Jokes....

[Cyborg]

4 people were travelling on an airplane that was about to crash: george bush, bill gates , the pope and a 16 year old kid. Problem was, there were only 3 parachutes.
Bill gates: i'm a very important man and i have much to offer to the world, saying this he took 1 parachute and jumped off
Bush: i was the smartest president of the united states still needs me, so may God be with you 2.......goodbye
Pope: your a young man and have your whole life before you, take the last parachute...
Kid: father, don't worry, the world's smartest president just jumped off the plane with my schoolbag....

 

[Zerabitu]

Yo mama so fat...
that when she jump for joy...shegetstuck!​

 

[+BLOODsilent+]

your momz so old when god said let their be light your mom flipped a light switch

 

[siLent Rain]

what do you call a witch on the beach? a sand-WITCH

lol

 

[Cyborg]

Your mom so stupid she enter a stupidity contest, they say: no professionals!

 

[-Yard-]

your momma so fat that when god said let there be light he told her to move out the way.

 

[-Yard-]

Your mom so stupid she enter a stupidity contest, they say: no professionals!

lol i know were you got that from lol

 

[+BLOODsilent+]

your momma so fat that when god said let there be light he told her to move out the way.

dude you just took my joke but change the end

 

[Akisha]

7 preconceptions people have:

1. Eyes are that part of the body that cannot be washed with soap.

2. You cannot count all of the hair you have on your head




3. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue







4. ....you're smiling because you realize you can


5.Only an idiot would try point no 3

6. Your laughing because you just did

7. So you're an idiot

Indead I am....

Your mom so stupid she enter a stupidity contest, they say: no professionals!

since we are gonna talk about moms xd

Your mother is so fat, that she wears a belt with size equator...

 

[-Yard-]

dude you just took my joke but change the end

lol actually i had that joke for a couple of years but you did remind me of it though

 

[-Yard-]

yo momma so fat they had to change one size fits all to one size fits most

 

[Akisha]

yo momma so fat they had to change one size fits all to one size fits most

alright, lets stop talking bout mommas now xd

 

[Egdvdfz]

Your moma's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "I want your weight, not your phone number"

 

[Wesobi]

Your momma is so hairy, she can speak wookie!

 

[Egdvdfz]

Your momma is so hairy, she can speak wookie!

From Meet The Spartans right

Your momma is so fat she has bacon flavored lip gloss

 

[Raito Yagami]

Yo Momma's So Ugly, She turned Medusa into Stone!
Yo Momma's so Stupid, she tried to put M&M's in Alphabetical Order!
Yo Momma's so Fat that when a School Bus came by she said "Catch that Twinkie!"

 

[MrSharingan]

Q: What’s the definition of embarrassment?
A: Running into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose first.

 

[MrSharingan]

A guy shopping at the supermarket notices a hot woman waving at him.

“Do I know you?” he says, walking over.

“I think you’re the father of one of my kids,” the woman says.

“Are you that hooker I banged behind Chuck E. Cheese’s during my son’s birthday party?”

“No,” she says. “I’m his math teacher.”

 

[MrSharingan]

What's the difference between oral *** and **** ***?
Oral *** makes your day, **** *** makes your hole weak.

 

[MrSharingan]

What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can both smell it but can't eat it.