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dwilson81

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*after putting stereo in my house i come back to take ur weed plants and Kool-Aid* U wont need this either. *leaves*
Wow that was the best shower of meh life...nobodies does it like I's does it....O.O

*sits on couch...stretches legs* *yawn* ahhhhhhhhhhhh....so relaxed... *looks around for Marnix* where is that girl, I thought we were going to watch a movie....*notices something is a bit askew*

Somethings not right here, waitaminute...where's the POT *starts to panic then realized that it wasn't mine, it was iMadara's* *shrugs* I guess iMadara must have stopped by to pick up his sh1t.

*Calls to butler* Hey Gary Coleman, bring me some Kool-Aid...*mutters under breath* >bitch<

Gary Coleman: Sorry sir we are out of Kool-Aid.

Me: WHAT!!! I thought I told you to get some more the other day.

Gary Coleman: Yes sir, I did.

Me: Well wtf shortstack then where's my eff'n grape drink fu(ktard?

Gary Coleman: I'm so sorry sir, I have no excuse *pulls out razor blade and begins to cut himself*

Me: Oh Jesus...ok ok enough of the eff'n sh!te already duckbutter, just go to the grocery and get some more...and you better get my mutha eff'n grape or I'm gonna rip your stupid little head from your shoulders...put it on a spike...and feed it bits of your own body. *mutters* bitch

*less than a second later* WTF are you doing still standing there you half monkey, half pontiac fiero, half shortbus, half mayonnaise sandwich looking taint fuzz...*yells after him as he scurries away* and I know that's more halves than there are in a whole...but that's just how fubar you really is...bitch.

...whew glad I meditated or else that'd gotten p-ret-ty ugly...


*Looks around for Marnix* Where is that girl?
 

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Wow that was the best shower of meh life...nobodies does it like I's does it....O.O

*sits on couch...stretches legs* *yawn* ahhhhhhhhhhhh....so relaxed... *looks around for Marnix* where is that girl, I thought we were going to watch a movie....*notices something is a bit askew*

Somethings not right here, waitaminute...where's the POT *starts to panic then realized that it wasn't mine, it was iMadara's* *shrugs* I guess iMadara must have stopped by to pick up his sh1t.

*Calls to butler* Hey Gary Coleman, bring me some Kool-Aid...*mutters under breath* >bitch<

Gary Coleman: Sorry sir we are out of Kool-Aid.

Me: WHAT!!! I thought I told you to get some more the other day.

Gary Coleman: Yes sir, I did.

Me: Well wtf shortstack then where's my eff'n grape drink fu(ktard?

Gary Coleman: I'm so sorry sir, I have no excuse *pulls out razor blade and begins to cut himself*

Me: Oh Jesus...ok ok enough of the eff'n sh!te already duckbutter, just go to the grocery and get some more...and you better get my mutha eff'n grape or I'm gonna rip your stupid little head from your shoulders...put it on a spike...and feed it bits of your own body. *mutters* bitch

*less than a second later* WTF are you doing still standing there you half monkey, half pontiac fiero, half shortbus, half mayonnaise sandwich looking taint fuzz...*yells after him as he scurries away* and I know that's more halves than there are in a whole...but that's just how fubar you really is...bitch.

...whew glad I meditated or else that'd gotten p-ret-ty ugly...


*Looks around for Marnix* Where is that girl?
*finishin the last of ur kool-aid and smokin weed in front of u* oh hey D
 

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sits beside Marnix on the couch!!
*puts my arm around her*
Dwilson81, dont u deer to come near!!!!
oh sh:te...damnit man...I thought we figured this out already...look I don't want any trouble...It'd break my poor grandma's innocent, pure heart if I started fighting because of this...*glances over at Granny as she's takes a pull and passes to kid*

if you're having girl problems I feel bad for ya son, I got 99 problems....so I win...

Plus...didn't you break it off anyway? what's up with that...now who's the homewrecker

*flaps finger in your direction but looks the other way* ...somebody...that's who.
 
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