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Yarduat: Would you like a lolly-pop?
Hyperion: What?
Caliburn: Yeah, Yard. WHAT!?
Yarduat: I was wondering if my good friend, Mr. Hyperion, would like a lolly-pop.
Yarduat took, from his jacket, a lolly-pop and held it out to Hyperion.
Gamahiro (Inner thoughts): Where's he going with this?
Nexus: Listen, Yard, we don't have all day, so if you could just get to the point in this that'll make everyone's jaw drop at the intelect it must've taken, that would be very much appreciated.
Yarduat puts the lolly-pop away.
Yarduat: Point? What point? Why must everything I do have a point to it!?!?
Caliburn: May I request a new attourny?
Gamahiro: While we're at it, may I request a new client?
Hyperion: HEY!
Nexus: NO! No one is getting a new ANYTHING!
Zise: I could actually use a new pen...
Nexus glared at Zise.
Nexus: You're the court reporter; you're supposed to be typing stuff. WHAT DO YOU NEED A PEN FOR!?!?!?!
Zise: ...I like to doodle...
Nexus sighed.
Zise: What, I get bored at these things...
Nexus (Inner thoughts): Just remember; the more you suffer in this life, the more you're rewarded in the next.
Hyperion: Wait, Yard. I wanted the lolly-pop!
Nexus (Inner thoughts): At this rate, I'm gunna be a frikken god!
Yarduat: I'm sorry, but I offered it to you, and you didn't take it when you had the chance. Kind of like when you were flaming.
Hyperion: What are you talking about?
Yarduat: People asked you to stop flaming, and then you kept doing it, and Caliburn sent you an infraction.
Hyperion: People never told me to stop, they just reported me.
Yarduat: No they didn't.
Hyperion: Yes they did; do you have the thread in front of you!?!?
Yarduat: Right there, ladies and gentlemen! Because I do not have the thread, Mr. Hyperion says that I have no case. If he was innocent, he would not care if I had the thread or not, as having the thread would only prove his innocence! The plea of a guilty man has been cried!
Nexus: Without proof your argument doesn't hold much water.
Yarduat: With proof I doubt it would hold a lot of water.
Caliburn made a face-palm.
Yarduat: I mean, it's just words, and spoken words at that. How's that supposed to hold water?
Caliburn (Inner thoughts): I can't even begin to imagine how many bios are piling up, all because some idiot is taking us in circles.
Nexus's alarm goes off.
Nexus: Thank god; court will dismiss and we will all take a much needed break. I will expect to see you all tomorrow. Yard, you don't have to come.
Nexus: You're here...
Yarduat: Yep!
Nexus sighed.
Nexus: Alright, so court will begin shor-
Yarduat: Hey, who are the new guys?
Nexus: Oh, that's Scar and Rag. They're the things that keeps you away from me.
Yarduat, who isn't paying attention to Nexus, walks over to Scar and Rag.
Yarduat: Hey, who are you guys?
Scarface: We were told by Nexus to help keep anyone thats not his friend away from him.
Yarduat then looks over to Nexus.
Yarduat: Hey, Nexus, were friends, aren't we?
Nexus: F*** off!
Yarduat: The best.
Caliburn walks in with a droopy and tired expression on his face.
He then flops down in a chair and rests his head on the table.
Caliburn: So...many...bios...
Yarduat looks at Caliburn and then looks at Nexus.
Yarduat: Hey, Nexus. Why did you need to get baillifs?
Nexus: Oh, they're just here to help enforce my restraining order on you.
Yarduat: You know.. Nexus, I'm getting the feeling that you don't like me.. But maybe it's just me, though.
Nexus's left eye twitches as a blood vessel in his eye pops.
Yarduat: But at least we'll have the whole day to spend together to prove me wrong...
Nexus starts to twitch at the thought of having to be in the same room with Yarduat all day and he finally snaps.
Nexus: OF COURSE IT'S YOU! I DON'T LIKE YOU; I HATE YOU!
Yarduat: If I didn't know any better I'd say you were serious, because technically, you're not allowed to insult anyone in the court room.
Nexus: .... THAT'S IT! HYPERION GET'S THE INFRACTION, CASE DISMISSED! I'M GOING HOME!
Yarduat: ....
Everyone sits still, scared to move incase that makes Nexus even more angry.
Yarduat: Is this because I didn't offer you a lolly-pop?
Nexus: And as for you! I'm assigning you to be the leader of interrogation! Anyone who has to put up with you for an hour would want to blow their brains out, so I am sure that they would go as far as to admit to crimes, even if they didn't do them!!!
Yarduat: So... Is that a yes, or no to the lolly-pop?
Nexus: EVERYONE GET THE F*** OUT OF MY COURT ROOM!
Yarduat: But I still have two more witnes-
Nexus: Get. The F***. Out. Of my court room. NOW!!!!!!!
Caliburn: How can anyone be as stupid as you?
Yarduat: Stupid? No, no. I figured since there wasn't a thread, we had no proof of his flaming, and no witnesses, that the only way to win would be to annoy the hell out of Nexus.
Caliburn (In shock): Well, I guess it worked then. But, you know what's been bothering me? Besides most of the case.
Yarduat: Well, when you put it like that, no.
Caliburn: Why did you happen to have a lolly-pop on your person?
Yarduat pulled the lolly-pop out of his jacket, and pointed it at Caliburn as he said,
Yarduat: That, my friend, is a good question. I don't even know who's it is.
Yarduat was about to pop the lolly-pop into his mouth when he decided against it and put in in his briefcase.
Yarduat: Might not want to do that... Well, now I'm going home. See ya, Cali!
Yarduat looks at a briefcase that he's carrying.
Yarduat (Inner thoughts): I still wonder who's this is...
Gamahiro starts looking around.
Gamahiro(To himself): Wait, were's my briefcase?
Hyperion: What?
Caliburn: Yeah, Yard. WHAT!?
Yarduat: I was wondering if my good friend, Mr. Hyperion, would like a lolly-pop.
Yarduat took, from his jacket, a lolly-pop and held it out to Hyperion.
Gamahiro (Inner thoughts): Where's he going with this?
Nexus: Listen, Yard, we don't have all day, so if you could just get to the point in this that'll make everyone's jaw drop at the intelect it must've taken, that would be very much appreciated.
Yarduat puts the lolly-pop away.
Yarduat: Point? What point? Why must everything I do have a point to it!?!?
Caliburn: May I request a new attourny?
Gamahiro: While we're at it, may I request a new client?
Hyperion: HEY!
Nexus: NO! No one is getting a new ANYTHING!
Zise: I could actually use a new pen...
Nexus glared at Zise.
Nexus: You're the court reporter; you're supposed to be typing stuff. WHAT DO YOU NEED A PEN FOR!?!?!?!
Zise: ...I like to doodle...
Nexus sighed.
Zise: What, I get bored at these things...
Nexus (Inner thoughts): Just remember; the more you suffer in this life, the more you're rewarded in the next.
Hyperion: Wait, Yard. I wanted the lolly-pop!
Nexus (Inner thoughts): At this rate, I'm gunna be a frikken god!
Yarduat: I'm sorry, but I offered it to you, and you didn't take it when you had the chance. Kind of like when you were flaming.
Hyperion: What are you talking about?
Yarduat: People asked you to stop flaming, and then you kept doing it, and Caliburn sent you an infraction.
Hyperion: People never told me to stop, they just reported me.
Yarduat: No they didn't.
Hyperion: Yes they did; do you have the thread in front of you!?!?
Yarduat: Right there, ladies and gentlemen! Because I do not have the thread, Mr. Hyperion says that I have no case. If he was innocent, he would not care if I had the thread or not, as having the thread would only prove his innocence! The plea of a guilty man has been cried!
Nexus: Without proof your argument doesn't hold much water.
Yarduat: With proof I doubt it would hold a lot of water.
Caliburn made a face-palm.
Yarduat: I mean, it's just words, and spoken words at that. How's that supposed to hold water?
Caliburn (Inner thoughts): I can't even begin to imagine how many bios are piling up, all because some idiot is taking us in circles.
Nexus's alarm goes off.
Nexus: Thank god; court will dismiss and we will all take a much needed break. I will expect to see you all tomorrow. Yard, you don't have to come.
The Next Day
Nexus: You're here...
Yarduat: Yep!
Nexus sighed.
Nexus: Alright, so court will begin shor-
Yarduat: Hey, who are the new guys?
Nexus: Oh, that's Scar and Rag. They're the things that keeps you away from me.
Yarduat, who isn't paying attention to Nexus, walks over to Scar and Rag.
Yarduat: Hey, who are you guys?
Scarface: We were told by Nexus to help keep anyone thats not his friend away from him.
Yarduat then looks over to Nexus.
Yarduat: Hey, Nexus, were friends, aren't we?
Nexus: F*** off!
Yarduat: The best.
Caliburn walks in with a droopy and tired expression on his face.
He then flops down in a chair and rests his head on the table.
Caliburn: So...many...bios...
Yarduat looks at Caliburn and then looks at Nexus.
Yarduat: Hey, Nexus. Why did you need to get baillifs?
Nexus: Oh, they're just here to help enforce my restraining order on you.
Yarduat: You know.. Nexus, I'm getting the feeling that you don't like me.. But maybe it's just me, though.
Nexus's left eye twitches as a blood vessel in his eye pops.
Yarduat: But at least we'll have the whole day to spend together to prove me wrong...
Nexus starts to twitch at the thought of having to be in the same room with Yarduat all day and he finally snaps.
Nexus: OF COURSE IT'S YOU! I DON'T LIKE YOU; I HATE YOU!
Yarduat: If I didn't know any better I'd say you were serious, because technically, you're not allowed to insult anyone in the court room.
Nexus: .... THAT'S IT! HYPERION GET'S THE INFRACTION, CASE DISMISSED! I'M GOING HOME!
Yarduat: ....
Everyone sits still, scared to move incase that makes Nexus even more angry.
Yarduat: Is this because I didn't offer you a lolly-pop?
Nexus: And as for you! I'm assigning you to be the leader of interrogation! Anyone who has to put up with you for an hour would want to blow their brains out, so I am sure that they would go as far as to admit to crimes, even if they didn't do them!!!
Yarduat: So... Is that a yes, or no to the lolly-pop?
Nexus: EVERYONE GET THE F*** OUT OF MY COURT ROOM!
Yarduat: But I still have two more witnes-
Nexus: Get. The F***. Out. Of my court room. NOW!!!!!!!
Outside the Court House
Caliburn: How can anyone be as stupid as you?
Yarduat: Stupid? No, no. I figured since there wasn't a thread, we had no proof of his flaming, and no witnesses, that the only way to win would be to annoy the hell out of Nexus.
Caliburn (In shock): Well, I guess it worked then. But, you know what's been bothering me? Besides most of the case.
Yarduat: Well, when you put it like that, no.
Caliburn: Why did you happen to have a lolly-pop on your person?
Yarduat pulled the lolly-pop out of his jacket, and pointed it at Caliburn as he said,
Yarduat: That, my friend, is a good question. I don't even know who's it is.
Yarduat was about to pop the lolly-pop into his mouth when he decided against it and put in in his briefcase.
Yarduat: Might not want to do that... Well, now I'm going home. See ya, Cali!
Yarduat looks at a briefcase that he's carrying.
Yarduat (Inner thoughts): I still wonder who's this is...
Gamahiro starts looking around.
Gamahiro(To himself): Wait, were's my briefcase?
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