crashed xd

If we still had the Epic Thread - section

Grow some boobs, then we'll talk...yes I'm more demanding than Grimm.

Nah, DL was worse than Theos for the simple fact when Theos got banned he didn't complain much nor did he log in on alt to keep bugging the staff.

You're the reason we are on NB v3.... its not about the new layouts, its like the matrix, you walleys happen then a new version of nb has to be created!!!


:T_T:

 

[Rei]

Let's not exaggerate, this is just a forum not Panopticon. The global rules are enough.

The reason why Caliburn wrote this and why Zise & I posted our pms -although we have forbidden to all s/mods and to ourselves to publicize our private communication with members- was because we owed an explanation to everyone and the whole story. We just wanted to make everyone understand why we snapped. There are limits to everyone's patience.

 

[Dracule]

Hmm so thats what happened huh
What I found hilarious was the fact that his first thread had 10,000+ votes saying that he deserved to get banned xd

DL probably made an account on some other Naruto/other anime website and started whining there about what happened here and got banned again withing the hour.......

 

[Escorpiius]

The reason why Caliburn wrote this and why Zise & I posted our pms -although we have forbidden to all s/mods and to ourselves to publicize our private communication with members- was because we owed an explanation to everyone and the whole story. We just wanted to make everyone understand why we snapped. There are limits to everyone's patience.

I understand and I think, the decision was well-made of letting know all members the inside of the affair. In fact, like I said, this should be stickied for all members to know what not to do and what decisions to be respected. No one should, in full-state of his mind, be allowed to repeat DL's case 'unknowingly'.
Also, I really like to see Scar's version more than what Cali mentioned, just like Zise, Mugi and you did.

 

[The Doctor]

I read all of it, and I have to agree, this deserves a sticky. This was hilarious and saddening at the same time. Cali, you are quite the writer.

 

[Caliburn]

Hmm so thats what happened huh
What I found hilarious was the fact that his first thread had 10,000+ votes saying that he deserved to get banned xd

DL probably made an account on some other Naruto/other anime website and started whining there about what happened here and got banned again withing the hour.......

10 000 huh, I wonder how that's possible~ ♪

 

[Pervyy]

10 000 huh, I wonder how that's possible~ ♪

The pandas did it!!!

 

[gamahiro]

You guys should really look at installing

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. You wouldn't have to permanantly ban anyone. Just add them to the M.U. group, sit back and enjoy the show

 

[Xylon]

Lmfao i actually read everything in this thread. Now i'm going insane just by the thought of that dude. I have no idea how you managed to keep your cool this long xD

 

[-Yard-]

:rofl: I love the base

 

[Caliburn]

Lmfao i actually read everything in this thread. Now i'm going insane just by the thought of that dude. I have no idea how you managed to keep your cool this long xD

Rei said the exact same thing

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[gamahiro]

Lmfao i actually read everything in this thread. Now i'm going insane just by the thought of that dude. I have no idea how you managed to keep your cool this long xD

Cali has a lifetime supply of Valium. Either that or his meditation skills are improving.....

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[Caliburn]

Cali has a lifetime supply of Valium. Either that or his meditation skills are improving.....

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I'm from Belgium. We have been trying to making a new government for 365 days, 23 hours, 5 minutes and 45 seconds.

If you don't have patience in that situation, you're gonna lose your mind.

 

[gamahiro]

I'm from Belgium. We have been trying to making a new government for 365 days, 23 hours, 5 minutes and 45 seconds.

If you don't have patience in that situation, you're gonna loos your mind.

I guess it helps that you guys have the best ale ever made...

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[Jack Spicer]

Wow. This mess is even more crazy than I thought. Man, he got so lucky and then screwed himself over. He deserves all that he's gotten.


And I love the Loony Toon theme.

Loony Police xd

Thanks for all of this guys. A good laugh, but also of how annoying someone can be. He was talking like a combo of Light and Pain, mixed in with he thought he was Superman.