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Minato rubbed his head, and slowly got up to stare Chuck Norris in the eyes. When Minato lowered his hand, he noticed that there was blood on it.
Minato (To himself): He hit me before I cou-
Minato teleported away before Chuck Norris could land another insanly fast blow on him.
Chuck Norris: That's what you get for messing with m-
Minato flew through the air with Flying Thunder God and began to pound Chuck Norris repetidly with two Rasengan; one in each hand. The intense speed from Minato's hands allowed him to get in at least twenty hits before he had to teleport away because of Chuck Norris' retaliation.
Chuck Norris: You just cut me o-
Minato teleported towards Chuck Norris and slammed his palm on Chuck Norris' chest. From Chuck Norris' chest emerged a massive toad with a sword on it's belt.
Minato: There, that should take care of-
From his perch ontop of the toad's head, he saw Chuck Norris' body on the ground begin to crack open.
???: Could you tell me what's going on, Minato?
Minato: Later, Gama-
Chuck Norris' body cracked open and a smaller Chuck Norris appeared in it's place.
Minato: Chuck Norris just doesn't die, does he?
???: Chuck who?
Chuck Norris: NORRIS!!!
The mini Chuck Norris leapt into the air and kicked the toad in the chest, sending it flying. Minato landed on the ground as the toad went flying, and the toad crashed into several trees as it flew. Then, it got up on it's feet and stared Chuck Norris in the eyes.
???: You, sir, have just made a VERY powerful enemy!
Chuck Norris: You obviously don't know who you're de-
A bullet of oil landed on Chuck Norris, and he began to shake it off in disgust.
???: Your turn, Minato.
Minato: Thanks, Gama!
Minato threw a kunai with an explosion tag attatched at the oily Chuck Norris. The oil errupted into a massive fireball that seemed to incinerate Chuck Norris, but instead, Chuck Norris simply walked out of the flames, unscathed.
Naruto: IMPOSSIBLE!!!!
Madara: Chuck Norris is invincible. He's impossible to defeat.
Naruto (To himself): C'mon, dad. You can do it...
Chuck Norris picked up a fallen kunai and threw it at the toad. It nearly dodged the kunai, but it managed to scare it's left eye greatly.
Minato: GAMABUNTA! Are you alright!?
Gamabunta: I'm fine, Minato. Let's kill this guy!
Minato: That's just it; I don't know ho-!
Minato grabbed Gamabunta's leg and teleported them both away as Chuck Norris tried to pound both of them with a roundhouse-kick.
Chuck Norris: That's Chuck Nor-
Gamabunta: DIE!
Gamabunta sliced Chuck Norris in half with his massive sword, only for the two halves to regenerate the missing halves.
Gamabunta: Minato, there's only one way to beat him.
Minato: The reaper doesn't work!
Gamabunta grabbed Minato in his hand.
Gamabunta: TRANSFORM!
Minato looked up strangly at Gamabunta.
Gamabunta (To Minato): Do it!
Minato: Fine...
Minato supplied the chakra and basis for the transformation, and Gamabunta decided on the form they took.
Minato (Transformed Chuck Norris): Really? We're going to be a giant Chuck Norris?
Gamabunta (TCN): We may intimidate him.
Chuck Norris: NOBODY intimidates CHUCK NORRIS!!!
One Chuck Norris ran at the imposter, and leapt into the air, trying to rounhouse-kick Minato/Gamabunta in the balls. The other Chuck Norris sat back and watched.
As Chuck Norris kickes, the collaboration transformed clone disappeared, and a giant Chuck Norris had a smaller one under his boot behind him.
Gamabunta (TCN): Hey, Minato? How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Minato (To Gamabunta): You don't want to do tha-
Chuck Norris: CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB!
The area around Chuck Norris span so Minato was standing right next to him, and then Chuck Norris grew to his size.
Chuck Norris: I hold it in place and spin the room around.
Chuck Norris punched Minato in the face, making him and Gamabunta transform back into their original forms.
Gamabunta: This guy doesn't give up, does he?
Minato: I'm telling you, HE'S IMPOSSIBLE TO KILL!!
Gamabunta: Not quite....
Minato: The reaper doesn't work on him, Gama.
Gamabunta: Just let me handle it.
Gamabunta took out his sword and began to slash at Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris not even moving, allowing himself to be cut in half over and over again, the pieces just regenerating more and more Chuck Norris'.
After there were thousands of Chuck Norris', Gamabunta re-sheathed his sword.
Minato: You're plan failed, and NOW look at what we have to deal with!!!
Gamabunta: I'm not done...
Every Chuck Norris: DIE-!!!!!!
Gamabunta: Wait! Which one of you is the real Chuck Norris?
Minato: That's brilli-
Every Chuck Norris: WE ALL ARE!!!!!!
Minato: You SUCK Gama!
Gamabunta: I'm about to suck even more...
Gamabunta disappeared in a cloud of white smoke, and Minato fell to the ground.
Minato: I'M NEVER SUMMONING YOU AGAIN!!!!!
Chuck Norris 1: Of course not; dead men don't do nothin'.
Chuck Norris 2: Unless one of us dies, in which case, we not only attend our own funeral, but we bury ourselves as well.
Minato: You're just a man; you put your pants on one leg at a time like everyone else.
Chuck Norris 3: Wrong. My pants put themselves on me out of fear. BOTH legs at a time.
Minato: Do your shoes tie themselves, too?
Chuck Norris 4: No, I tie them. With my feet.
Minato: Enough of this nonsense! MULTI-SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!!!
There was a massive cloud of white smoke, and then there were more Minato's than Chuck Norris'. The Minato clones ran out, and sealed away as many Chuck Norris' as they could with the reaper, other clones distracting Chuck Norris as they did so. After a couple hours of meelee fighting and sealing, there was one clone left, the real Minato, and one Chuck Norris.
Minato and his clone were panting, while Chuck Norris didn't even break a sweat.
Chuck Norris: You are no match for Chuck Norris!
Minato: I WILL KILL YOU!!!
Chuck Norris: Huh. Good luc-
Before Chuck Norris could finish his sentance, Minato was thrown by his clone in addition to both of their Flying Thunder God techs, holding a Rasengan in his hand.
Chuck Norris: TAKE THIS!!!
Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked to counter the Rasengan, and the two collided.
Naruto: This is so intense....!
Madara: Minato's going to lose.
Naruto: That's it-!
Naruto's fox cloak came out and he tried to leap across the table, but Madara pushed him away with the Rinnegan.
Madara: SETTLE DOWN!! His fate was sealed once I chose Chuck Norris; fortunatly for you, I cannot choose Chuck Norris to fight again...
The colliding awesomeness of Minato's Rasengan and Chuck Norris' Roundhouse-Kick created a super-nova-like explosion, dispelling the last clone immediatly. When the light and smoke cleared, unfortunatly, Minato lay on the ground, Chuck Norris standing over him.
Chuck Norris: That's what you get for challenging Chuck Norris!!! What were we fighting about, again?
Naruto: NO!
Madara: Knew it.
On the board in front of Naruto were ten circles in a row, and in the middle of the circle on the left end appeared Minato's face.
Madara: When all ten of those circles are filled, you will have to fight me for your life.
Naruto: Do you have these circles?
Madara: Of course not; that would be stupid! Now, it's my turn to choose who fights, and so I'm going to choose an easy one this time; the closer in power you choose to mine could decide your fate for the rest of the game...
Naruto: Game? Are the lives of these people GAMES to you!?!?!?
Madara: Yes, yes it is. Now, my choice for the next fight is Bartholomew J. Simpson.
A figure of a young boy with yellow skin, and spiky hair without a hairline appeared on the board.
Naruto: Background, please? So I can make it fair...
Madara: He's a boy with no special abilities; just a sling-shot in his back pocket, and his skateboard. He's a talented prankster and considered a 'devil's child' by many citizens.
Naruto: A little boy who's a prankster and a ruble-rouser...?
Madara: ...... Sure.....
Naruto: Then I choose, Konohamaru Sarutobi!!!
Minato (To himself): He hit me before I cou-
Minato teleported away before Chuck Norris could land another insanly fast blow on him.
Chuck Norris: That's what you get for messing with m-
Minato flew through the air with Flying Thunder God and began to pound Chuck Norris repetidly with two Rasengan; one in each hand. The intense speed from Minato's hands allowed him to get in at least twenty hits before he had to teleport away because of Chuck Norris' retaliation.
Chuck Norris: You just cut me o-
Minato teleported towards Chuck Norris and slammed his palm on Chuck Norris' chest. From Chuck Norris' chest emerged a massive toad with a sword on it's belt.
Minato: There, that should take care of-
From his perch ontop of the toad's head, he saw Chuck Norris' body on the ground begin to crack open.
???: Could you tell me what's going on, Minato?
Minato: Later, Gama-
Chuck Norris' body cracked open and a smaller Chuck Norris appeared in it's place.
Minato: Chuck Norris just doesn't die, does he?
???: Chuck who?
Chuck Norris: NORRIS!!!
The mini Chuck Norris leapt into the air and kicked the toad in the chest, sending it flying. Minato landed on the ground as the toad went flying, and the toad crashed into several trees as it flew. Then, it got up on it's feet and stared Chuck Norris in the eyes.
???: You, sir, have just made a VERY powerful enemy!
Chuck Norris: You obviously don't know who you're de-
A bullet of oil landed on Chuck Norris, and he began to shake it off in disgust.
???: Your turn, Minato.
Minato: Thanks, Gama!
Minato threw a kunai with an explosion tag attatched at the oily Chuck Norris. The oil errupted into a massive fireball that seemed to incinerate Chuck Norris, but instead, Chuck Norris simply walked out of the flames, unscathed.
Naruto: IMPOSSIBLE!!!!
Madara: Chuck Norris is invincible. He's impossible to defeat.
Naruto (To himself): C'mon, dad. You can do it...
Chuck Norris picked up a fallen kunai and threw it at the toad. It nearly dodged the kunai, but it managed to scare it's left eye greatly.
Minato: GAMABUNTA! Are you alright!?
Gamabunta: I'm fine, Minato. Let's kill this guy!
Minato: That's just it; I don't know ho-!
Minato grabbed Gamabunta's leg and teleported them both away as Chuck Norris tried to pound both of them with a roundhouse-kick.
Chuck Norris: That's Chuck Nor-
Gamabunta: DIE!
Gamabunta sliced Chuck Norris in half with his massive sword, only for the two halves to regenerate the missing halves.
Gamabunta: Minato, there's only one way to beat him.
Minato: The reaper doesn't work!
Gamabunta grabbed Minato in his hand.
Gamabunta: TRANSFORM!
Minato looked up strangly at Gamabunta.
Gamabunta (To Minato): Do it!
Minato: Fine...
Minato supplied the chakra and basis for the transformation, and Gamabunta decided on the form they took.
Minato (Transformed Chuck Norris): Really? We're going to be a giant Chuck Norris?
Gamabunta (TCN): We may intimidate him.
Chuck Norris: NOBODY intimidates CHUCK NORRIS!!!
One Chuck Norris ran at the imposter, and leapt into the air, trying to rounhouse-kick Minato/Gamabunta in the balls. The other Chuck Norris sat back and watched.
As Chuck Norris kickes, the collaboration transformed clone disappeared, and a giant Chuck Norris had a smaller one under his boot behind him.
Gamabunta (TCN): Hey, Minato? How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Minato (To Gamabunta): You don't want to do tha-
Chuck Norris: CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB!
The area around Chuck Norris span so Minato was standing right next to him, and then Chuck Norris grew to his size.
Chuck Norris: I hold it in place and spin the room around.
Chuck Norris punched Minato in the face, making him and Gamabunta transform back into their original forms.
Gamabunta: This guy doesn't give up, does he?
Minato: I'm telling you, HE'S IMPOSSIBLE TO KILL!!
Gamabunta: Not quite....
Minato: The reaper doesn't work on him, Gama.
Gamabunta: Just let me handle it.
Gamabunta took out his sword and began to slash at Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris not even moving, allowing himself to be cut in half over and over again, the pieces just regenerating more and more Chuck Norris'.
After there were thousands of Chuck Norris', Gamabunta re-sheathed his sword.
Minato: You're plan failed, and NOW look at what we have to deal with!!!
Gamabunta: I'm not done...
Every Chuck Norris: DIE-!!!!!!
Gamabunta: Wait! Which one of you is the real Chuck Norris?
Minato: That's brilli-
Every Chuck Norris: WE ALL ARE!!!!!!
Minato: You SUCK Gama!
Gamabunta: I'm about to suck even more...
Gamabunta disappeared in a cloud of white smoke, and Minato fell to the ground.
Minato: I'M NEVER SUMMONING YOU AGAIN!!!!!
Chuck Norris 1: Of course not; dead men don't do nothin'.
Chuck Norris 2: Unless one of us dies, in which case, we not only attend our own funeral, but we bury ourselves as well.
Minato: You're just a man; you put your pants on one leg at a time like everyone else.
Chuck Norris 3: Wrong. My pants put themselves on me out of fear. BOTH legs at a time.
Minato: Do your shoes tie themselves, too?
Chuck Norris 4: No, I tie them. With my feet.
Minato: Enough of this nonsense! MULTI-SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!!!
There was a massive cloud of white smoke, and then there were more Minato's than Chuck Norris'. The Minato clones ran out, and sealed away as many Chuck Norris' as they could with the reaper, other clones distracting Chuck Norris as they did so. After a couple hours of meelee fighting and sealing, there was one clone left, the real Minato, and one Chuck Norris.
Minato and his clone were panting, while Chuck Norris didn't even break a sweat.
Chuck Norris: You are no match for Chuck Norris!
Minato: I WILL KILL YOU!!!
Chuck Norris: Huh. Good luc-
Before Chuck Norris could finish his sentance, Minato was thrown by his clone in addition to both of their Flying Thunder God techs, holding a Rasengan in his hand.
Chuck Norris: TAKE THIS!!!
Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked to counter the Rasengan, and the two collided.
Naruto: This is so intense....!
Madara: Minato's going to lose.
Naruto: That's it-!
Naruto's fox cloak came out and he tried to leap across the table, but Madara pushed him away with the Rinnegan.
Madara: SETTLE DOWN!! His fate was sealed once I chose Chuck Norris; fortunatly for you, I cannot choose Chuck Norris to fight again...
The colliding awesomeness of Minato's Rasengan and Chuck Norris' Roundhouse-Kick created a super-nova-like explosion, dispelling the last clone immediatly. When the light and smoke cleared, unfortunatly, Minato lay on the ground, Chuck Norris standing over him.
Chuck Norris: That's what you get for challenging Chuck Norris!!! What were we fighting about, again?
Naruto: NO!
Madara: Knew it.
On the board in front of Naruto were ten circles in a row, and in the middle of the circle on the left end appeared Minato's face.
Madara: When all ten of those circles are filled, you will have to fight me for your life.
Naruto: Do you have these circles?
Madara: Of course not; that would be stupid! Now, it's my turn to choose who fights, and so I'm going to choose an easy one this time; the closer in power you choose to mine could decide your fate for the rest of the game...
Naruto: Game? Are the lives of these people GAMES to you!?!?!?
Madara: Yes, yes it is. Now, my choice for the next fight is Bartholomew J. Simpson.
A figure of a young boy with yellow skin, and spiky hair without a hairline appeared on the board.
Naruto: Background, please? So I can make it fair...
Madara: He's a boy with no special abilities; just a sling-shot in his back pocket, and his skateboard. He's a talented prankster and considered a 'devil's child' by many citizens.
Naruto: A little boy who's a prankster and a ruble-rouser...?
Madara: ...... Sure.....
Naruto: Then I choose, Konohamaru Sarutobi!!!
