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• Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows: <br />
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"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."<br />
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• This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: <br />
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"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."<br />
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• Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: <br />
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."<br />
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• From H.A.L. Administration Dept: <br />
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."<br />
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• Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: <br />
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"<br />
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• An incident of a leave letter: <br />
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."<br />
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• A leave letter to the headmaster: <br />
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"<br />
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• Another leave letter written to the headmaster: <br />
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."<br />
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• Covering note: <br />
"I am enclosed herewith..."<br />
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• Another one: <br />
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."<br />
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• Actual letter written for application of leave: <br />
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".<br />
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• Letter writing:- <br />
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."<br />
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• A candidate's job application: <br />
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both (!!) for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post</div>
<div class="bbWrapper">1. What is height of Fashion?<br />
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Dhoti with a zip<br />
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2. What is height of Secrecy?<br />
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Offering blank visiting cards.<br />
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3. What is height of laziness?<br />
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Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.<br />
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4. What is height of Craziness?<br />
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Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.<br />
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5. What is height of Forgetfulness?<br />
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Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him/her last.<br />
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6. What is height of Stupidity?<br />
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A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.<br />
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7. What is height of Honesty?<br />
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A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.<br />
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8. What is height of Suicide?<br />
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A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.<br />
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9. What is height of De-hydration?<br />
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A cow giving milk powder.<br />
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10. Plan For Future: Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?<br />
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Ahmed : I want 2 b a pilot.<br />
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James : I want 2 b a doctor.<br />
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Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.<br />
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Asif : I want 2 help Deepa .</div>
